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Member Profile: Rockinmuffin
Name: Rockinmuffin
Alias: Poop-Butt the Great
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 10/11/09
Last Logged In: 12/21/14
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I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back.

It spoke to me in a horrible ancient language that surpassed the need for lips and tongue.

It told me:

WRITE INAPPROPRIATE FANFICTION

And I responded:

'kay

 
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Favorite Stories
 
Bleach

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Femslash, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Yuri, Mildly Explicit, Multiple Partners, OOC, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Suicide, Violence, Yuri
Main Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Fluff, Gay Romance, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Death-Fic, Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 682 words | Complete: No

Summary: One just wasn't enough. You had to have both, didn't you?

Nemu|Reader|Mayuri

[Response to 200 Ficlets by Aurelie]
Published: 04/06/13 | Updated: 04/27/13
 
Portal

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Wheatley
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Science Fiction | Story Types: Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 3582 words | Complete: No

Summary: You defeated her.
You did.

...so why are you back here?

[A run-through of Portal 2 with a reader insert. Spoilers will follow.]

(You/Wheatley)

[The rating may change as the story continues.]
Published: 08/24/11 | Updated: 10/09/11
 
Dragon Ball Series

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Piccolo, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 11043 words | Complete: No

Summary: Drabbles and such of the relationship you have with the Namekian Warrior.




[Piccolo/Reader]
Published: 07/21/11 | Updated: 04/22/12
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Ichigo, Kon, Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 925 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "Face it, you’re never going to be anything more than me! Because unlike you, I actually have a body, and no one is ever gonna love a bodiless manufactured soul! You’re nothing but a third wheel!"

[Ichigo x Reader x Kon]
Published: 05/12/09 | Updated: 05/16/09
 
Halo

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Death, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lemon, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Death-Fic, Drabble, Ficlet, General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 32 chapter(s) / 13001 words | Complete: No

Summary: Because one universe just isn't enough for all that happens to you.

(Red vs Blue)

Various RvB Characters X Reader
Published: 03/19/11 | Updated: 11/24/14
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 17 chapter(s) / 7644 words | Complete: No

Summary: “Do you believe in aliens?”

“I don’t see why not…”

And it was in that simple answer that you officially sealed your DOOM.
Published: 07/01/11 | Updated: 07/10/11
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Kisame, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Friendship, Ninja | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 763 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Kisame was the boy in class that no one cared about or dared to speak to.

But he found comfort in unseeing eyes.
Published: 07/26/10 | Updated: 08/02/10
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Chad, Ichigo, Ishida, Kon, Orihime, Reader, Rukia, Urahara, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1200 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Not because of the superficial things, but because they were all here for you...especially him.

[Reader x Ichigo] and a hint of [Reader x Kon].
Published: 05/11/09 | Updated: 05/11/09
 
Death Note

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language, Suicide, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Ryuk, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Horror, Humor, Psychological, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Continuation, Death-Fic, One Shot, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1693 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Baa, baa black sheep. Have you any soles?
Published: 01/23/10 | Updated: 01/24/10
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mature Content
Main Characters: Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Fluff | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 719 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Why Kenny was after you was a mystery.


[KenpachixReader]
Published: 12/14/09 | Updated: 12/14/09
 
Harry Potter

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Snape, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1845 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You’d had a little crush on Severus Snape for a while when Valentine’s Day came around, so you decided now was the time to make your move! A cute little story of the one time Severus received chocolates! You/Snape
Published: 12/07/09 | Updated: 12/09/09
 
Shingeki no Kyojin

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Emotional Abuse, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Physical Abuse, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Armin Arlert, Bertholdt Hoover, Christa Lenz/Historia Reiss, Eren Jaeger, Erwin Smith, Jean Kirschtein, Marco Bodt, Mikasa Ackermann, Reader, Reiner Braun, Rivaille, Sasha Blause, Ymir
Genres: Action, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Martial Arts, Other, Psychological, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 8637 words | Complete: No

Summary: [College/Eventual Mobster AU] Your initial impression was right. He was absolutely and completely insane.

