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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: None
Description: 1. Rickrolling
2. Took An Arrow On The Knee (Skyrim)
3. Took A Rocket To The Face (Mass Effect)
4. Assuming Direct Control (Mass Effect)
5. The Cake Is A Lie (Portal)
6. All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Zero Wing)
7. Photobomb
8. Like A Boss
9. Jizz In My Pants
10. Come At Me Bro
11. I Never Asked For This (Deus Ex: Revolution)
12. It's Lupus (House)
13. Assbutt (Supernatural)
14. Bazinga (The Big Bang Theory)
15. Cockblock
16. One Does Not Simply _____ into Mordor (Lord of the Rings)
17. Tonight We Dine In Hell (300)
18. M.I.L.F./D.I.L.F.
19. I'm A Glass Case Of Emotion (Anchorman)
20. Get In My Belly (Austin Powers)
21. I'm In Lesbian With You (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)
22. You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day Sir! (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
23. Release The Kraken (Clash of the Titans)
24. Yer a wizard, Harry (Harry Potter)
25. My...Preeeecciiiioooouuus (Lord of the Rings)
26. You Shall Not Pass (Lord of the Rings)
27. But Why Is The Rum Gone? (Pirates of the Caribbean)
28. Shagadelic Baby, Yeah! (Austin Powers)
29. Haters Gonna Hate
30. Snake In A Box (Metal Gear)
31. That's What She Said
32. What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
33. You Mad?
34. What Is This? I Don't Even
35. Pics Or It Didn't Happen
36. Cool Story, Bro
37. I See What You Did There
38. Do Want/Do Not Want
39. Fail/Win
40. You're Doing It Wrong
41. Your Argument Is Invalid
42. Rage Quit
43. Derp
44. Owned/Pwned
45. F.M.L.
46. Swag
47. Challenge Accepted
48. Deal With It
49. And Not A Single Fuck Was Given/Not A Single Fuck Was Given That Day
50. 'Dat Ass
51. I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore (Futurama)
52. Note Sure If ____ or ____ (Futurama)
53. Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
54. O Rly?/Oh Really?
55. Oh God Why
56. It's's Super Effective (Pokemon)
57. My Body Is Ready
58. Keep Calm And Carry On
59. The Game
60. You Gonna Get Raped
61. T.L.D.R.
62. Everyday I'm Shufflin'
63. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
64. Yo ____, I'm Real Happy For You, And I'mma Let You Finish, But ____ Has/Is The ____ (Kanye West)
65. The See Me Rollin'
66. I'm In The Middle Of Some Calibrations (Mass Effect)
67. Kill It With Fire
68. Let Me Guess, Someone Stole Your Sweetroll (Skyrim)
69. Party Hard
70. Where Is Your God Now?
71. Shit Just Got Real (Bad Boys II)
72. Seems Legit/Sounds Legit
73. Forever Alone
74. I Need An Adult
75. Give Me Your Face (Transformers)
76. ____ Is Not Amused
77. Butthurt
78. No, This Is Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)
79. Calm Yo Tits
80. Why So Serious? (The Dark Knight)
81. Me Gusta
82. Dishonor On Your Cow (Mulan)
83. Worst. _Noun_. Ever. (Simpsons)
84. Shut Up And Take My Money (Futurama)
85. All Glory To The Hypnotoad (Futurama)
86. Damn, Nature! You Scary!
87. I Sent That Bitch A Smiley Face...Bitches Love Smiley Faces (The Boondocks)
88. This Is Sparta! (300)
89. Do A Barrel Roll (Star Fox 64)
90. It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This (The Legend of Zelda)
91. I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going
92. Facepalm
93. Close Enough
94. This Is Relevant To My Interest
95. Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wives Hide Your Husbands Cuz They're Rapin' Everybody Out Here (Antoine Dodson)
96. Is This Real, Or Is This Just Fantasy?
97. Grab My _____
98. I Got 99 Problems But A _____ Ain't One
99. Sweet Jesus
100. Fuck Yeah
101. Sausage Fest
102. Pedobear
103. Poker Face
104. Nyan Cat
105. Creepypasta
106. Yo Dawg
107. Finish Him/Finish Her (Mortal Kombat)
108. Peanut Butter Jelly Time (The Buckwheat Boyz)
109. Aliens/Ancient Aliens/It’s was the aliens/I don’t know therefore aliens (History Channel series Ancient Aliens)
110. **Anything You Want/Anything I Missed**
For this challenge you pretty much write a book of drabbles, or one-shots or ficlets. You basically use the popular internet memes above as your prompts for each chapter for whatever fandom you're writing about. It doesn't matter if you follow the order or not. This is open to any fandom, any genre and style of writing such as Reader-inserts, OCs, Self-insert, etc. Just be sure to let it be known that you're doing this challenge (DamnBlackHeart's 110 Writing Meme Challenge) somewhere in your summary or author's note.
Also, when you see the blank mark which is this ____ that means you fill that in with whatever you want. Example: I got 99 problems but a dragon ain't one. If you have any questions feel free to ask/contact me through my profile.
Posted: 02/21/12 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Ok Well I looked over the challenges (lazily) and could not find any with these two songs....So, the rules!:
*Must be reader-insert
*Could be a song fic
*I would really love it if someone was singing either song and got caught (maybe the reader??)
*Would like it to be a romance...but doesn't have to be
*Any Category would do
*Any pairing will do (Reader/Female Reader/Male)
*Any length is fine (More then 500 words is preferred)
*If you want to do another Katy Perry song go for it
Ummmm just go wild with it ^_^ Oh if you want it can be a one shot or whatever you feel like
any other questions feel free to contact me at Metal_spork_of_doom@yahoo.com
Please be sure to put "Lunaescence Challenge" in the subject line so I don't delete it
Link to songs on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fBdgZUtpBg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75mry1LcFg
Posted: 10/26/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Poetry & Song, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Description: Create a series of oneshots based on the following treats:
1. Cookies
2. Cake
3. Hot Chocolate
4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Doughnuts
6. Zeppolis
7. Candy
8. Lollipops
9. Pie (other than pumpkin)
10. Ice Cream
11. Fruit Salad
12. Strawberries
13. Soda Pop
14. Brownies
15. Cupcakes
16. Cheesecake
17. Pocky
18. Sugar Cubes
19. Jelly Beans
20. Chocolate
Rules and Bonus Points
Rules
1. Must be at least 200 words, or more, in length.
2. No reader insert.
3. Prompts can be done in any order you like.
4. Pairings are strongly encouraged.
5. Any characters and OCs are acceptable.
6. Yaoi and yuri are also acceptable.
7. The story may have a "citrusy" theme, but it can NOT be a lemon!
8. You may add more to the list or do a category more than once, if you would like.
9. For generic categories (ie. "pie", "cake", "cookies", etc., you are required to specify what kind/flavor of treat is is/they are.
10. Please label as a response to this challenge within your summary.
Bonus Points
"What? We're being GRADED?!" No, not quite. I will be awarding points to your story based on things like how well the specified treat relates to your plot, your originality, sentence structure and grammer, etc. But, I will be awarding BONUS POINTS to those who include any of the following:
1. One or more of the sweets mentioned is in the process of being baked or prepared for the duration of the story... (+1)
1A. By the two characters in your pairing who wind up having a conversation that either... (+1)
1Ai. Leads to the characters kissing or confirming their feelings for one another, (+1)
1Aii. Leads to insecurity/shy affection without either of the characters admitting their feelings or knowing the feelings of the other, or (+1)
1Aiii. Leads to a food fight (that can lead to 1Ai) (+1)
1B. By one of the two characters in the pairing as he/she reflects on their feelings towards the other. (+1)
1Bi. This character is the male (or more masculine of the pair, in the case of yaoi/yuri) of the pairing (because what woman can resist a sensitive man that likes to cook? ^^) (+2)
2. In regards to prompt #12, if there is chocolate dip involved. (How more romantic can you get than chocolate-covered strawberries?) (+1)
3. If your characters STRONGLY DISLIKE or HATE each other, food poisoning may be included, for a twist. (+1)
4. If the food is served/prepared for a holiday (ie. Candy=candy corn for Halloween, Cookies=cookies for Santa on Christmas). Give us some festive, holiday fun! (+1) (+2 if you get your story out there before that holiday!)
