Characters: Reader, Batman, Bruce Wayne
Description: There is most definitely not enough Bruce Wayne smut around this place and after seeing Gotham Knight and witnessing the awesomeness that is bishounen Bruce, he needs some smut!
So, the challenge is BrucexReader smut! :D
Posted: 03/06/12 | Deadline: None
Categories: Kamenashi Kazuya
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, You
Description: No one's done any Kamenashi fic.'s (so sad) so I've created 'The Great Kame Challenge' on his behalf. Anyways the terms are it can be in any genre and that you MUST use one of his songs (it can be a solo or stuff with KAT-TUN or YamaPi). Good luck!
Posted: Unknown | Deadline: None
Categories: Dragon Ball Series
Characters: Piccolo, Reader, You
Description: I want someone to write a Piccolo/Reader. I don't care what the rating is or what genre, so long as it's Piccolo/Reader. It can be friendship, romance, whatever, just as long as it's Piccolo/Reader.
Posted: 06/10/08 | Deadline: None
Categories: The World Ends With You
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Write something about Sho Minamimoto, our favorite math fetishist. :D It can be anything! Drabble, reader-insert, yaoi, het ... anything! We just need more Sho!
Posted: 10/22/08 | Deadline: None
Categories: Original Stories, Anime & Manga, Gaming, Real Person
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Take any anime/show/real people/bands/manga/game and put all the characters into a REALISTIC highschool setting. Add OCs, the reader, and more to make it more realistic. Try to keep the characters in character though! Or make it COMPLETELY original!
Anything goes. Just make it realistic with realistic dialogue.
Posted: 06/23/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Death Note
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Description: okay it was to be reader insert and L.
2.no mary sues, no ones perfect
I want to see want it takes for you to wright an L fic, a romance one.
3. has to be atleast 100 words minamal.
but it can also make anything with alittle l and reader romance it can also be funny in to to or whatever...
do you have what it takes?
Posted: 01/14/09 | Deadline: None
Categories: Books, Gaming, Movies & TV, Dengeki Daisy
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You, Tasuku Kurosaki
Description: Just like the title states, I will list below a whole ton of cleaning supplies/janitor-esque items commonly used around the house or by other cleaning officals. The drabbles/one-shots/chapters must include or reference to the object in a metaphorical (ex. Her/his heart was like a plunger) or literal (ex. He/She used the plunger to unclog the toilet). The prompts can be used in any order and the pairings can be canon, OC or reader inserts. Also, this challenge was originally designed for Tasuku Kurosaki from Dengeki Daisy but you can use it for any character, maid/janitor-like or otherwise. I would totally and completely love you forever if you did them about Kurosaki. Anyways, here's the list:
3. Mop & Bucket
7. Toilet Brush
8. Rubber Gloves
10. Feather Duster
16. Trash Can
22. Lawn Mower
23. Hedge Clippers
29. Trash Bags
30. Leaf Blower
31. Weed Wacker
40. Floor Polish
41. Manual Labor
48. Vending Machine (They always remind me of janitors. Dunno why.)
Posted: 11/04/09 | Deadline: None
Categories: Original Stories
Characters: Original Character(s)
Description: chapter one:THE BEGINNING. Kyle and his friends get a important maessage from an informer about the whereabouts of the missing elment jewels. You get an inside look of how Kyle runs in houshold of tweleve brothes and one sister ,Rose, and how he balances His life as a senior in highschool ,on top of his job as a Upper gate guardian of Visara's hidden gate. Then you get a inside look at the gang's Sensi, Master Gengi. He may be old, but never underesimate his ablity.
Posted: 06/05/09 | Deadline: None
Categories: Batman, Batman Beyond
Characters: Other, Reader, Joker
Description: I'm in the process of writing a collection of Joker x Harley Quinn stories, but due to my current addiction to the pairing and my constant need for new writing styles I am calling on the Lunaecsence community! I want YOU to write a Joker x Harley story; the genres can range anywhere from Romance, Fluff, Lemon, Lime ect. Just as long as theres no death beteen the two, and no separation, unless they are brought back together. These stories MUST be at least 300+ words! Go as wild as you want! Go INSANE.