[Yandere!Eren x Reader] [Slight/Eventual Jean and Rivaille x Reader]
Published: 02/17/14 | Updated: 08/05/14
 
Mass Effect

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Graphic Violence, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 1823 words | Complete: No

Summary: A manual on how to properly command your crew as Commander Shepard of the Normandy.

Or, alternatively, how to be a complete dip-wad and save the galaxy while doing it.

(FemShep!Reader x Everyone)
Published: 04/08/12 | Updated: 01/04/14
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Lambo, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Other, Romance | Story Types: Collection, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 8972 words | Complete: No

Summary: Babysitting has never been so unusual...

Collection of one-shots of both little Lambo and the 10YL and 20YL Lambo

Reader x TYL Lambo, 20 year later Lambo , 5 year old Lambo (friendship)

stories:
Child Lambo - 10
10 YL - 8
20 YL - 3

NEW: Anger's Never Good for Health - 10YL! Lambo
Published: 11/26/08 | Updated: 06/24/09
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Paranormal Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 3300 words | Complete: No

Summary: [Dib Membrane] x [Reader]

You, [First Name] [Last Name], were something special, and Dib? Well, he was just a creep...with an abnormally large head.
Published: 09/17/13 | Updated: 09/26/13
 
Mass Effect

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Garrus Vakarian, Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Reader, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, You
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance, Science Fantasy, Science Fiction, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: CYOA, General, Reader Insert, Roleplay
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 4566 words | Complete: No

Summary: A Mass Effect 2 CYOA following the story of Commander Shepards mission through your eyes as Ex-Commander Jennifer Jones, otherwise known as Jane. Will you fight for the lost?


Currently on Hiatus
Published: 02/16/10 | Updated: 01/31/11
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Itachi, Kisame, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Friendship, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 22840 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Dedicated to Rockinmuffin

Uninhibited slaughter and masculine rampages are not conducive to getting laid.

Kisame X Reader

Choice of optional lemon or non-lemon ending. COMPLETE
Published: 10/17/09 | Updated: 10/18/09
 
Left 4 Dead II

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 600 words | Complete: No

Summary: [In response to MissMarionette's challenge!]

In which Hunters are lovable.

[ .:Reader x Various :. ]
Published: 04/04/10 | Updated: 04/07/10
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Fluff, Mild Yaoi, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Suspense | Story Types: Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 16455 words | Complete: No

Summary: All you wanted was some freakin' ramen... now look where that got you.

Various x Reader

♥ CRACKFIC.
Published: 01/31/08 | Updated: 02/06/10
 
BioShock

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Blood, Guts, & Gore
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Atlas, Big Daddy, Fontaine, Jack
Genres: Alternative History, Comedy, Death, Horror | Story Types: None
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 709 words | Complete: No

Summary: That probably wasn't the word that best described it. [friendship!Reader/Big Daddy][BioShock]
Published: 06/29/13 | Updated: 06/30/13
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Equius Zahhak, Reader, Various
Genres: Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 5915 words | Complete: No

Summary: I heard my destiny calling me, and the song it sang was a hymn to Homestuck.

"You should totally write smut for every troll, in an idyllic alternate universe where everyone coexists fairly peacefully and have nothing better to do but live normal, peaceful lives, and bang a lot," my destiny murmured, gently guiding me to my computer.

"Rad." I whispered.

Reader/EVERYONE ( •̀ ڡ •́ )
(characters/additional warnings will be added as new chapters are!)
Published: 08/01/13 | Updated: 12/10/13
 
Romance, Action / Adventure, Comedy & Humor

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 3496 words | Complete: No

Summary: Sometimes the most curious things can be important.

Who would have thought that an unopened beer bottle would turn out to be a barrel of trouble?