Posted: 11/05/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Just some things I thought would be interesting to write about, and some include song titles;
These are my only requests;
[1]Must be Reader-Insert.
[2]Between 100 words and beyond(however much you wish to write)
[3]Can be in any order you wish.
1.Insane
2.Hypocrisy
3.Nothing Personal
4.Don't Worry
5.Enough For Now
6.Innuendo
7.Tease
8.Love Letters
9.Secrets
10.Never Look Back
11.Not Sorry
12.Demons
13.Back Around
14.Damn
15.Strip
16.Soaked
17.Foolish
18.Never Again
19.Don't Walk Away
20.What If?
21.His Girl
22.You
23.Sadistic
24.Addiction/Addict
25.Cackle
26.Awkward
27.Friends(With Benefits)
28.Power
29.Seduce
30.The Devil In Me
31.I Don't Wanna Know
32.Crimson
33.Loaded Smile
34.Last Chance
35.Don't Deny It
36.Quicksand
37Sleepwalk
38.Oath
39.Strut
40.Like Knives
41.Sink Into Me
42.Desperate
43.Therapy
44.Don't Forget;Lock The Door
45.Destroy Me
46.Overdose
47.Eccentric
48.Cynical
49.Creep
50.(Closet)Pervert
51.Sparks
52.Give In
53.You Can't Break What's Already Broken
54.Help Me
55.Hot(Like Wow)
56.Entertain Me
57.Sick Little Games
58.Timebomb
59.Mine
60.Energetic
61.Conceive
62.One Of Those Nights
63.To Infinity
64.It's Personal
65.It's Over
66.Tell Me How Bad
67.Nothing To Lose
68.Told You So
69.Ignorance
70.Never Said It Was Right, Never Said It Was Wrong Either.
71.Toxic
72.It's Getting Easy
73.Beautiful
74.Forever And Almost Always
75.The Devil In Me
76.Insomniac
77.Taking Control
78.Slow Down
79.I.D.A.G.A.F. (I Don't Give A F*ck)
80.Ghost
81.Haunt
82.Desire
83.Fantasy
84.Unconditional
85.Just This Once
86.Pieces of My Heart
87.Back Against The Wall
88.Bounce
89.Word On The Street
90.Warm Me Up
91.If It Means A Lot To You
92.Two Faced
93.Quiet
94.Hide and Seek
95.Positive Tension
96.Division
97.Surrender
98.Only Hope
99.Want
100.Sometimes I Wish
Posted: 11/07/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Cartoons & Comics, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Final Fantasy 7, Teen Titans, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Black Cat, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, D.Gray-Man, Code Geass, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Soul Eater, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pandora Hearts, Homestuck
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: OKAY. HI GUYS.
Here's a challenge for you to do.
So, you know those guys out there who like to pick on their lonely, single friends because they don't have a girl on their mind, right?
And so maybe one of them bursts out into picking some random girl their friend must win the heart of in ( some certain amount ) of days, weeks, months they are given...
Yeah, it's something along those lines.
So , the rules you must follow are . . .
1.) You do not need to use that stupid blurb up there for your plot. You're free to create whatever the hell you want to base your story on.
2.) You must have only one character of a series fall in love with the reader. You can name the challenger one of his friends or what not.
3.) Just the cuddle, or up to sexy bed scenes are fine. Lime, Lemon, blah , don't care. Make them fall in LOVE ~
4.) There should be a certain time limit your bishie of choice is given. Don't make it so short that it'll be too impossible, or so long that we'll get tired or too easy for the bishie to slack off. Rules, bets, whatever are also allowed. :)
5.) Side pairings are perfectly fine, (like if the reader is in love with someone else at the moment) but you must stick with the bishie of your choice and reader for your ending pair.
6.) Have fun I guess ? Come on, put your creativity out there . :) Add in your own story to it ( but don't veer off from what you're given. )
Ah , PS . This can be a chaptered story or a simple one-shot. If it is a one-shot, I expect the one-shot to be over 5000 words, yes?
Yes.
Posted: 11/12/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Poetry & Song, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: I challenge you to pick a card; any card.
No, but seriously. I challenge you to pick one or more (or all of) the cards from the Major Arcana Tarot deck (see the list below.) Write a short drabble/fic/poem/song/WHATEVER about that card, using its fundamental meaning in some way. (The card itself does not have to be present, so long as the meaning of it is, and you indicate which card you are using.)
Simple, no? Anything goes, though I will review and give lots of cookies/hugs/glitter to anyone who writes about Yu Yu Hakusho characters or uses XVI. The Tower (my favorite card). Have fun!
MAJOR ARCANA CARDS
0. The Fool = a lack of practicality; search for meaning
I. The Magician = enlightenment and accomplishment
II. The High Priestess = emotions and understanding
III. The Empress = cooperation and reception
IV. The Emperor = taking action, using power
V. The Hierophant = a search for truth
VI. The Lovers = the wedding of opposites, which balance each other out
VII. The Chariot = strong will and pure intentions
VIII. Strength = the power to overcome obstacles
IX. The Hermit = self-examination and meditation
X. Wheel of Fortune = fate, luck, or prophecy
XI. Justice = fairness, the use of what is "right"
XII. The Hanged Man = sacrificing personal needs for greater goods
XIII. Death = change and rebirth
XIV. Temperance = patience and self-discipline
XV. The Devil = temptation to sin, which might allow for stagnation/misery
XVI. The Tower = chaos, destruction, misuse of power, ignorance
XVII. The Star = the search for enlightenment and inner strength
XVIII. The Moon = mystery and the unknown
XIX. The Sun = happiness, life, energy
XX. Judgment = answers, decisions, reason
XI. The World = success, the completion of a task
Posted: 11/18/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Poetry & Song, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various
Description: A challenge for anyone.
Each chapter must be based around musical terminology.
They are as follows:
• ALLEGRO - Tempo meaning quick and lively. (Cheerful)
• A CAPPELLA - Singing without music/instruments.
• ADAGIO - Rather slow.
• DA CAPO - Repeat from the beginning.
• FORTE - Play or sing loudly.
• FINE - The end.
• LEGATO - Play smoothly and in a connected manner.
• MARCATO - Play with emphasis.
• PIANISSIMO - Play softly.
• RITARDANDO - Slowing down.
• STACCATO - Making each note brief and detached.
Posted: 11/20/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Poetry & Song
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: This challenge is a pre-Valentine series.
I want you to write 14 moments about your character(s) love life with some quotes I have provided down below.
---The quotes are based on a song I heard and will be in order, so at the end it can make sense---
Rules
[1] It must be a One-Shot
[2] The length does not matter
[3] It can be any Genre (Sad, happy, etc)
[4] Write a summary
[5] Enjoy It
[6] Any pairing
[7] Any anime, manga, gaming and books only.
[8] No Yaoi
[9] No Yuri
[10] If you want to extend it or want to have second part, message me.
PLEASE PUT IT DOWN ON YOUR SUMMARY SO I CAN KNOW WHO'S TAKING IT!
-Thanks-
The Quotes:
[1]"Cupid, you're supposed to be an expert on gathering two single hearts together."
[2]"Your bow has failed you"
[3]"Because I gave you all the flowers, my garden is empty like my heart."
[4]"Cupid, tell love not knock on my door, for I’m not home"
[5]"Tell him not to come tomorrow, my heart can't take too much pain"
[6]"For I have left far away from love"
[7]"Tell love that it is not welcome in my heart, for I bid goodbye, tell it my reasons."
[8]"Cupid, I do not understand why luck hates me so.for I have inherited the wealth of disaffection"
[9]"Forgive me Cupid, but this won't work."
[10]"My Februaries are longer, though I do not blame you"
[11]"I do not want to see dates on my calendar, nor dates on my schedule if it's about love"
[12]"Hearing love songs do not interest me, nor seeing flowers.
[13]"My feelings are on a diet, avoiding the moments of disappointment."
[14]"I don't need no love in my life."
I know some of the quotes seem bad, but I really suck at translating, but I hope you get the meaning of what I'm trying to say... (if it doesn't make sense, I'll try to fix it)
Enjoy!
Posted: 12/11/09 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Poetry & Song
Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: A challenge for those of you who dare write smut. Enjoy, as each prompt follows to the infamous 69.
Rules:
[1] Prompts don't need to be in any certain order-- it would be appreciated, but not necessary.