Because, y'know, Joker is pretty much...insane. They can be written from the following points of view:
Posted: 05/09/13 | Deadline: None
Categories: Musicians & Musical Groups, Real Person
Characters: Other, Reader
Description: My challenge is this: make a reader-insert involving the Jonas Brothers. Don't give the reader any looks or a name. It must be a romance, although it doesn't matter whether or not it is a oneshot or multi-chaptered fic. It also doesn't matter which brother it happens to be about. I'd prefer it if you stayed away from the 'touring with the Jonas Brothers' or the "Jonas Brothers moved next door', but I don't particularly care. Try to make it as original as possible. Also, try to make the reader as normal as possible (no superpowers, not a big beauty, ect)
Posted: 09/28/07 | Deadline: None
Categories: Gaming, Naruto
Description: This is "Naruto" / "C&C Tiberian Sun" crossover challenge
>>> background info: In one of the caves/underground complexes around Konoha, young Naruto finds a glass ball with strange green crystals in it. And since the young jinchuuriki wasn't careful, the ball broke, letting the crystals attack to his body. Thanks to the Kyuubi, Naruto survives his fusion with the last of Ichor/Tiberium on the Earth and even gains something akin Shoton/Crytal release elemental bloodline.
> Ichor/Tiberium should be semi-conscious or at least controllable in this story: when wielded by Naruto, it will damage on contact only those, whom Naruto acknowledges as his enemies. Ichor/Tiberium also doesn't spread around uncontrollably. All of the Tiberium life-form mentioned in the story should not be helping spreading the crystals around.
> Naruto can be paired with pretty much any female from "Naruto" universe as long as their ages aren't too much different. Sakura, Karin and Hinata are discouraged. Rare pairings and Gender Bender pairings (e.g. female Sasuke) are encouraged. Harems are accepted.
> Naruto shall have his personal house in a 'Red zone' environment
> Naruto should be darker, smarter and more skilled than in canon. He also must have Ichor/Tiberium based variation of Shoton/Crystal release bloodline. He may also possess canon Uzumaki predisposition towards fuuinjutsu. No other bloodlines for Naruto are allowed.
> No true firearms should be used by Naruto or anybody else in the story
> Tacitus must make at least an appearance in the story
> Your story must have a solid plot and be at least 35 000 words when completed
Posted: 06/05/12 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, Various, Original Character(s), Other
Description: harharhar. I got this idea from eating a whole spoon of peanut butter and going HIGH and singing "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" over and over again.
The little tiny weensy wittly things in life that make us happy, crazy or ecstatic.
I though of uhm. PEANUT BUTTER
or just that little hug from someone when you're feeling down
or a cute lyric. (:
Don't mind any fandom, BUT my sweet thangs~ *whispers* I'd laaav myself some niiice Kyoya fandoms (be it from KHR! or OHSHC) if you want other hot men I like, visit my profilee . I has six. xD. Apparently a way to an author's heart is to give them fandoms about thier faave bishies.
ANYTHING THAT MAKE YOU HAAPPPEEE!. Go crazyy my little babies.
[NOTE: If you're reply just respond down theree or title it something like The little pleasures in life : [your little pleasure]]
Posted: 03/08/10 | Deadline: None
Description: There are only a handful of stories where the reader is depicted as male, and straight for that matter. So to remedy this I would like to issue a challenge for anyone who's interested!
The reader must be male with the main theme (this is optional) about moving on from his first love/girlfriend and finding real love in the most unexpected of places.
1. No Explicit Yaoi/Yuri
2. Cannot just be a stand alone. Must be a chapter-ed series.
3. Harem is optional, as long as its within a reasonable number.
4. Any Rating
5. There at least needs to be a love triangle at the beginning.
6. At least 100 words per chapter.
The characters and setting can all be original, if you prefer. Despite rule 1 there can be shonen/shojo-ai elements but as long as its not a main love interest for the Male Reader. Aside from this you can do whatever you want! There are no deadlines, so you can take your time, no need to rush things!
Posted: 08/06/12 | Deadline: None
Characters: Carlton Lassiter, Reader
Description: Carlton Lassiter has very in depth emotions, each one is highly developed and complicated.
Each emotion should have its own chapter in this story, and should also be written in reader insert. The chapters can range in length from 300-500+ words. For emotion 'Passion' It would be nice to have a lemon. The others can be of any rating, as long as they are written correctly, and portray Lassiter's emotions properly.
