"Under Duress" by KarenaWilliams

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Now some of you might be asking: what is this? I have no idea. I was just suddenly inspired, especially after rewatching the episode where Stan gets a Facebook.

So this is what happened!

I don't know what pairing this is going to have yet. There will be romance in later updates, and of course you won't have any real action-y scenes. It's all going to be drama that unfolds through the social networking site.

Uhm. Yeah. Any comments that can be left on here in the form of reviews are highly appreciated! I kind of really like this right now, and I had a lot of fun writing it!

I hope everyone enjoys reading it as well. (:

(Your Full Name) joined Facebook.

(Your Full Name) is now friends with Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and 10 others.


(Your Full Name) isn’t quite sure why she made a facebook, except that cartman threatened to post really bad pictures online if she didn’t.
-- Eric Cartman and 4 others like this.
Eric Cartman: ;)
-- Kenny McCormick likes this comment.
Kyle Broflovski: What pictures?
(Your Full Name): there shouldn’t be any more pictures. cartman was supposed to delete them.
Eric Cartman: Was I?


Eric Cartman has tagged (Your Full Name) in 3 new pictures.
Description: (Nickname) fell asleep and I drew on her face! Aweeeesome!

(Your Full Name) has tagged Eric Cartman in 2 new pictures.
Description: eric wears a frilly tutu and begs me to never post these online. oops?


Stanley Marsh - (Your Full Name)
When did you take those pictures??

(Your Full Name) - Stanley Marsh
idk, last party Bebe had, I think?
he found them in her closet and put them on.

Stanley Marsh - (Your Full Name)
Why would he put them on???

(Your Full Name) - Stanley Marsh
because he’s cartman..


(Your Full Name) is now friends with Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, and Clyde Donovan.
-- Clyde Donovan likes this.


Clyde Donovan - (Your Full Name)
what took you so long to add me???????
i know your online!
i can see that you read this

(Your Full Name) - Clyde Donovan
-- Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, and 6 others like this comment.


(Your Full Name) is now friends with Wendy Testaburger and Bebe Stevens.


Bebe Stevens is soooo excited that (Your Full Name) finally made a Facebook! Now she and I can talk alllll the time!!
(Your Full Name): dislike.
-- Craig Tucker likes this comment.
Bebe Stevens: Oh come on, (Nickname)! It’ll be fuuuuun!
(Your Full Name): Define “fun”
Kyle Broflovski: Enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure.
-- (Your Full Name), Stanley Marsh, and 3 others like this.
Bebe Stevens: Ugh!


Wendy Testaburger - (Your Full Name)
Are you coming to the party this weekend?

(Your Full Name) - Wendy Testaburger
y u so obsessed with me?
gurl i wanna no
-- Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, and 22 others like this comment.

Wendy Testaburger - (Your Full Name)
Funny. Are you going or not??

(Your Full Name) - Wendy Testaburger
i have nothing better to do.
so i guess i’ll just do my hair.
sorry, can’t make it.
-- Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, and 6 others like this comment.

Wendy Testaburger - (Your Full Name)
Sometimes I wonder how we’ve been friends for all these years.
Then I remember that you actually give really good advice.

(Your Full Name) - Wendy Testaburger
IKR!!??? har har
yeah, i’ll be there, wends. idk why you’re asking cause you know i’m going.

Wendy Testaburger - (Your Full Name)
Awesome!!! We should get together at Bebe’s before everyone shows up and do our hair!

(Your Full Name) - Wendy Testaburger
do i at least get to request a last meal?
-- Kenny McCormick likes this.

Wendy Testaburger - (Your Full Name)
See you there!!!

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