[2] It doesn't have to all be lemons-- let it be anything you want.
[3] There is no certain length; let it be as long as you want.
[4] Write in your summary that you are responding to my challenge.
[5] This is a very flexible challenge; do what you want with it.
Prompts:
1. Back door
2. Balls
3. Beat
4. Bend over
5. Bite me
6. Bittersweet
7. Blow
8. Bulge
9. Cherry
10. Cock
11. Cockamamie
12. Come
13. Cowgirl
14. Cream
15. Discharge
16. Family jewels
17. Finger
18. Fetish
19. Front door
20. Fuck
21. Grope
22. Hard
23. Head
24. In and out
25. Jack
26. Juicy
27. Leak
28. Lick
29. Load
30. Long
31. Moist
32, Naughty
33. Nubs
34. On your knees
35, Outlet
36. Pearl
37. Penetrate
38. Play with it
39. Plug
40.Pop
41. Pump
42. Pussy
43. Rim
44. Rough
45. Rub
46. Rubber
47. Shaft
48. Shag
49. Sixty-nine
50. Slick
51, Soiled
52. Spew
53. Spill
54. Spread
55. Spunk
56. Spurt
57. Squeeze
58. Squirt
59. Thick
60. Stick
61. Stimulate
62. Stroke
63. Suck
64. Swallow
65. Throb
66. Up and down
67. Wet-exit
68. Whack
69. Writhe
Posted: 01/03/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Poetry & Song, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Description: OK I know this has happened to me a few times, when you read or hear a particular love quote and a story pops into my head. Now I want to know if you guys (and girls) do this as well.
Now all you have to do is take about ten quotes about love and write a one-shot, dabble, whatever with the love quote somewhere in there.
Rules.
Provide the love quote in the A/N.
The work of writing must either be centered around the quote(meaning it does not state the quote in the story but still upholds the theme) or have the quote in it. (If you like it could be both.)
Use any kind of quote that relates to love, (sad, happy, mixed)
You can use your own quotes!!!
At least ten quotes please. You can have more if you would like but aim for ten to start with.
OK writers I know you can do this. Ready and Type!
Posted: 01/04/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Yeah, yeah, based on the title, just about all of you should've read one of these lists at one time or another. At first, I cooed and agreed with everything on the list, but after reading a guy's take on it... and completely OWNING the cutesy aura, I had second thoughts.
I found this particular list on Facebook (haha, yes. the bookface.), just in case you attack me to say it isn't the right list, though I HAVE gotten a bunch of them before in chain mails.
So.
In this challenge, I want you to:
○ Either PROVE or DISPROVE each of these.
○ You don't have to only prove or only disprove. Either take is fine.
○ Any length is fine.
○ Any pairings are fine, though I personally would rather see a reader-insert. OCs are fine, though! I have nothing against them.
○ Love, sex, and magic (and possibly gore) is fine, so long as you don't cross that thin line of "That's really creepy." and "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK SONUVA-".
ALSO. Please label your story as a response to this challenge! Otherwise I won't be able to read your lovely creations and review them and thank you and all that lovey-dovey stuff.
I might participate too, at some point. Just because I think it's that juicy. C;
In case of Bribery:
○ I noticed a lack of Tsubasa fics... And my favorite character is Fai D. Fluorite... (DON'T ask me why I have two Kurogane oneshots and nothing for Fai. I'm planning one for him.)
○ I haven't read a Roy Mustang fic/series in a while, and I think I exhausted the supply a while ago. :X Do they even HAVE any Roy drabble series on here?! *sobs*
○ I love me some Gokudera Hayato fluff/SMUT.
○ I also love lotsa bishies from Kingdom Hearts. Basically, just pick one and I'll probably love him.
○ Fred 'n George Weasley are love. ♥
○ OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET MY BELOVED L LAWLIET. As a desperate L fangirl, I must say that if you write anything for this man, I... You don't want to know yet. (I have the same initials as he does! 8D)
○ I basically love everyone from Ouran High School Host Club. 'Cause they're all just so lovable. Yes, even you, Kyouya. *he lurks behind a closet door, taking notes*
○ OH LAVI! OH my. I'm sorry, darling. CAN ANYONE PLEASE WRITE MORE FOR LAVI?! I NEED MORE OF HIM. *desperate*
○ I also really love Fuji and Eiji from Prince of Tennis. I still can't say who I love more.
○ I absolutely adore Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. Yes, I KNOW he's with Sophie, but who cares? THIS IS FANFICTION.
○ If you guys have ever heard of Skip Beat... I am in love with Ren Tsuruga.
Oh, and just in case you wanted to see what the guys' commentary-type version looks like (and I love them for this), here's THE LINK. (also on Facebook, haha, sorry. *internetz addict*) Warning for language, though.
THE LIST.
1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.
4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.
7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.
9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.
17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.
19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.
31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.
40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man enough to ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at all.
41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.
42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.
47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....
48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.
49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you won’t get her.
53. Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm muscles… well, it’s hot. We’ll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.
54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.
56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
59. BE HONEST!
60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.
62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.
63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.
64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.
67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).
70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
71. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.
80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.
81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.
85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?
87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.
89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.
92. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.
93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.
94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.
98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.
101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.
102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
Posted: 01/05/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Cartoons & Comics, X-Men, X-Men: Evolution
Characters: Reader, Nightcrawler
Description: Well it seems our fuzzy blue friend doesn't get as much love as he deserves so I'm issuing a challenge to all you authors out there to wright a Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler reader insertion. There's no real rules to the challenge except the reader has to end up with Kurt and it has to have a happy ending. So whether it be a one shot or chapter fic lets be sure to give the cute fuzzy mutant some love.
Posted: 01/12/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Poetry & Song, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Description: The rules are plain and simple. As stated above, this challenge is about the 5 Stages of Grief. When a loved one dies, you go through four painful stages of grief before you reach the final: acceptance. So yes, there should be elements of angst in there unless you plan to do a parody of this (more power to you if you can pull it off!).
Stages:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Rules:
- Can be drabbles, ficlets, one-shots or a story
- Each chapter is dedicated to one stage
- Any fandom, any rating
- Reader-insert or not, it's up to you
- Prompts must be in order
- Put the response in your summary!
Posted: 01/12/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: You know those times when you seem to be unable to listen to anything but music that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside? I certainly have had a large streak of that lately. And why not celebrate your inner fluff!song addict with some tasty oneshots?
The rules are simple. Take the ten fluffy songs below, and write 10 reader-insert oneshots to them! Any length as long as they're 100 words or more, and they must be fluff! No lemons (though mentions of sex are fine). The oneshots can each be for a different character, or they can all be the same character paired with the reader! And please, remember to mention you're responding to this challenge in the summary! (And if you do something for one of the Gundam Wing boys, you'll have a very happy Poi on your hands.)
1) Vanilla Twilight - Owl City
2) Love Song - Anberlin
3) The Promise - When in Rome
4) A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
5) Calling You - Blue October
6) Shine - Aly and AJ
7) The Saltwater Room - Owl City
8) Heartbeat - Stereo Skyline
9) Here in Your Arms - HelloGoodbye
10) True Faith - Anberlin
Posted: 01/20/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Alright, so I saw SarahWeasley's lyrics challenge some time ago, and I wanted to try one of my own(hope you don't mind). Music to me is like my oxygen, the steady beat to my heart; my everything. The following lyrics are from songs that have made their home in my heart and soul; Although I must warn you...a lot--more than half-- of these are kinda angsty..) I was planning on having 65 lyrics in this challenge..I managed to gather 50 lyrics for this challenge, there are much more though...but I kinda got lazy towards the end..so...if you'd like, you can choose the five additional lyrics you'd like in your response.
The only requests I have for this challenge are that they;
1)Be reader insert.
2)Must be above at least 100 words.
Asides from that, they can be in any specific order you wish.
One more thing, if you do reply to this challenge, please click the red 'Respond to the challenge!' link so that I can be aware of your drabbles/ficlets.
Thanks and I hope you enjoy!
1)"...And as the light fades from my eyes, I smile but don't know why..."
2)"With you on my mind, and my heart held in your hands...Screaming, ''Break me...''
3)"If I kiss you where it's sore-Will you feel better, better, better?Will you feel anything at all?"