GenieYouDjinn
Published: 09/20/11 | Updated: 02/09/12
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content
Main Characters: Kisame, You
Genres: Lemon | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1030 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The door burst open, sunlight shining through the portal, a rather tall shadowy figure blocking out most of it. Kisames eyes widened. Your eyes blinked in surprise before a laugh erupted from your throat as the new comer yelled.
"Thats my boy!"
You chuckled, a small pink tint taking over your cheeks as you shyly pulled your lover in another kiss, "No, he's my man.
Published: 07/17/09 | Updated: 07/18/09
 
Marvel Comics

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor, Other | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 15 chapter(s) / 3000 words | Complete: No

Summary: This wasn’t the first time your mouth got you in trouble.

But even you had to admit it was a bit unwise to piss off a mob boss. And who know he would overreact and hire a hitman to take you down? It wasn’t like you deserved it or anything…

[.: Reader x Deadpool :.]
Published: 11/21/09 | Updated: 06/20/11
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Deidara, Madara, Reader, Tobi, You
Genres: Hentai, Lemon, Ninja | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 9126 words | Complete: Yes

Summary:
After all is said and done, you’ve come to the conclusion that being a good girl sucks.

Tobi X You X Deidara
Published: 10/19/09 | Updated: 10/23/09
 
Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Death | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 553 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Now you are just another part of the Horde and you will know nothing but hunger, pain, and death.

[.: Reader x Your Choice :.]
Published: 06/17/11 | Updated: 06/17/11
 
Death Note

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence, Yuri
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Gay Romance | Story Types: CYOA
Length: 41 chapter(s) / 50297 words | Complete: No

Summary: Chance...or rather boredom, has allowed you to have Ryuk's second Death Note in your hands...but what will you do with it?

A Death Note Choose Your Own Adventure

ReaderxVarious
Published: 08/13/08 | Updated: 05/29/11
 
Howl's Moving Castle

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2731 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Reader + Calcifer, if you squint.

Prompt: "What's a Valentine?"
For: -u-

[Written for Valentine Fic Trade 2012]
Published: 02/16/12 | Updated: 02/16/12
 
Halo

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Yuri, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Gay Romance, General, Humor, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 30 chapter(s) / 11165 words | Complete: No

Summary: Because it sure as hell isn't what I expected.

(Red vs Blue) Reader X Various

[Response to Is It Love, Really? by Miseria1]
Published: 01/30/11 | Updated: 09/29/14
 
Transformers

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Friendship, General, Mecha, Romance, Science Fantasy | Story Types: Alternative Universe
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5719 words | Complete: No

Summary: What if Optimus Prime wasn't the leader of the Autobots?

What if that leader was a femme bot?

What if that femme...was YOU?

Being the first femme leader known to Cybertron, you have to prove you have what it takes to be a Prime and more to Autobots and Decepticons. No sweat, right?

Wrong.

Almost everyone other than your sparkhood friends underestimate your abilities. Not only are you the first female leader, but you're also shorter than past leaders. To make things even more "interesting" for you, mechs fall for you without you realizing it, including your worst enemy, Megatron.

Really, what's a femme to do?
Published: 03/23/08 | Updated: 05/12/08
 
Death Note

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Spoilers, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, You, Ryuk
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Horror, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Continuation, Death-Fic, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1007 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Liar, Liar, you're on fire.
Published: 11/24/09 | Updated: 11/24/09
 
Yu-Gi-Oh

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joey, Jounouchi
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General | Story Types: General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3700 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You and Joey have kept in touch for years. During one such meeting, he suggest that you all relive a night that occurred during Duelist Kingdom. What will happen to you and will the same night reoccur? Or would it better than before?

Prompt: Camping Trip
For: Shade
[Written for the June 2013 Fic Trade]
Published: 06/14/13 | Updated: 06/14/13
 
Science-Fiction

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Fantasy, Friendship, Mecha, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 2799 words | Complete: No

Summary: There is a distinction between what is human and what is machine, but what would happen if those lines blurred?

