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"A Steamy Varia Christmas" by Wisp of Reality
Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: I don't really leave much to the imagination with the title do I?
What I want to see is Varia smut with a Christmas edge, from mistletoe to a slutty Mrs Claus outfit (come on, don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about, we've all see them) also it must be reader insert, no OCs, they're just as unbelievable as being there 'yourself'.
It can be 17+ or Adult (Adult+ means non-members can't read it)
Just as a hint for points (as if points even matter) I'm not partial to Levi (and that's not discrimination against L names, I love Lambo and L from Deathnote).
Funny, extremely dirty, etc (hell actually I'll accept things that aren't Varia as well, so long as a member of the Varia is somehow involved, cause I love almost everyone in KHR)
No points for Xanxus beating up Sqaulo in anyway (too many people do that, even if it is funny, it's a bit of a cliche), you can swear as much as you like, no mental health references (or medicine references like ritalin, they just push my buttons because of personal reasons that some of you from FOS-FF might know what I'm talking about, but maybe not anyways I'm rambling here).
If any of you make Australia references you get bonus points (because I'm a patriot).
More points for threesomes, incest and pretty much anything else taboo (Oh I'm naughty, trying to corrupt you all~)
No point for pineapples, the reference to Mukuro's hair is...kind of annoying. Seriously, how many people mention pineapples with Mukuro? Even in passing, like having him drink pineapple juice!
Uhhh but I'm getting off topic, I'd like it if your stories are at least above 1000 words (cause good smut is longer than five minutes, like good sex, not that I've ever had any, good sex I mean, I'm no virgin though)
Let's get this summarised (cause I doubt you've read all my rambling - bonus points if you have, what the hell are you going to do with these points anyway? It's not like I can give you a good prize or anything):
-Varia members must be mentioned/involved, it's better if sex with them (not including Levi please because I don't particularly like him, sorry Levi fans out there :P)
-Must have a Christmas theme of some description
- +17 to Adult in rating
- No mental health references or medicine references (You can say someone is insane or mental, but that's about the extent I'll allow, just nothing detailed like schizophrenia for example)
- Must contain sex, as in full intercourse, a lemon, not a lime (limes in my mind include oral sex, so if you only go to that you're not eligible for this contest)
-No pineapple references
-No Squalo abuse
- Swearing has no holds bar.
- Bonus points for Australia references (the more obscure the better - but make sure it's noticeable, that's part of the challenge, if you want bonus points I mean), threesomes (you can never have enough hot boys), Varia sex and taboo stuff (incest [specifically brothersister], StudentTeacher relationships, etc)
- No Birds, that guy is a creep, you get MINUS POINTS for mentioning him and that weirdo with the clarinet.
-It's got to be steamy, not scary, disgusting etc (Real sex is bad enough, don't make the fiction like the real thing, we like to dream thanks)
-Must be reader insert
-OCs can be involved in the setup (if any) but the sex must occur between the reader and at least one member of KHR (excluding those who are mentioned in these rules)
-Must be in the 'you' tense, I can't remember if it's second or third tense, but you know what I mean
Good luck! Your time starts....NOW!
Posted: 11/22/09 | Deadline: None