4)"I was pulling out my heart so I could pin it to my sleeve. On display for you to see, I'm on display."
5)"I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong..."
6)"...And I won't let your heart turn to stone, 'cause when I found you, my heart found a home."
7)"I'm taken in your undertow, everything is fine...I'm lonely all the time."
8)"When you cry, a piece of my heart dies, knowing that I may have been the cause..."
9)"As the storm grew fierce, an angel was certainly near;I knew there was nothing to fear."
10)"...the crown you placed upon my head feels too heavy now, and I don't know what to say to you, but I'll smile anyhow."
11)"...What a mess, what a marvel--I walked into that cloud again, and I lost myself..."
12)"We could live for a thousand years, but if I hurt you, I'd make wine from your tears."
13)"She says that love is for fools who fall behind, and I'm somewhere in between. I never really know a killer from a savior...'Til I break at the bend."
14)"Every moment marked with apparitions of your soul, I'm ever swiftly moving, trying to escape this desire;The yearning to be near you."
15)"My soul is evaporating, Won't you saturate me, won't you saturate me?Rain down on me with life...."
16)"I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back."
17)"Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star--One without a permanent scar--And did you miss me while you looking for yourself?"
18)"I'm just trying to find a decent melody--A song that I can sing. My own company."
19)"She thinks about herself, and cares about nobody else because the only friends she has all put her down."
20)"I tried and tried to let you know, I love you but I'm letting go."
21)"You make me smile like the sun. Fall out of bed, sing like bird..."
22)"I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself..."
23)"You’re always in my heart, there’s no letting go. You gotta know, you’re unforgettable..."
24)"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun..."
25)"Now that I've decided that you can't be trusted...one by one, wasn't that fun, this party dies, fades away..."
26)"I need you so much closer. So come on, come on..."
27)"On the night you left I came over, and we peeled the freckles from our shoulders.Our brand new coats so flushed and pink, and I knew your heart I couldn't win..."
28)"We're not the same, dear, as we used to be. The seasons have changed and so have we. There was little we could say, and even less we could do, to stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."
29)"And all I see in you, is another mistake right over my shoulder...now I see, who you are."
30)"You'll never be alone;When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars ..."
31)"Maybe it’s not 'cause of you, but it’d be easier if you needed me too..."
32)"What a silly dream. Oh silly, silly me, to think I had a handle on this."
33)"You're worth more than this to me. You're worth more than you can see."
34)"It ain't hard to see, who you are underneath...I'm still in love with who I wish you were."
35)"You lie, but I'm a pretty good liar. You chose a game, I can play better. You're bright, oh, but baby, I'm clever."
36)" 'Cause those who get to know our hearts the most, they always seem to be the ones we'll never hold..."
37)"No damage you can do now, I'm immune to you now, you can't break what broke apart. There's nothing you can do to me no more;You can't break a broken heart."
38)"I used to sing to your twisted symphony;The words that had me trapped inside your misery..."
39)"And when he asked me: 'Do you still love me?' I had to look away, I didn't want to tell him... That my heart grows colder with each day."
40)"I've never been this close to anyone or anything. I can hear your thoughts, I can see your dreams."
41)"Some of them want to use you.Some of them want to get used by you.."
42)"What do I have to do to make you love me? But, if I can't make you love me, just tell me what do I have to do...to forget about you..."
43)"You become my best friend, I wanna love you, but I don't know if I can."
44)"I will be all that you want, and get myself together...'Cause you keep me from falling apart."
45)"It's not meant to be like this. Not what I planned at all. I don't want to feel like this..."
46)"It's like I can't even feel, after the way you touched me. I'm not asleep, but I'm not awake, after the way you loved me..."
47)"I know you're upset and that you're happy just to sit and hate me, but I'll make a bet that you'll be better to forget about me..."
48)"I would be crazy to say that we were perfect, and sometimes I was wondering if it was worth it..."
49)"I never thought that I could walk away,every second I'm regrettin' that I didn't stay. How could I just keep on driving, when I left my heart with you?"
50)"I miss the years that were erased. I miss the way the sunshine would light up your face. I miss all the little things, I never thought that they'd mean everything to me."
Posted: 01/20/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Since I've seen a lot of the Lyrics challanges I wanted to put my own out there. Chapters must at least contain the idea of chosen lyrics and can be in any order you want!
"The sweet escape is always laced with a familiar taste of poison"- Familiar Taste Of Poison by Halestorm
"You're here, there's nothing I fear" My heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
"Banged up, here we go, everybody rock and roll." American Wasted by New Medicine
"But you hold his heart in the palm of your hand And it's breaking mine in two" The Fool by Lee Ann Womack
"How you turned my world, you precious thing" Within You by David Bowie
"He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine" Candyman by Christina Aguilera
Posted: 11/16/12 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Eh, since Valentine's Day is coming up, I decided to issue this challenge to at least do something on that specific day.
Anyways, the only requests I have for this challenge are:
1)Must be Reader Insert
2)Must be at least 100 words
3)Can be in any order you wish
Even if these might not sound like they have to do with love, I assure you that they do, in my opinion. (My view on love at the moment isn't very positive..so a lot of these sound rather angsty.) Probably not the whole mushy type romances you see on television though.
Themes;
1)Oh, It IS Love
2)Simple Form Of Entertainment
3)Smitten
4)Heartbreaker
5)Burden
6)Curse
7)Sweet Lies
8)Love Fool
9)Overrated
10)Expendable
11)Forsaken
12)Misguided
13)Disease
14)Sanctuary
15)Scars
16)Locked Away
17)Skeptical
18)Kiss
19)Heart
20)Shatter
21)Crush
22)Empty
23)Withdrawn
24)Non-believer
25)Nauseous
26)All The Rest
27)Hide
28)False
29)It's Over
30)Not Forever
31)Almost Yours
32)Pathetic
33)Try And Try Again
34)Heartbeat
35)Flatline
36)Asphyxiate
37)Remember When
38)Fade Away
39)Under These Stars
40)Dysfunctional
Posted: 02/09/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, You
Description: Choose the most psychologically flawed character you can (and want to write about) and try to make a feasible relationship between him/her and the equally messed up reader.
Rules:
1. All stories must be properly set in the canon.
2. All those included in the story must remain in character.
3.The reader must be portrayed as having their own psychological issues.
4. The target of romantic interest must be particularly flawed (in a dangerous way).
BONUS: The story ends unhappily or as a cliffhanger and/or includes some form of action/conflict.
Yes, this is to feed my morbid interest in dysfunctional psychology.
Posted: 03/02/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various
Description: I challenge you to start a collection based off of Lady Gaga music. It can be raunchy, it can be sweet, it can even be depressing: Just as long as each chapter is based off a different song!
Requirements:
- Based on Lady Gaga songs
- 200 word minimal
- Mention in the summary that it's for the challenge
- any Category you desire
- Can be one Category or Multiple, it doesn't matter!
- Reader insert
Extra Credit:
If you do a Final Fantasy 12 with Basch collection, you win the world. (Same for Shinjiro of Persona 3)
Songs:
The Fame
Fashion
I Like It Rough
LoveGame
Money Honey
Poker Face
Just Dance
Paparazzi
Beautiful Dirty Rich
Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
Again Again
Boys Boys Boys
Brown Eyes
Summerboy
Bad Romance
Alejandro
Monster
Speechless
Dance in the Dark
Telephone
So Happy I Could Die
Teeth
Dirty Ice Cream
Rock Show
Starstuck
Shake Your Kitty
Posted: 03/02/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Cartoons & Comics
Characters: Reader
Description: HELLO EVERYONE!!!! I'm currently writing a story on quizilla that is batman related! It's a robin/tim drake love story and I decided that it would be fun if i issued a challenge! So my challenge is that someone or a bunch of people can write about 20 oneshots about Tim Drake/Robin and the reader! If any one is up to it please message me here or at quizilla!
My user name for both is mallory627!!
Posted: 07/12/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Description: No rules or requirements~ How fun is that?
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.
I've learned that no matter how much I care some people just don't care back.
I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but whom you have in your life that counts.
I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.
I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And, just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I’ve learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn’t stop for your grief.
I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt, and you will hurt in the process.
I've learned that you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.
I've learned that heroes are people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you can’t.