Can anything develop between a human and a machine?
Published: 02/17/08 | Updated: 12/09/13
 
Adventure Time

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, OOC, Violence
Main Characters: Marshall Lee, Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Other, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 552 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Death is everlasting,

But he'd make sure your pain was fleeting.

reader x Marshall
Published: 12/26/12 | Updated: 12/29/12
 
Fantasy, School

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Fantasy, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 13265 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "Field Days" are mandatory bimonthly desegregation days, where students are partnered up and forced to spend time with a member of a different species.

Selkies are demons that kill seal pups and take the skin for their own young. They grow up wearing the seal pup skin and swimming in the sea. (Or at least, that's what humans think.)

You are a new student who has never heard of either. But when both are thrust your way, it's all a matter of being well informed. Which, you find out, humans are not.

Reader X OC

Prompt: Youth
For: Chellendora

[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 3]
Published: 08/20/11 | Updated: 09/03/11
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Ichigo, Kon, Reader, Urahara, You
Genres: Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1913 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You just had to make the best of him leaving, didn't you?

[Ichigo x Reader x Kon]
Published: 07/10/09 | Updated: 07/16/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: OOC
Main Characters: Kisame, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 524 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Kisame was a monster... But you loved him anyways. Maybe there was more to being a ninja than being a tool?
Reader/Kisame
Response to Rockinmuffin's challenge :)
Published: 12/13/09 | Updated: 12/14/09
 
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Torture
Main Characters: Johnny "Nny" C., Reader, The Wall Monster
Genres: Angst | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1290 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Death is bricked up behind a wall and wants out. Unfortunately, all possible outcomes lead to your demise.
Published: 06/09/13 | Updated: 06/21/13
 
Bleach

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Komamura Sajin, Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Genres: Fluff, Lemon, Lime, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Lemon, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 17446 words | Complete: No

Summary: You were his mate, now and forever. Komamura X Reader

[A/N: Aaaaannd the recent chapters just screwed over this whole thing. *facepalm*]
Published: 11/17/09 | Updated: 12/13/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Kisame, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 398 words | Complete: No

Summary: You swore that if you kept staring at him, you would end up blind...And most likely by having him gouging out your eyes.



[Kisame/Reader]
Published: 05/10/12 | Updated: 05/17/12
 
Pokemon

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Coarse Language, Death, Graphic Violence, OOC, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Death, Horror, Occult, Paranormal, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Death-Fic, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1604 words | Complete: No

Summary: In an overpopulated planet children are sent out into the world at age ten to survive and grow or fail and perish at the will of Pocket Monsters, more typically known as Pokemon. Some survive and perpetuate the human race while becoming Trainers, Masters, Breeders, or any number of professions. Some, however, die horrific deaths. Even adults can suddenly fall victim to the wild Pokemon, or have their children vanish without a trace.

Now, come and see the various incarnations of Reader as she lives and dies and grieves in the world of Pokemon.
Published: 12/29/13 | Updated: 11/09/14
 
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Main Characters: Greed, Reader
Genres: Action, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1081 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Humanity comes in many forms. Through a series of interactions with a certain homunculus you find that it might, in fact, be overrated.

ReaderXGreed
Published: 02/09/10 | Updated: 02/10/10
 
Kill la Kill

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, Aikuro Mikisugi
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 6486 words | Complete: No

Summary: (Rating subject to change)
You're the new teacher at Honnouji Academy, having yet to discover what actual terrors the school possesses.
But, luckily for you, you meet a rather nice man who helps keep your sanity in check.

...Or maybe he makes it worse?

Mikisugi x Reader
Published: 09/02/14 | Updated: 10/18/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Aizen, Ichimaru, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 16224 words | Complete: No

Summary: Aizen Sosuke has many titles. He is a manipulator, an actor, an overlord, a self proclaimed god, a mastermind, and a father. But now? Now he wants to be a GRANDfather and he's got a good idea on how to become one.

But...there are only so many outside of his family he can pair his children with, and after careful elimination... well, let's just say the espada will be seeing a lot more of their wonderful cook.