There is no deadline, unless you would like me to set one if it will help your ability to write.
Posted: 04/29/13 | Deadline: None
Categories: Final Fantasy 10, Kingdom Hearts, Vampire Knight, Final Fantasy 9, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Yu Yu Hakusho, Final Fantasy 10-2, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Fable, Harvest Moon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fire Emblem, The World Ends With You, Soul Eater, Tales of Vesperia, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Final Fantasy 13, Mass Effect, Heavy Rain
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: This was inspired by that car ad thats been on tv recently. As the title sujests it's about reasons for hugging, for example:
You can write as many drabbles/one-shots as you want. Oc's or reader-inserts, doesn't matter. You can do it for whatever fandom you want, the ones I listed are simply the ones I would like to see it done for. You can use more that one fandom, there aren't really any rules, just please label each chapter you post with the reason for your hug in that chapter.
Posted: 10/24/10 | Deadline: None
Categories: Kingdom Hearts, La Corda D'Oro, Naruto, Poetry & Song, Bleach, Pokemon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fairy Tail, Shugo Chara, Kuroshitsuji , Final Fantasy 13, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Durarara!!, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama
Description: Okay, so this is my challenge X3 I think it’s easy. Maybe ^^;.
--Write a series of drabbles for each and every one of these prompts! Unless, of course, there’s one or two that you absolutely can’t add in, but I’d prefer it if you used all of them. --Every single one of these 50 terms are musical terms, most in Italian, but some in French, German, English, even Latin.
--These terms are in alphabetical order. Re-arrange these in anyway you’d like or find convenient.
--If you have any other musical words that you want to put in, by all means add it in. But it has to be a musical term.
--Even though these prompts are musical terms, your fiction doesn't necessarily have to be musical.
--Any pairings, any POV. Pretty much everything goes.
--Also there are two words I put in here that might help. "Intro (opening section)" and "Fine (the end)".
Only one rule: Have fun with this! ^.^
accent: Attack hard.
acceso: ignited, on fire
adagissimo: very, very slow
allegrezza: cheerfulness, joyfulness
altissimo: very high
animandosi: animated, lively
bellicoso: warlike, aggressive
bis (Lat): twice; i.e., repeat the relevant action or passage
bocca chiusa: with closed mouth
cédez (Fr): yield, give way
col pugno: with the fist
con dolore: with sadness
con spirito: with spirit; with feeling
diminuendo, dim.: dwindling
duolo: (Ital) grief
espirando: expiring; i.e., dying away
estinto: extinct, extinguished
fine: the end
immer (Ger): always
intro: opening section
ostinato: obstinate, persistent
parlando or parlante: like speech, enunciated
peu à peu (Fr): little by little
primo or prima (the feminine form): first
un, uno, or una: one
Zeichen (Ger): sign
zurückhalten (Ger): held back
Posted: 07/24/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Other, Reader, You, Axel, Demyx, Riku, Roxas
Description: My friend told me about this at an anime convention I went to once. The Nervous Game. Basically, you put your hands on someone else's body, and ask, "Are you nervous yet?" If they say no, you have to keep finding spots until they say that they're nervous. Arms, legs, tummy...you get the picture, ne?
Well. I want someone to write a fic with this as the basis, with the pairing being Riku/Reader, Roxas/Reader, Axel/Reader, or Demyx/Reader. (Just because his reaction would probably be the funniest. xD) Lemons and limes are welcome, I dun really care. :B WELL. What're you waiting for? Start writing. ;D
Posted: 01/26/07 | Deadline: None
Categories: Kyou Kara Maou
There's not many fics of KKM and it would be nice if there was. Especially ConradxReader. Basically the reader is the new maid in the Blood Pledge Castle (aka Yuri's Castle). One day while doing the new chores, the reader accidentally bumps into Conrad... And you know the rest Boy meets girl, girl meets boy and they fall in love. Basically make it as funny and fluffy as possible. The rest is up to you.