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^ this list was found at http://www.westhartfordcounselingcenter.com/lessons.htm
Posted: 03/22/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: None
Description: Okay, I've noticed that most of the fics on here are all based around the same thing (Naruto, Bleach, FF, KH, etc.)
As I've seen these things, I've noticed that there are a lot of categories that have nothing.
My challenge? Try to fix that.
I am looking for people that have played, read or seen things that haven't had much written for them, such as:
~Legend Of Dragoon
~Alice In Wonderland (Am I the only one that thinks that Johnny Depp made the Mad Hatter seem kind of attractive?)
~Eragon
~The Chronicles Of Narnia
~Final Fantasy 9
~FF: Dissidia
~ANY movie or T.V. show.
These are only a few of the many empty categories or almost non-existent fanfics.
Rules
I don't care what the length is. But, try to make it a oneshot, or at least a few drabbles. Try to make a difference!
Any character from the series' that have nothing written for them
OR: You can choose a well known series (try not to pick one that has, say, a hundred and something stories)and choose a character that doesn't have anything (or not much) written about them.
Lemon, Lime, Romance, Angst, whatever is fine. Just be creative, don't steal other people's work.
And PLEASE try to use your best judgment. Seriously. If there's something that has like...70 stories, think, do they really need another one? Or is there something else I can write for that has almost nothing?
BUT, if there is nothing that meets my expectations that you can write for, find the categories that you CAN write for, and choose the one that has the least.
PS. You would beIt would be awesome if you wrote for Grover from Percy Jackson, someone from Eragon, Narnia, FF 9, Dissidia, the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland(The movie) or Wing from the H.I.V.E. (Higher Institute of Villainous Education) books by Mark Walden. But, whatever's good!
Have fun, and good luck!
Posted: 03/30/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Description: I challenge you to write the most sickening, sweet fluff ever written! I ask that you keep it “child safe”, therefore, no ratings higher than PG-13, please.
BP: If your main character or love interest pukes from the sweet content.
DBP: If one of the characters is not normally an emotional person.
TBP: If there is a reason for their new “emotions”.
QBP: If it actually makes sense.
A cookie: If your fiction hit fifty+ chapters.
My undying love: If you recognize where this comes from.
Everything: If you write more than one.
Have fun! :D
Posted: 04/04/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Wanna have some fun, good lookin'? :)
We've all heard them before; cheesy pick-up lines.
This challenge is about pick-up lines, obviously. The main objective is to use the pick-up listed below to finish this challenge, or if you see one that isn't listed, make your own.
Rules:
-No OC's.
-Reader inserts are acceptable.
-Canon characters are acceptable.
-Yaoi and Yuri (as stated above) are accepted (and greatly encouraged).
-Keep the character in, well, character.
-Can be a short story, or a one-shot.
-Any Genre.
-Lemons and limes are acceptable.
-Must include the challenge in the summary (and if you can, the pick-up line).
-Must exceed 200 words.
-Be creative, but realistic.
-Proper grammar and spelling.
-Have fun. ;)
Pick-up Lines
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you allthe time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a Gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chap-stick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
170. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
171. Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
Extra Credit:
-If you can use more than 5 of these pickup lines, then you get the bonus. If you can use them all, you WIN!
Deadline: None
Posted: 05/06/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: 20 Everyday Questions: A Drabble Challenge
1. “And who are you, again?”
2. “What ARE you doing?”
3. “Taking it slow is really hard for you isn’t it?”
4. “Why am I here, anyways?”
5. “Is that what I think it is?”
6. “Who do you think you are?”
7. “Can you repeat that?”
8. “Must I always come in and save the day?”
9. “Could you just shut up for five seconds, please?”
10. “Where are you going?”
11. “May I come in?”
12. “What are you waiting for?”
13. “How many days has it been?”
14. “Do you think acting this way pleases me?”
15. “Where are we?”
16. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
17. “You still have energy after that?”
18. “What’s so funny?”
19. “What are you talking about?”
20. “So now what?”
No Rules
Posted: 06/25/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: The world is made up of various cliches and various types of irony. The challenge is
to write a drabble, ficlet or one-shot using these cliches as a prompt and have at
least 5 or more stories with an an ironic ending.
Rules~
• 100 word minimal
• State in summary that its for this challenge
• Can use any fandom and can have multiple categories
• Can be reader-insert, canon, or Original characters (I'm not picky)
• Can be yaoi and yuri and can have smut if you want
• Have 5 or more have an ironic ending
• You don't have to use all the cliches on the list and your free to add your own, also
it doesn't have to be in order.
• Have fun with it >.<
Cliches~
• Money is the root of all evil
• Money makes the world go round
• Time is money
• A fool and his money are easily parted
• All’s fair in love and war
• Unlucky in cards, lucky in love
• Misery loves company
• You only hurt the one you love
• Love is blind
• Laughter is the best medicine
• A taste of his own medicine
• Don’t push your luck
• Free as a bird
• If you love something set it free
• don't judge a book by its cover
• it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
• there is a thin line between love and hate
• Money can't buy you love
• Love conquers all
• Honesty is the best policy
• absence makes the heart grow fonder
• an apple a day keeps the doctor away
• women; can't live with them, can't live without them
• there are plenty more fish in the sea
• boys will be boys
• separating the men from the boys
• if you want something done, do it yourself
• there's no time like the present
• today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Life is short, death is long
• Lifes a bitch and then you die
• the best things in life are free
• Like father, like son
• curiosity killed the cat
• here today and gone tomorrow
• If you can't beat them, join them
• live and let live
• out of sight, out of mind
• survival of the fittest
• kill two birds with one stone
• A penny for your thoughts?
• you win some, you lose some
• beauty is in the eye of the beholder
• beauty is only skin deep
• been there, done that, got a T-shirt
• there are plenty more fish in the sea
• Monkey see, monkey do
• when all else fails... (feel free to finish this sentence)
• It takes two to tango
• take it or leave it
• every cloud has a silver lining
• when hell freezes over
• stick that in your pipe and smoke it
• diamonds are a girl's best friend
• actions speak louder than words
• If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem
• life is what you make it
• there's no "I" in "team"
• easier said than done
• Don't get mad, get even!
• like stealing candy from a baby
• the show must go on
• he who laughs last, laughs loudest
• easy as pie
• life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
• the best things in life are free
Ok that's all I could gather for the moment. You're free to add your own.
Posted: 07/08/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, .hack Series, Inu Yasha, Trigun, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Shaman King, Naruto, Fushigi Yugi, Dragon Ball Series, Final Fantasy 7, Outlaw Star, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Get Backers, BeyBlade, Digimon, Hunter X Hunter, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, DNAngel, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, One Piece, Bleach, Hellsing, Full Metal Panic, Samurai Champloo, Witch Hunter Robin, Resident Evil, Black Cat, Devil May Cry, Death Note, Prince of Tennis, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Pokemon, D.Gray-Man, Samurai 7, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Absolute Boyfriend, Soul Eater, Rave Master, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Left 4 Dead, Love Monsters, Gintama, Axis Powers Hetalia, Left 4 Dead II, Tenjho Tenge
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Description: These are some of the most memorable, bad ass quotes ever said (or at least...sound very cool/amusing depending on the situation), either from books, movies, tv shows and whatnot. Edit: There were a few other well-known quotes from movies that I had on here but I decided to leave them out since there's another challenge that's similar.
