Somi: Hey! This will be my name for as long as I am referring to myself. Message me or email me at ServantOfMyImagination@gmail.com if you know why I'm calling myself that (It's fairly easy, trust me.). Oh! And this is my writing partner. This is Haku. Say hello, Haku.
Haku: ...I can't believe that you dragged me onto Lunaescence too. Why couldn't you have just left me on FanFiction.net?
Somi: As I said on FanFiction.net, it's cause you're fun. Now introduce yourself.
Haku: I'm Haku-
Somi: HELLO HAKU!
Haku: *stares, returns to story* I was kidnapped from my home and brought here. I-
Somi: FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!
Haku: *glares, can't take Somi seriously with stupid grin on face, sighs* If someone can dial 9-1-1 for me, I'm a bit tied up at the moment. *is hanging from ceiling by duct tape* (HAH! YOU EXPECTED HIM TO BE TIED UP WITH REAL ROPE! Never underestimate a person with a suspected form of mild ADD.)
Somi: Now, on a more serious note, I must tell you a few things about myself:
1: I update quickly.
2: I approve of so very few pairings. I'm sorry, but I find made up pairings illogical.
3: Sometimes, I screw with even pronounced and official pairings for my own purposes. That's the way I work sometimes.
4: I will do requests (one-shots only please. . I'm sorry, but I can't write an entire series with nothing more than a request, as much as I may want to), but it may take me a little while, especially if I am unfamiliar with the character.
5: I am going to work my way up the hard things, not start with them.
6: I mostly do self insertions or reader inserts. Putting in more than one original character is something rare for me.
7: If you do not like one of my stories, PLEASE review it, message me, or send me an email. Any of them are just as convenient as the other. I will not bash you, rate yours badly, give you a bad review, or any of that junk. I will be respectful and accepting.
Oh, and about my Greek Mythology series, don't read it thinking that it says something about Percy Jackson. I've been interested in Greek Mythology since I was little.
I really dislike when people think that they know about the gods just because they read a little recently made book about it.
Haku: And that is Somi's rant for the day.