Posted: 01/30/07 | Deadline: None
Categories: Spirited Away
Description: This is a challenge I issued on fanfiction.net on my Rabid Chibi Squirrels INC account. Those of you who know me well also know that I have obssessions, and one of these obssessions is anime. To be specific, Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away, and to be even more specific, the character Noface. It seems to me that no matter where I go or what site I look up, there is NEVER anything regarding Noface. That made me sad; I decided to write about him, and I issued a challenge to the authors of Fanfiction.net regarding this issue. The prompt below:
The Noface Fanfic Challenge!
Rules are as follows:
 The fanfic must either be Noface-centered or have something to do with Noface; he cannot simply "just be there" and have no part in the story. Noface has to have a significant role in the plot. He must be the MAIN character.
 No bashing. If you bash Noface, I will come after you with a bloody spork to dig your eyes out of your sockets. NO BASHING.
 May or may not have a pairing. If so, try something original. Yaoi is acceptable, but no PWP. If you don't know what these terms mean, please email me for their meanings or look them up online.
 Please email me for permission to use my characters, Kitsune and Kaonashi, in your story, and if they are included in the story, they MUST be paired together (please note: "Kaonashi" is the Japanese translation for Noface. I refer to him by this name ONLY when he becomes my human-form-OC.)
 When submitting your challenge-fic, please put (either in a note or in the summary) that it is a response to my challenge (i.e. "Response to the Noface Fanfic Challenge"). This note may NOT be the title; if you cannot come up with something creative for a title, "Untitled" is acceptable.
 No time limit, no word limit. The point of this challenge is to get more variety in the Spirited Away fan fiction world. We desperately need something other that "Chihiro and Haku", "Haku and Chihiro", "Sen and Haku", and "Haku and Sen". (We GET it; they're in love! Move on to something else!)
 No word limit. This fanfic can be a one-shot, a songfic, a continuation fic, or a saga, but NOT a bashfic. It doesn't matter as long as it gets out there! Come on, Spirited Away fans, you can do it!
 There is no deadline!
Okay? Please, anime fans, don't let your creative voices go unheard! Let's hear it for one of the coolest semi-bad guys in animedom; Noface!
Posted: 10/28/09 | Deadline: None
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer Reid
Description: Hi! Ever seen a Criminal Minds episode? Well, I don't think that there is enough love for Dr Spencer Reid out there! Can you be the one to make a Spencer Reid fic? This could be a pointless fluff or a reader insert oneshot. Even a full blown story if you're in the mood!s
Posted: 04/10/12 | Deadline: None
Characters: Grell Sutcliff, Madam Red
Description: Okay, so I think this is pretty easy.
Write stories about Grell Sutcliff and Madame Red.
Heh, but, it's not THAT easy.
Make sure you keep character, make it a one-shot, but any other rules are open. It CAN be ___XReader or ____XOC, just, keep it PG-13?
Posted: 12/01/11 | Deadline: None
Characters: Original Character(s)
Description: Ok so I want a fanfiction that well VERY well written with good grammer. I really love Sasuke and Sai and I want there to be an OC. So a lemon fanfiction of SasukeXOCXSai together. Where the OC (a girl) loves both of them she can not choose, so they both share her. The girl has to have long straight black hair with purple eyes and a tattoo of wings inprinted on her back. Very close childhood friend of Sasuke and Sai. Can be either AU for example say like in a high school or just in the Naruto world. Sakura cannot be paired with either Sasuke or Sai either paired up with Naruto or by herself. Don't care what plot but has to be good. So yeah I hope that this is really good and can't wait to read it.
A bit of yaoi
Posted: 12/13/09 | Deadline: None
Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Description: Alright this is my first challenge so please bear with me. Here is your challenge. Just write a couple of prompts that shows the perfect boyfriend! And here’s the main theme of each prompt
• He would scream “I love you” down the halls, not caring who heard him.
• He’d go on a walk with me in 60 degrees weather, hot cocoa in one hand, and my hand his other.
• He’d sing out loud to any song, even if I call him retarded.
• He let me sing out loud and won’t call me weird.
• He’ll sit outside with me on my front step because there’s nothing to do and he won’t say he’s bored once.
• He’ll let me look like crap, wearing a big t-shirt and shorts and still calls me beautiful.
• He’d write me thousands of notes everyday at school.
• He’d come to my house at nine in the morning to wake me up on weekends.
• He’ll take me to the park and push me on the swings.