1. “At my signal, unleash hell!” -- Maximus, "Gladiator"
2. "Time to nut up, or shut up." -- Tallahassee, "Zombieland"
3. "Remember when I said I would kill you last? ...I lied." -- Matrix, "Commando"
4. “Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow.” -- Bruce Lee, "Enter the Dragon"
5. “I’ll kill you with my teacup.” -- Riddick, "The Chronicles of Riddick"
6. "Shut up, fool!" -- Mr. T, "World of Warcraft Advert"
7. "What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?" -- Dean Winchester, "Supernatural"
8. “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?” -- Captain Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean"
9. "Word of advice? Next time, take the trigger finger." -- Simon, "Flash Forward"
10. "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." -- Hulk, "Incredible Hulk"
11. "Why so serious?" -- The Joker, "The Dark Knight"
12. “That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you”. -- Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, "Top Gun"
13. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." -- Dutch, "Predator"
14. "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now." -- The Bride, "Kill Bill"
15. “I took the liberty of bullshitting you.” -- Elwood Blues, "The Blues Brothers"
16. "This...is...Sparta!" -- King Leonidas, "300"
17. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." -- Michael Corleone, "The Godfather: Part III"
18. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.” -- Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"
19. Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" -- The Joker, "The Dark Knight"
20. "Off with your head!" -- Alice, "Alice In Wonderland (2010)"
21. "Death is only the beginning." -- Imhotep, "The Mummy"
22. "We all go a little mad sometimes." -- Norman Bates, "Psycho"
23. "Go ahead make my day." -- Harry Callahan, "Sudden Impact"
24. "May the force be with you." -- Hans Solo, "Star Wars
25. “I’ll make him an offer he can't refuse.” -- Michael Corleone, "The Godfather"
26. "The night is darkest before the dawn, and trust me, the dawn is coming." -- Harvey Dent, "The Dark Knight"
27. "You shall not pass!" -- Gandalf, "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
28. “I’m from the United States of Kiss My Ass.” -- Mike, "House of Games"
29. "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." -- Agent Smith, "The Matrix"
30. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -- Harvey Dent, "The Dark Knight"
31. "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" -- Harry Callahan, "Dirty Harry"
32. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” -- Margo Channing, "All About Eve"
33. "I pity the fool." -- Mr. T, "Rocky III"
35. "Back off, man. I'm a scientist.” -- Peter Venkmen, "Ghostbusters"
36. "Shaken, not stirred." -- James Bond, "Goldfinger"
37. "Don't you threaten me with a dead fish!"-- Withnail, "Withnail and I"
38. "I'm coming to get you!" -- Rambo, "Rambo: Fist Blood Part II"
39. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” -- Dory, "Finding Nemo"
40. "We'll tear your soul apart!" -- Pinhead, "Hellraiser"
41. “You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.” -- Mr. White, "Reservoir Dogs"
42. "Swallow this!" -- Ash, "Evil Dead 2"
43. "They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for, if not for shedding?" -- Candyman, "Candyman"
44. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” -- Drill Sergeant Hartman, "Full Metal Jacket"
45. "What's my name?!" -- John Shaft, "Shaft"
46. "Why would I try and cheat you out of anything, now? I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later.” -- Lara Croft, "Tomb Raider"
47. "I hate pathetic people. I'll have to kill you." -- Sanjuro Kuwabatake, "Yojimbo"
48. "None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me." -- Rorschach, "Watchmen"
49. "I'll be back." -- Terminator, "The Terminator"
50. "Simon says, "Die." -- Simon Phoenix, "Demolition Man"
51. "If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left." -- Matt Hunter, "Invasion U.S.A."
52. “I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.” -- Indiana Jones, "Indiana Jones"
53. "Be afraid...be very afraid." -- Ronnie, "The Fly"
54. "Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore." -- John, "Saw"
55. "Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he's next." -- Spawn, "Spawn"
You have free reign with this! You can make it a drabble booklet, a ficlet booklet or even a one-shot booklet and have any character saying it or whatever. It can have OCs, be any genre and can be random too. So you don't have to stick with one fandom if you don't want too. Oh, and you don't need to follow the order this is in either.
Posted: 08/07/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II, Zombieland, High School of the Dead, The Walking Dead
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Description: These are the top 20 useful items for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse in no particular order. It is up to you to decide if you want to make each one as the topic of a drabble or a ficlet. Or you can write a one-shot that contains the 20 items somewhere mentioned or used in it. Just make sure that your one-shot has a beginning, a middle and an ending if you do decide to write one.
1. CB radio (or Two-way ear piece radios)
2. Lightweight Soft Case First Aid Kit
3. Epinephrine (or Red Bull...you'll need something to give you a boost of enegry)
4. Hatchet (or a Titanium Crowbar or a Machete)
5. Automatic Crossbow
6. Shotgun (semi-automatic shotgun, preferably a tactical one with plenty of ammo)
7. Canned food/Multi-vitamins (or Astronaut food or Trail rations or MRE)
8. Portable Water Purifier (or Purification tablets)
9. Riot Gear (or Leather/kevlar clothing...zombies will have a tough time biting through)
10. Swiss Army Knife (Very handy like opening canned foods...etc.)
11. Night Vision Biocular (Day Binocular too)
12. Respirator mask (Optional, only if the virus is airborne)
13. Life Gear Survival Backpack (Bug Out Bag to keep everything in it)
14. Handgun (.22 pistol with .22 ammo or any other kind)
15. Monster Truck (or Jeep with hardtop or Toyota FJ Cruiser 4wd or Hummer H2)
16. Zippo Lighter (or Flint-strike or Waterproof matches for heating up food and keeping warm)
17. Shake and Charge Flashlight (make sure to have a battery powered one if your in a dangerous area that requires no noise at all...or at least charge the flashlight before entering such a area. Or get a hand cranked flashlight/radio or a solar charge flashlight)
18. Playing cards (Optional, but it will provide some entertainment and keep you sane)
19. Laminated Map with a compass
20. Small bowl/plate with utensils and Toiletries (and hand sanitizers...to keep hands clean when eating and when you gotta use the loo)
It'll be up to you to decide if these items are useful in a zombie infected world. So even if theses are listed as the top twenty items for surviving a zombie apocalypse that doesn't mean that they will be that handy. And it also doesn't mean that a survivor would be prepare and already have access to all these items unless they are a zombie nerd. But either way they might at some point run across it and/or raid places to find them.
An example of how some items might now be useful is: Monster Truck. It's hard to find these and even if someone was able to stumble upon one, they would need to consider their height. If a person at 5-foot-zero can't reach the gas pedal on a normal car than that would also apply to a Monster Truck too.
Sooo, feel free to add some humor too! Such as if one of the characters found one/made it their mission to find one and it was all for nothing when they figured out they can't even drive it (you can use this idea as well). Lastly, use this challenge for any category you want to write about (it does not even have to be any that I listed either) and any character(s) you want. Have fun!
Note: This is open for any fandom/category! Even those that have no zombie apocalypse happening in them already.
Posted: 08/07/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Final Fantasy 7, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Get Backers, BeyBlade, Digimon, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, DNAngel, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, One Piece, Bleach, Full Metal Panic, Samurai Champloo, Death Note, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon, Supernatural, Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Description: Let's face it, the zombie apocalypse is inevitable. The dead shall rise, whether hell is full or the government had found a way to make a biological weapon which eventually goes wrong, or a meteor will strike the Earth and with it bring some kind of alien virus or just because nature finally decides it's has had enough of us.
But, let's get to the point of this challenge. You are to pick whatever fandom you like and let the zombie apocalypse happen to it! Whether the zombies are shambling or track stars or some mixture of both, either way we're going assume that their bite will turn you, and a shot to the head will kill them.
So, basically that is it. You can use OCs, or make it a Reader-insert, or just focus on the canon characters. You can make this funny or horrific or add a little romance in it, or have all of that in it. You pretty much have free reign to decide many things like how the zombie apocalypse happen, what kind of undead there'll be, what will the characters do in order to survive, what they'll face and if there's a happy ending, or if there's a twist and so on.
If you have any questions, don't hesitant to contact me.
Posted: 08/07/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Pick any anime, gaming, book/novel, movie/TV, cartoon/comic character you'd like the reader to be paired with. Write 5 stories, each with different pairings with the reader, with a minimum of 400 words to no limit, a little below the minimum is fine. Base your stories on these lyrics, choose any five out of the ten that are given.
No restrictions - lemon/lime, fluff, gore, is fine, y'know, whatever comes into your head. Just have fun. :D And I guess if you know the song, and absolutely love it, note it in your author's note. I'd very much like to know.
o1. So young,
full of running,
all the way to the edge of desire.
Steady my breathing,
silently screaming,
'I have to have you now'.
Love is really nothing -
but a dream that keeps waking me.
For all of my trying,
we still end up dying,
how can it be?
o2. The song's in my head again,
of things that I never said.
It's all in the things we do
This is the melody we know.
And your silence sings,
I can hear it.
Every day that comes;
every year gone by,
writes the ballad of you and I.
o3. I am thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images, and
when we kiss,
they're perfectly aligned.
And I, have to speculate,
that God himself did make us
into corresponding shapes
like puzzle pieces from the clay.
o4. The situations are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease.
I love the way that she breathes.
I touched her 'ooh',
She touched my 'aaah',
It was the craziest thing.
