"Of Irony and Cliche" by Yumeko-neko

Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You

Description: The world is made up of various cliches and various types of irony. The challenge is

to write a drabble, ficlet or one-shot using these cliches as a prompt and have at

least 5 or more stories with an an ironic ending.

Rules~
• 100 word minimal
• State in summary that its for this challenge
• Can use any fandom and can have multiple categories
• Can be reader-insert, canon, or Original characters (I'm not picky)
• Can be yaoi and yuri and can have smut if you want
• Have 5 or more have an ironic ending
• You don't have to use all the cliches on the list and your free to add your own, also

it doesn't have to be in order.
• Have fun with it >.<

Cliches~
• Money is the root of all evil
• Money makes the world go round
• Time is money
• A fool and his money are easily parted
• All’s fair in love and war
• Unlucky in cards, lucky in love
• Misery loves company
• You only hurt the one you love
• Love is blind
• Laughter is the best medicine
• A taste of his own medicine
• Don’t push your luck
• Free as a bird
• If you love something set it free
• don't judge a book by its cover
• it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
• there is a thin line between love and hate
• Money can't buy you love
• Love conquers all
• Honesty is the best policy
• absence makes the heart grow fonder
• an apple a day keeps the doctor away
• women; can't live with them, can't live without them
• there are plenty more fish in the sea
• boys will be boys
• separating the men from the boys
• if you want something done, do it yourself
• there's no time like the present
• today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Life is short, death is long
• Lifes a bitch and then you die
• the best things in life are free
• Like father, like son
• curiosity killed the cat
• here today and gone tomorrow
• If you can't beat them, join them
• live and let live
• out of sight, out of mind
• survival of the fittest
• kill two birds with one stone
• A penny for your thoughts?
• you win some, you lose some
• beauty is in the eye of the beholder
• beauty is only skin deep
• been there, done that, got a T-shirt
• there are plenty more fish in the sea
• Monkey see, monkey do
• when all else fails... (feel free to finish this sentence)
• It takes two to tango
• take it or leave it
• every cloud has a silver lining
• when hell freezes over
• stick that in your pipe and smoke it
• diamonds are a girl's best friend
• actions speak louder than words
• If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem
• life is what you make it
• there's no "I" in "team"
• easier said than done
• Don't get mad, get even!
• like stealing candy from a baby
• the show must go on
• he who laughs last, laughs loudest
• easy as pie
• life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
• the best things in life are free

Ok that's all I could gather for the moment. You're free to add your own.