• He won’t be shy around my family but acts like he’s part of it.
• He’ll argue with my friends that he loves me more.
• He’ll keep every single promise he makes.
• He’s runs up and hugs me whenever he sees me.
• He won’t be scared to dance in front of me or act retarded.
• He’ll spend my birthday with me and my crazy family.
• He’d rent all the chick flicks he knows of and watch them with me when I’m inside sick.
• He picks me over his friends sometimes.
• He’ll remember our anniversaries before I do.
• He’ll call me at night right before I go to bed just so he knows he’s the last voice I hear.
• He’d push my hair away when it’s in my face.
• He’ll carry my books at school even if he already has to carry his own.
• He wears my favorite shirt of his every Monday.
• A boy who won’t ask me what’s wrong when I look sad, he’ll just kiss me on the forehead.
• He’ll give me his sweatshirt even if his freezing and he won’t make me feel guilty about it.
• He’d never get jealous because he already knows I love him more than anything.
• And when he says forever he means it, no matter what.
And now the rules!
~ You can use any anime you want! I really don’t mind.
~ Please, PLEASE no lemon, Yuri, or yaoi…let’s keep it all fluff m’kay?
~ You can add more prompts to ‘rules’ to being a perfect boyfriend.
~ Reader inserts are not required…either you want it OC or reader insert is all up to you
~ The prompts can be in any order but the LAST ONE has to be LAST.
~ Please put it in your summary that this is a response to my challenge C:
~ Any pairing is okay…
~ And of course HAVE FUN!!! :D
Posted: 05/16/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Ouran High School Host Club
Characters: Haruhi, Hikaru, Hunny, Kaoru, Kyoya, Mori, Nekozawa, Original Character(s), Other, Ranka, Reader, Renge, Tamaki, You
Description: Yeswell. :3 I happen to love the twins from Ouran High School Host Club and I'd adore seeing a lemon threesome with them. xDD -shot- Yes, there are a few rules, but nothing major.
1) Chapter(s) must meet the minimum requirement of words that Lunaescence Archives have already set.
2) Side couplings are okay. =D No yaoi, though. :x
3) Use any plotline you like. :3 I like AU fics, myself...
3) Swearing is a-ok.
4) You can do whatever type of sex you want. Bondage or what have you.
5) I really don't like RengexKyouya. :( Sorry if you do.
1) The main pairing MUST be HikaruxYouxKaoru.
2) Keep all characters true to their personalities. Unless it's a crackfic. :3 Then, I don't really care.
3) Be creatvie! Plzplzplz. I like weird storylines and outrageous plot twists. They keep me entertained.
4) Oneshots still have to have an understandable plotline. Plz.
5) I want to see Tamaki tossed into SOMETHING. Whether it's a pool, a snowbank, a giant bowl of Jello or a huuuuuuugeeeee mud puddle, he has to be tossed into something. And, make the twins responsible for it. :3333
Right, that's all. =D Have fun!
Posted: Unknown | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV, Miscellaneous
Characters: Reader, Various, You
Description: Wanna have some fun, good lookin'? :)
We've all heard them before; cheesy pick-up lines.
This challenge is about pick-up lines, obviously. The main objective is to use the pick-up listed below to finish this challenge, or if you see one that isn't listed, make your own.
-Reader inserts are acceptable.
-Canon characters are acceptable.
-Yaoi and Yuri (as stated above) are accepted (and greatly encouraged).
-Keep the character in, well, character.
-Can be a short story, or a one-shot.
-Lemons and limes are acceptable.
-Must include the challenge in the summary (and if you can, the pick-up line).
-Must exceed 200 words.
-Be creative, but realistic.
-Proper grammar and spelling.
-Have fun. ;)
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you allthe time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a Gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chap-stick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
170. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
171. Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
-If you can use more than 5 of these pickup lines, then you get the bonus. If you can use them all, you WIN!
Posted: 05/06/10 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Description: Oh dear, it seems did it wrong last time xD. So, here’s the real thing;
You think you know your anime and a little vocaloid? Try it out!