A certain girl, she took my hand
and ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and
pulled my hair,
I fall in love for a night.
o5. Now they are starting to love you more;
A gallery of your beauty, no charge at the door.
Now you wait,
like the drug,
like the change in the pain -
it goes on for so long. And
Oh, how it hurts in the worst way,
now that you're gone.
It's so wrong.
o6. So let me get this straight -
say now, you loved me all along.
What made you hesitate
to tell me with words, what you
really feel?
Now we both have separate lives and lovers.
Insignificantly enough,
we both have significant others.
We are who we were when,
could have been more, but at least
you're still my day late friend.
o7. And I'd give up forever to touch you,
'cause I know that you feel the same now.
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be,
and I don't wanna go home right now.
And I don't want the world to see me,
'cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.
o8. In a few weeks,
I will get time,
to realise it's right before my eyes,
and I can take it if it's what I want to do,
and I can taste it -
it's my sweet beginning.
And I can tell just what you want -
You don't want to be alone.
You don't want to be alone.
And I can't say it's what you know,
But you've known it the whole time.
Yeah, you've known it the whole time.
o9. I'm like a rookie paramedic to a siren,
praying for an accident.
Nobody will let me walk, no,
they won't let me roll until I've got no back up
until they're out of control.
This emergency brought you to me.
I'll be your doctor, I'll be your cure
I'll be your medicine and more.
Yeah, you can rest assure
I'm your doctor, I'm your cure
I'll be your cure.
1o. Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
Sarcastic Mister Know-It-All
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, 'cause
with the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Push me up against the wall,
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall,
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
Fallin' all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health.
Autumn's sweet - we call it fall ,
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl.
Posted: 12/13/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Poetry & Song, Miscellaneous
Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You, Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Have you ever been watching TV with your loved ones when that damn commercial for 'natural male enhancements' comes up? It's almost always awkward isn't it?
All I ask is that you take some of those awkward moments, and make a drabble series, make it as long as you want. Turn it into a oneshot for all I care, I just want to see reader inserts that include that smiling gentleman affectionately referred to as 'Bob'.
Posted: 12/25/10 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Description: sa·do·mas·o·chism
noun
1. interaction, esp. sexual activity, in which one person enjoys inflicting physical or mental suffering on another person, who derives pleasure from experiencing pain.
2. gratification, esp. sexual, gained through inflicting or receiving pain; sadism and masochism combined.
Sadomasochism (often abbreviated S&M or S/M) is not only for sexual play, but it's also a form of art as well. Intercourse doesn't always happen when it comes to an S&M relationship. Most of the gratification can come from the sadomasochistic play, but intercourse does play a value part in it, in a way. Some believe sadomasochism to be a disease of some sort. That isn't true, at least in my opinion. Sadomasochism has been around for ages! Longer then I can count. People just refuse to accept it.
If you aren't sure about Sadomasochism, then I suggest you do your homework. There are plenty of websites out there that explain what this beautiful creation is about and probably a few books as well, if you are brave.
The Challenge
I have two separate challenges for this particular theme. One that will require either writing experience or personal experience (which I find the last one highly unlikely) to challenge your writing capabilities--or none, if you want to challenge yourself anyway-- and the other that may seem fairly easy. You'll get to choose which one you want to do.
Let's get rolling.
Challenge #1 Leeway
This will challenge your capability of writing this theme. It's quite simple, really.
Choose a character from your favorite series (or just a favorite character in general). Either pair him or her up with a counterpart of the opposite sex and somehow, using your creative imagination, put them into a S&M relationship; with your favorite character either dominant or submissive and the counterpart the opposite. There is a downfall to this. Not all characters are sadomasochism material. So choose the character carefully! If you think this type of thing isn't for them, then don't put them in it.
However. There is an upside to this. If your favorite character is not dominant material or not quite S&M material, then have your counterpart character seduce that character. After all, seduction is an art, no?
Basically. You gotta come up with a plot. Yes, sex is all good and does add well to the S&M environment, but plot is a requirement. Thus, it shall challenge you.
Requirements:
- Character MUST be In Character. It's not really hard to do.
- Pairing can be canon, original character, or reader insert. Bonus for the latter two. =]
- Be creative!
- Be as realistic as you can possibly be, but you don't HAVE to be.
- Can be a oneshot or a series. No drabbles. You want to be as descriptive as possible with this sort of theme. =3
There is no text limit. As I said, you want to be as descriptive as possible with this sort of theme. Yet, not TOO descriptive. Gotta be just right~.
Challenge #2 The Easy Way
This challenge may be easier for you. This challenge is based on prompts.
Same that is above applies here, but no plot necessarily required. Neither does the "no text limit". They can be drabbles if you want.
Prompts
These don't have to be in any order what-so-ever.
1. Seduction
2. Play
3. Leash
4. Master
5. Slave
6. Submission
7. Masochist
8. Bamboo Stick
9. Bound
10. Rope
11. Spanking
12. Pain
13. Sadist
14. Whip
15. Collar
16. Toy
17. Dominant
18. Topped From Below
19. Disobedience
20. Breaking In
21. Silenced
22. Shibari
23. Art
24. Impatiences
25. Loyalty
Mm. Not very good prompts, but I was trying to be creative and not use the same word over and over. These may be much easier for you. If not, then try Challenge #1. =3
Reviews & Grading
Don't know if this is allowed or not, but I'm gonna post it anyway.
This is a requirement. Just for you. It's completely optional if your readers decide to do this or not, since there are some that aren't too familiar with this sort of theme.
Ask your readers to Grade your S&M performance in the fic. They are still allowed to review of how GREAT it was, but this is to challenge them to see how well you did in this sort of theme. Don't worry. I'll be grading too, regardless of what series it is. x3
The grade scale is from A to D--you can add the plus (+) or (-) signs in there as well. There is no "F" because in some countries "F" doesn't really exsist. o_o Or something. I can't remember.
Overall Rules & Requirements + Bonuses...
- Characters must be IN CHARACTER. No exception.
- S&M can be brutal or just as it is. Either way, it is accepted.
- No Yuri or Yaoi. Sorry. As much as I love my Yuri, I want this to be heterosexual only.
- Can be a oneshot or a series. No drabbles (exception for Challenge #2). You want to be as descriptive as possible.
- Be creative! Research! It will help.
- Bonus to those that make the counterpart character the dominant one of the relationship.
- Major bonus to those that make the counterpart character "top from below". =3
- Double Bonus if you make a Collection for Challenge #1. x3
- If you respond to this challenge, please put in your summary that you responded to it. =3 Thank you!
Posted: 01/22/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Poetry & Song, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: 10 Random Songs Challenge
1. Under the Sheets by Ellie Goulding
2. Don’t Look Now by Far East Movement ft. Keri Hilson
3. The Last Time He Saw Dorie by Copeland
4. So what by Space Mtn
5. Cosmic Love by Florence and the Machine
6. Good Life by One Republic
7. Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie
8. Half Life by Imogen Heap
9. Mad World by Gary Jules
10. Haunted when the Minutes Drag by Collide
I tried to get a good variety even songs that some may not know.
Posted: 01/25/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Inspired from Mrs. Kitty Corpse "A [Lady Gaga] Collection" (which I plan on participating in once I complete these outlines!). Why? Because I've been listening to too much of Katy Perry and thought her songs are inspirational.
Rules, Requirements + Bonuses...
- Based on Katy Perry songs.
- 200 word minimal!*
- Any series that you wish. Can be one or multiple!
- Reader-Inserts or Original Characters, please~!
- No specific order.
- You don't have to do them all. But. I do require that you choose at LEAST six songs from each of her albums (which is "One of the Boys" and "Teenage Dream"; Bonus tracks are not required, since it is so small.)
- Please mention that you responded to this challenge in your summary!
*As much as I love drabbles, kind of want more depth to it this time.
The Songs...
I Kissed (A Girl)**
Hot 'n' Cold
Fingerprints
Self Inflicted
Mannequin
Thinking of you
Waking Up in Vegas
If You Can Afford Me
Lost
One of the Boys
I'm Still Breathing
Teenage Dream
Firework
Peacock
Circle the Drain
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
California Gurls
E.T.
Pearl
Hummingbird Heartbeat
The One That Got Away
Who Am I Living For?
Not Like the Movies
Bonus Tracks...
