KA BOOM! THE WORLD IS BLOWING UP, KISS ME! by Morgan Freeman

halllllo~ tis Momo-Deary

The rare sub-species of giraffe Wild momo-dearys can sometimes be found prancing around the sunlit clearings in magical forests. When you try and approach one, she will get startled, but will then offer you a token of friendship (Usually a poorly created, furry-doodle). They tend to be quite happy most of the time, and not easily taken down, but they do have a tendency to be rather delusional with their heads in the clouds or aloof. They're lots of crazy fun; but what ever you do, don't offer them jello, they hate that shit.
Long story short, just call me Liz~

Journal~ 10/18/10

Let me tell you 'bout Coach's sweet sweet lovveeee~ over the summer! ;D Met some stellar chicks from AROUND THE GLOBE! (boo hoo, i can't touch their toes :'( ) And omg OMG what an awesome trio we make~ It's just crazy awesome adventures every second we combine, we are but the FORCED PRESSURE EXERTING FROM THE EVER LOATHING BOWELS OF GODS THEMSELVES!
GABBY! RUBBY! I grace thee ladies and bestow the honor of BFF badges. To wear, serve, honor and protect the creative fantasms that we usher just by being in presence of one another... I thank thee.

Also, quizilla fandoms are the greatest and should all be narrated by this god. vvvv



Then I shoved her and said fuck you and got on my horse... -by Morgan Freeman

Stories I am currently working on~




(Nick x Reader) Swamp adventure, complete with mexican drug cartel!



(Ellis x Reader) A haunted and spooky story~!!


(Ellis drabbles and one-shots) Holiday-related and just random fun stuff in general~


(Gob x Reader/ possible Jericho x Reader) Book smart trader ventures into the real world of the DC ruins to find more than she bargained for~


(Zak x Reader) The darkness from your history is the fuel that can't keep him away.

A Sticky Situation (working on title!) (Coach x Reader) because Coach wants sum a dat ass :B

Never Left Alone (Ellis x Reader x Nick) Love triangle in a zombie apocalypse because I'm so creative....

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Ring-a-ding-ding, baby


Hey, nice charlies! Give 'em a shake for the ol' Ben-man, will ya? Hellooo~!