hey welcome to dish 2.0 everything is the same except i might be a little gayer


Important Information
4 April 2013: you're walking in a park. it's late at night. you probably shouldn't be walking in this sketchy ass place this time of night, but because i have ultimate power over your actions, what i say fucking goes, and i say you're in the park. you're pretty concerned at the fact that you're convinced someone is narrating your actions, but before you can get too far into an existential crisis, there is a strange sound that creeps across the dark grass surrounding you. you look to your left, then your right, and our of the corner of your eye, you see it walking towards you. well, walking isn't really the correct verb. it's more limping, sort of awkwardly, sort of like that one zombie film you saw that one time when you got bored and gave up trying to get off to shitty porn. it gets closer and closer, and because i said so, you decided to sit there like a fucking moron and see if you could determine what it was before running off. it's then that the strange creature steps into the circle of light beneath a street light, and you see that oh, it's only dish, haggard-looking as ever. she stands in front of you and lifts a hand in greeting, eyes bloodshot and bag-laden from a lack of sleep. "yo," she says, scratching her crotch. "so uh, i know i said i was done, but i've been thinkin, ya know, about comin back, or somethin." you gape at her. is she a fucking lunatic? honestly, how long has it been since she's written anything in second person? does she even remember how? good god, she's been writing gay porn between two alien homoboys for so long, does she even remember how to write straight sex? what's a vagina? "ey now, that's not necess - " jesus fucking christ it's like the only thing she knows how to write anymore is peepees rubbing together, and even then half the time it's so shitty you're baffled she still tries. "oi." but it's no matter. she looks strug as fuck, she's put on a bit of weight, and she could probably use a shower, but she's still dish. you guess you'll take her back.


Authoress Information
Name: most people call me dish, or some variation of that, but you can also call me sam. idk the amount of pickiness i have over what you use to address me is literally zero
Age: 22
Birthday: November 15
Gender: female
Favorite color:purple aww yiss
Favorite Animal: dogs and dolphins and cows


Currently
Reading: Fairy Tail
Watching: Fairy Tail
Writing: Homestuck forever, also Fairy Tail

are you seeing a pattern yet

yeah i'll do something more with this when i'm not so tired i'm halfway stoned... including putting some fics up holy shit what am i doing here i thought i was done baby why can't i quit you