About my services:I listen to music a lot of the time, so I think I can handle the Lyrics and Music stuff. With Poems I'm not as great but I do know what elements should go into each type and that nothing rhymes with 'purple' except shmurple...... I love horror, and dark stories all around. So let me read! And I have a very dirty mind, so if you send me comedy make sure it's at least funny, or dirty. Both is best. :D
Will not read:I refuse to read anything that is a ballad, aka, a song that tells a story. i.e. 'I ran into the ditch, then my friend came.... and we exploded?'
Um. You exploded in a ditch with your friend.... cool!