I Think I'm Ready
Electric Feel
If We Ever Meet Again
Starstrukk
**You can take this as the Reader or OC kissed the Female Canon or the Male Canon kissed the female Reader or OC...you get what a mean. x_x
Posted: 01/26/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Poetry & Song, Real Person, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: "I Believe in Pink", a challenge dedicated to Audrey Hepburn. For, who doesn't love that woman?
In essence, use portions of her infamous speech as prompts for drabbles, ficlets, chapters, whatever of a story.
As for requirements: there are none. I really don't care to limit your imagination.
1. "I believe in pink."
2. "I believe that laughter is the best medicine"
3. "I believe in kissing. Kissing a lot."
4. "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong."
5. "I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls."
6. "I believe that tomorrow is another day."
7. "I believe in miracles."
Alright lovelies, that is all aspects of the *coughbestcough* speech *coughintheworldcough*. I hope it inspires you as much as it inspires me.
Have fun!
Posted: 03/14/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Any Character you choose but can only be 1 chacacter the reader/other character falls for.
Here are the stages
(Stage 1) Just Before the explosion: Slowly deveploing the feelings as they expand.
(Stage 2) The First Light Flashes: Getting confused of the feelings and slowly understanding what they mean.
(Stage 3) The Flash is Gone: Understands the feelings and desides what to do, tell or not to tell.
(Stage 4) The Proper Supernova: Desicion is made, she/he tell the person they love how they feels.
(Stage 5 {Final}) A Long Time After: Shows how things turned out for the couple as time passed.
You can make them short, medium lenght, long or really LONG! It's up to you how many words you want to use to make the 5 stages of a Supernova. I tried my best to connect the 5 stages of a star's life in a challenge, how is love equivalent to a Supernova which is when a star DIES. Well it is because a Supernova builds and builds until it is unleashed just like love. Now to help in a way the REAL stages of a Supernova.
Stage 1: A red super-giant star approaches the end of its life. There is no more fuel to burn and make it shine. Soon its massive dense core is bound to collapse under its own weight.
Stage 2: The core collapses and sends a shock wave out. For a few hours the shock compresses and heats the envelope, thus producing a very bright flash of light from the inside of the star.
Stage 3: After hitting the surface at 50 million km/h the shock blows the star apart. The
core turns into a neutron star, a compact atomic nucleus with the mass of the Sun but 10 km in size.
Stage 4: The hot glowing surface expands quickly making the fireball brighter again.
In a few days it will be 10x the size of the original star and will be discovered by supernova hunters.
Stage 5 (Final): The remains of the former star are spread over light years of space. They keep floating quickly, sweeping up interstellar gas here and there, leaving a faint beautiful glow behind…
*Nods head* there you have it the way your suppose to write them and the REAL Supernovas to give a little hint on how to write them, this is my first challenge so don't throw things at me. Take the 5 Stages of a Supernova challenge NOW!!! It won't be a dissapointment, just have funn and unleash your ideas!!
Posted: 03/09/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various
Description: pick some fandoms, pick some characters, pick some characteristic and start writing. =]
〖 challenge breakdown 〗
•pick any of your favorite fandoms
•any character(s) you want
•match them up with a prompt
•start writing
〖 rules 〗
•no oc's
•yaoi/yuri is accepted
•minimum of 200 words
•can be in the form of ficlets, drabbles, one shots, or chappies.
•order? What order? It can be any order you want~
•any rating is accepted
•any genre
•hit me up if you respond to the challenge or put the name of said challenge in your summary
〖 bribes 〗
if you write for the following, I will love you forever!
•Katekyo Hitman Reborn
•Hetalia
•Naruto
•Bleach
•Fullmetal Alchemist
•Ouran High School Host Club
•Soul Eater
•Vampire Knight
〖 the characteristics 〗
•adventurous
•affectionate
•apologetic
•arrogant
•awkward
•bold
•bossy
•brainy
•brave
•brilliant
•charming
•clever
•confident
•confused
•considerate
•curious
•decisive
•demanding
•dependable
•dishonest
•disrespectful
•dull
•energetic
•foolish
•forgiving
•friendly
•fussy
•gentle
•graceful
•grouchy
•helpful
•honest
•humble
•humorous
•imaginative
•inconsiderate
•independent
•jealous
•keen
•lonely
•loyal
•malicious
•moody
•mysterious
•nagging
•nervous
•obedient
•obnoxious
•observant
•picky
•polite
•rational
reliable
•respectful
•restless
•rude
•selfish
•serious
•strict
•stubborn
•talented
•talkative
•thoughtful
•trusting
•unfriendly
•vivacious
•wise
•withdrawn
•witty
•worried
enjoy~!
Posted: 03/18/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Description: This challenge is set to tell a story or scene of the chosen song through description. The goal is to show the audience what is happening without directly describing the characters themselves, giving them an identity, or telling the audience what is happening. It's to provide the practice of showing, not telling, and the songs are just to give you the story or scene that you need to describe.
Which Songs to Choose:
You can choose one of the four choice list, or you can do more than one. If you do decide to do more than one of these lists, and the same song pops up, you don't have to write a separate piece for the same song. "Songs" does not include audiobooks, audio-poetry, poetry, or stand-up comedy even if it is a song. If you don't have a song for the specific letter, then leave the space open until you do find a song, or you don't have to do it.
A. The first song in each letter of the alphabet.
B. A song of your choosing in each letter of the alphabet.
C. Put your MP3 on shuffle, and write down the first song starting with "A". As soon as you've written the song for "A" down, keep pushing next until you see a song starting with the letter "B", and keep going until you reach "Z".
D The list to your Top 25 Most Played.
Rules:
1. Obviously, proper spelling and grammar is a must.
2. For the songs, no audiobooks, audio-poetry, poetry, or stand-up comedy even if it is a song.
3. You can put in a couple lines from the song in, but unless it is weaved in to actually take part in the description, it won't count in the wordcount. For example, the lines can take place in the thoughts and that would count. If you just stick in a verse like a song-fic, which I highly discourage but wont disallow in this challenge,it won't count.
4. I don't mind any sexual orientation, so any homosexualism, pansexualism, asexualism, etc. is allowed; however if the song is genderspecific, please keep to the gender. For example, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry is obviously about two women who kissed, but you can take it to another angle, like the boyfriend who saw his girlfriend kiss another girl. Or, if the song is about a serial killer, the serial killer will have specific preferences.
5. No second person perspective! Only third or first.
6. The vignette has to at least be 100 words, but no more than 200.
7. Do not give the characters an identity through nameing, looks, style, or anything that could be recognizable through visual description.
8. Thoughts and inner-monologues are fine, but no extensive dialogue. Small pieces of dialogue are fine, just not more than one short sentence at a time. You're at a short word limit, so don't waste it on dialogue, especially since the point of this challenge is description.
Suggestions:
1. Putting the song and band/singer in the author notes, or putting the title of the song as the title of the vignette.
2. Also in the author notes, write what kind of feeling, or setting you were going for, and see if others agree if they felt that way.
3. If the vignette is part of another series (fanfiction) please state from what in the summary. Since the characters' identity will be for the most part hidden, some of the audience may not be able to tell which character you are telling the story or scene from.
Posted: 02/06/12 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Anime & Manga, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various
Description: ...that I hate about you.
1. You can be such a jerk sometimes
2. You never listen
3. You have a temper
4. You're easily jealous
5. You're lazy
6. You're stubborn
7. You always have to be right
8. You can be extremely childish
9. You... HEY! DON'T WALK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
10. Despite all this, I still love you.
Rules:
-You have to use ALL of these prompts. It doesn't matter what order, just as long as all of them are used.
-That's basically it. Nothing else is required, really.
Deadline: None. Take as long as you need!
Posted: 04/19/11 | Deadline: None
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Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV, Nonfiction, Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Description: Fairy tales and love stories almost always end with '...and they lived happily ever after.' but does everything always end happily? What happens when one of the lovers die? I am challenging you to take a story or movie or make an original or fanfic of an actually ending scene. Whether it be someone depressed and suicide. Or maybe murder. I want you to be as creative as you want. I would like to see where your imagination takes you. I'll even be putting one up of my own if you would like to get some inspiration. EVERYTHING GOES, yes, everything goes.
Posted: 05/01/11 | Deadline: None
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Lunaescence