Make drabbles, one-shots or whatever! The songs:
2. Can’t I even dream?
3. Two faced lovers
4. Rollin’ girl
5. Alice (not human sacrifice)
6. Hold, release, rakshasa and carcasses
8. O kotowari shimasu!/No thank you!
9. Lost story
10. Love is war
RIN AND LEN;
1. Fear garden
2. Orphan keeper’s song
4. The riddeler who can’t solve riddles, the riddeler who won’t solve riddles (choose)
6. One of the story of evil songs
7. Secret ~black vow~
9. Spinning song
10. Trick and treat
2. For a dead girl+
3. Just be friends
6. The tailor shop on Enbizaka
7. Double lariat
8. Luka luka night fever
10. I want to eat a tuna!
1. Hitobashira Alice
3. ANTI THE ∞ HOLiC
4. The little mermaid (the one with miku, not luka)
5. Go google it, moron
7. Kokoro – kiseki vers.
9. Kakome kakome
It can be all, even oc~ so go! Make me proud ;A;
Posted: 11/15/10 | Deadline: None
Characters: Aizen, Byakuya, Chad, Grimmjow, Hirako Shinji, Hisagi, Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Kira, Komamura Sajin, Kotetsu Isane, Kurosaki Isshin, Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Neliel, Nnoitra Jiruga, Orihime, Renji, Rukia, Soifon, Szayel, Ukitake, Ul
Description: One of the most sinister, cruel, and downright evil villians of Bleach has returned, only to be put into the care of the good guys. They have no power, and arn't exactly willing to comply to their new set of rules. NO ROMANCE, YAOI, YURI, or OC's
Posted: 10/12/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga, Saiyuki, Bleach, Black Cat, D.Gray-Man
Characters: Reader, Various
Description: The Challenge is to write 10-30 drabbles, ficlets or whatever, on a boy from anime!You have to imagine the boy as a rockstar or musician (or the reader as a rockstar or a musician). The animes I've chosen are just the ones that i suggest, you can use whatever ones you want.
-Has to be Reader-insert
-min. 300 words
- The character you choose has to be a guy, well preferably a guy
- Have fun, be creative, and HAVE FUN!!!
-no yaoi or yuri, but you can.
-No lemons! I absolutely forbid this! :D But you can use limes.
If you make it a crack-drabble, ficlet or whatever, that would be awesome!!
Also, if you use Bleach, Blacck Cat, D. Gray-Man or Saiyuki i will love you.
Posted: 05/19/10 | Deadline: None
Categories: Final Fantasy 7, Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus
Description: Okay guys, I'm in mental block, so I'd like somebody to write me a FF7 vincent/me.
yes. I said ME. It's up to you, Lemon, lime, action horror deathfic humour... (a nice smutty one would be good.XD)
Surprise me with your talented storytelling!
oh, my stats are as follows: short black spiked hair, ear nose and eyebrow piercings (hey why not have them ripped out for torture!) short stature, pale skinned, blue eyes.
someone please answer my challenge! if you do, I'll accept any challenge you dish out at me next, and everyone gets a free chocolate magnum/cookie/stewed rhubarb (??) or beer.
Waiting for your stories.
breathe deep, seek peace
ps, come find me on facebook as sophie britton
Posted: 11/07/10 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga
Description: Okay so, anyone else like Disney Songs? How about Anime? Me too. So I want you to write oneshots to the tune of these songs. Obviously, Romance is the main thing. It can be based in and AU or not. You can follow the storyline of the movies, or not. Just make it based on the song. I also allow songs from Anastasia, Swan Princess, And alternate versions of cinderella. It must be anime. However, I will not limit you to Anime/manga that I have seen/read.
Posted: 07/16/11 | Deadline: None
Characters: Various, Dokugakuji, Gato, Gojyo, Goku, Gyukumen Koushou, Gyumaoh, Hakkai, Hakuryuu, Hazel, Homura, Kanzeon Bosatsu, Kougaiji, Lirin, Nataku, Ni Jianyi, Sanzo, Shien, Yaone, Zakuro, Zenon
Description: Goku may seem young, but he's no child. This challenge is to write a story about Goku getting "the talk" from someone (as long as it's a canon character; no OCs). Also, try not to make it a CRACKfic. I want to see what can be done with this. Other than those two things (which are really rather flexible), the subject is completely open. (Why, how, where, etc).