[you x espada]
Published: 08/07/09 | Updated: 05/30/10
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Karkat Vantas, Reader, Sollux Captor
Genres: Angst, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 3006 words | Complete: No

Summary: Karkat can't help the way his body reacts to you. You're absolutely tantalizing. He's already laid claim to you, before he's so much as kissed you.

Karkat Vantas/Reader, slight Sollux Captor/Reader
Lots of limes (awkward half lemons? what?) will get to lemons eventually!
Published: 04/13/11 | Updated: 10/20/14
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 5410 words | Complete: No

Summary: You are still normal.

Everyone else is still not.

And, without a doubt, that fact is completely and utterly Zim's fault.
Published: 07/09/11 | Updated: 07/21/11
 
Romance, Action / Adventure

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Alcohol Abuse, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, General, Other, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WWYFF
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 14277 words | Complete: No

Summary: 96.8% of sidekick deaths happen during the first six months of their career.
This statistic had never been a concern of yours until now.

The sprawling city of Regence, Oregon, has been heralded as “the New York City of the West Coast”. Skyscrapers and success aren’t the only things this city boasts, however. Regence is home to quite a few superhumans.

You thought you knew what the future held for you. Then your powers manifested. Now you enter the world of supers as a sidekick. You have absolutely no idea what the future will bring; danger, friendship, rivalry, excitement, even love?
It’s going to be one heck of a ride.

Reader x 5 potential bachelors [a WWYFF].
Ratings may change, this is a WIP.
Published: 09/19/14 | Updated: 12/17/14
 
Silent Hill

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mildly Explicit, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 256 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (In response to miki's challange!)

It seems you've got a secret admirer. Pray tell, whoever could it be?

[.:Pyramid Head x Reader:.]

Published: 09/26/08 | Updated: 09/26/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Alcohol Abuse, Crude Humor, Death, Drug Use, Emotional Abuse, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Gaara, You
Genres: Drama, Humor, Lime, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 43 chapter(s) / 189377 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: For you, a withdrawn honor student, high school is like a war and you're on a losing side with little provisions left and no allies. For Gaara, one of the most feared students in school, high school is his domain and he's the ruler. What happens when the king of the castle asks you to be his consort? Will you crumple under the pressure or live to wage a war of your own? Gaara x You
Published: 09/14/09 | Updated: 07/13/14
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 55 chapter(s) / 24824 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: As far as you were concerned, you were perfectly, blessedly, thankfully normal.

Everyone else was…just not.
Published: 06/03/11 | Updated: 06/30/11
 
Fruits Basket

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Emotional Abuse, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, OOC, Physical Abuse
Main Characters: Momiji, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 8232 words | Complete: No

Summary: It all started with a curse, and somehow it lead him to you.

And for the first time in forever, he felt like maybe this story could have a happy ending.

{Reader x Momiji}
Published: 03/09/14 | Updated: 08/31/14
 
Superjail!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 2568 words | Complete: No

Summary: He's the Warden and you're a criminal.

[.: Reader x Warden :.]
Published: 04/04/10 | Updated: 06/27/11
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Ichigo, Kon, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 535 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Maybe he should have planned this a little better...

[Ichigo x Reader x Kon]
Published: 05/09/09 | Updated: 05/09/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Zetsu
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 454 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because plants, just like animals, can tell when you are sad. ::Reader x Zetsu::
Published: 01/02/10 | Updated: 01/02/10
 
Sgt. Frog

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff
Main Characters: Aki, Dororo, Fuyuki, Giroro, Keroro, Kululu, Natsumi, Reader, Saburo, Tamama
Genres: Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 298 words | Complete: No

Summary: This is a series of drabbles involving you, an intern of Aki Hinata's, who is sucked into the crazy life of humans living with a platoon of eccentric, color-coded frog aliens. Through your adventures with your new companions, you learn one important thing: Love conquers all... even ninjas.

