Man that seems stupid. "Dear Diary"... Like someone will confess all their troubles to a small piece of paper. Like it's some type of "god" and can make all troubles go away. But that doesn't matter. I shall use you, my little book of pages, as a place to rant about the under goings of this idiotic group I have achived in joining.
More or less I was forced to join.
Mr. Plant Head (or Zetsu as everyone else calls him) was the one who came and forced me to come with him. Petty threats of death were not something that made me decided to come... Rather it was the thought of being eaten alive that made me think.
I read somewhere that people give you useless scraps of tree names....
Your's will be Susie.
I shall decorate you at a later date. You plain brown cover will be beautifully hidden by that picture I managed to sneak of Deidara dressed as a woman.
Then I can use your uselessness as blackmail. [Insert evil laughter here].
After joining this group of idiotic misfits I found that most of the men here were quite... Girly. I must say, little book of paper, that I was quite appauled. Infact the only people here that don't infact look like women are:
- Tobi - Since you can't see his face, though the way he acts makes me question his gender awareness.
- Kisame - Since his ugly mug would be equivlent to a trailer-trash reject
- Zetsu - .... I think?
And lastly...
- Kakuzu - Of course he has several bodies in him so it's possible he's secretly a transsexual.
Other than Pein (with all those piercings...) everyone else is too girly to meet their own needs. I keep wondering when Itachi will burst into my room asking me if I want to "paint my fingernails with him".
...Of course when that happens I'm going to kill him. I'll probably use you, my faithful book of words, as some type of weapon to beat the pansies out of him.
I hear Diedara yelling at me through the door... better hide you away before he sees. Better yet..... I'll use you as a weapon~!