I just tried writing a story like this, and I have to say it was rather difficult. So, I decided to make it a challenge, mostly because I want to know other takes on this idea and I really think this topic can be versatile. Have fun!
Posted: 02/07/10 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Miscellaneous
Description: Tropers and non-tropers alike, this is my challenge to you.
Click the "Random trope" button.
First thing you get that's an actual trope page(rather than for a work, such as a book or TV series), you write a story based around.
Alternately, you can use either of these lists: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UniversalTropes or http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OmnipresentTropes
I'm really just looking for some trope-related stuff here, so if you have another related idea feel free to do that.
Anything goes. Long, short, whatever fandom, any rating, any character. Just go crazy.
Posted: 06/03/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Black Cat
Description: I confess, this is entirely a result of my River obsession, but let's not stop it there: anything focusing on characters other than Train. Character centric pieces for Sven, Eve, Jenos, Sephiria, Kevin, River, Charden, Kyoko, Creed, Echinda, Saya... anyone! I'd love to see something for the ultra-minor characters, too. Maybe a one-shot of Silphy or a drabble for Fudou.
It's time Train stepped aside and let the other characters shine.
There's really no rules I can think if or deem important, nor do I have a specific story type in mind. Just a little love for the unloved.
Posted: 04/07/09 | Deadline: None
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Description: Inspired by the question "Why do women in fanfiction (and everything else) never get their 'time of the month'?"
So, here is your quest. Write about the unmentionables. A booklet works, or a continuous story. Whichever you want.
Below are suggested prompts. (I would love to see you answer all of them, but you don't have to. You could, of course, do more, too! ;])
- Time of the Month
- Inconvenient Times to Need a Bathroom Break
- Bodily Noises
- Enduring Pain for Beauty
---- ex: plucking eyebrows, waxing upper lip, shaving
- Nasty Habits
---- ex: nail biting
- Those awkward itches
Humor is definitely preferred, but anything really~! Have fun with it!
Posted: 03/26/13 | Deadline: None
Categories: The Walking Dead
Characters: Original Character(s), Various
Description: This challenge is generally based on the television and comic book series: The Walking Dead.
It must be 100 random short stories/drabbles and/or poems focusing on any of the characters from both the comic book and AMC series.
Posted: 11/30/11 | Deadline: None
Categories: Anime & Manga, Kuroshitsuji
Characters: Alois Trancy, Bard, Ciel Phantomhive, Elizabeth Middleford, Finian, Grell Sutcliff, Lau, Meirin, Sebastian Michaelis, Tanaka, Undertaker
Description: Lizzie and Ciel are FINALLY getting married! All of the characters listed must be there, plus Claude must be there. Make it as long or short, as serious or funny as you want! But be sure to have fun!
Posted: 08/22/12 | Deadline: None
Categories: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Characters: Reader, You, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Uncle Iroh, Zuko
Description: Theres such a shottage of avatar stories on here it makes me want to cry. Since I am a huge Zuko fan I'd like to challange you all to make a good Zuko fan fic. I only have a few rules:
The reader has to have his or her own name. So it would be name blanks like this Y.N. or this _______. Also I would like it to have blanks for the descriptions as well like H.C. (Hair color) ect.
Each chapter must be 800 words or more.
Pairing must be Zuko X You
Well thats about it, anything else feel free ^^ I am looking forward to it.
Posted: 01/11/08 | Deadline: None
Categories: Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Gravitation, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Fruits Basket, One Piece, Witch Hunter Robin, Death Note, s-CRY-ed
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Description: Alrighty loves, here it goes! The basic concept of this fic is the reader is in a heated rivalry with any of the characters from the catergories listed above. And lets face it, every anime character has an animal that reminds you of them...so here's the catch! The animal that they respresent must be the readers pet! x]
Example: Seto Kaiba/Dragon, Roy Mustang/Horse
Also: must be a one-shot, and romance has to be incorporated! Nothing has to happen necessarily. No death.
Must include 2 from the following:
.Somebody singing the "Mewo-Mix" theme song.
."Damn you (insert name) for making my (insert pet) become a rapist!"
.Staying in jail for 24 hours.
."Good boy/girl, pee all over (insert name)'s precious peonies! Muahaha!"
Happy Writings! ^.^
Posted: 05/28/07 | Deadline: None