[Reader x Dororo]
Published: 05/22/10 | Updated: 06/13/10
 
Paul

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Agent Haggard, Agent O'Reilly, Agent Zoil, Clive G., Graeme W., Paul, Reader, Ruth B., Tara, The Big Guy, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal, Science Fiction, Thriller | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 2886 words | Complete: No

Summary: You were at your breaking point here.

First you had to surround yourself with nerds at Comic-Con for a newspaper article, where you were hit on countless times, and your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, forcing you to hitch a ride with a couple of nerds and, as fate would have it, an alien named Paul.

Could this day get any worse...?

“Hey Clive, watch this."

Paul, a classic green alien with a large head, took a red pen and drew all over the face of a sleeping, dirty-blond-haired man. The alien included a curled mustache, a pair of horns on the forehead, along with other childish doodles.

He and the man known as Clive laughed.

You could only facepalm.

...Of course it could.
Published: 03/30/11 | Updated: 04/29/11
 
Transformers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Collection, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 936 words | Complete: No

Summary: I am responding to the challenge set forth by CourageAngel! The Transformers DO need more love. So I'll do a bunch of little oneshots/ficlets for them. I'll probably do most characters from most continuities eventually. Hope all you Transfans enjoy!
Reader x Various
Published: 02/13/13 | Updated: 02/16/13
 
Silent Hill

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Blood, Guts, & Gore, Graphic Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Drama, Horror, Paranormal | Story Types: General
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 12232 words | Complete: No

Summary: Your arrival in the town of Silent Hill was a fluke, and it doesn't quite know what to do with you. Hunted through the nightmare realm and stalked by a creature that calls himself Valtiel, you must outsmart the town's dark forces.

But what can you do when the world is literally against you?

You're about to find out.
Published: 04/01/11 | Updated: 11/30/12
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Ichigo, Kon, Reader, Rukia, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4222 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: After so much neglect from Ichigo, you find someone who actually appreciates you. What happens when that one person who listens to you the most isn't exactly what you expected? A little kindness can cause so much trouble.

[Ichigo x Reader x Kon]
Published: 05/09/09 | Updated: 05/09/09
 
Psychological

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Angst, General, Other, Psychological | Story Types: WIP
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 5464 words | Complete: No

Summary: Some things are better left unsaid.
Published: 01/04/10 | Updated: 02/15/10
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Kuwabara, Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert, Vignette
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 226 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Poor, poor Kuwabara.

:Ficlet: (slight Reader-x-Kuwabara)
Published: 07/06/09 | Updated: 07/06/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: None | Story Types: Alternative Universe
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 60 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In response to Rockmuffin's challenge.

[random!ugly!hideous!monster - x - Reader]
Published: 12/24/09 | Updated: 12/24/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, OOC
Main Characters: Kisame, Reader
Genres: Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 3450 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Kisame is dragged into Halloween festivities by one of his teammates.
Rated for later chapters.
Reader/Kisame
Published: 10/29/10 | Updated: 11/09/10
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC
Main Characters: Bianchi, Gokudera Hayato, I-Pin, Lambo, Miura Haru, Reader, Reborn, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Spanner, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 101 chapter(s) / 10972 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You just wanted to be with Lambo. It was as simple and complicated as that.

Lambo X Older Reader, mild Reader X Spanner

(Response to "101 Drabbles" by Ninja-Chan) [COMPLETE]
Published: 10/19/10 | Updated: 11/24/10
 
Death Note

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Mature Content, Mildly Explicit, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Ryuk, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Horror, Occult, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Continuation, Death-Fic, One Shot, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1100 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

I’m gonna kill some worms.
Published: 11/06/09 | Updated: 11/06/09
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Ichigo, Kon, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 500 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Somehow, you thought this could have been avoided if only he had.

[Ichigo x Reader x Kon]
Published: 05/09/09 | Updated: 05/09/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Drug References, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Lambo, Original Character(s), Other, Reader
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 6754 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because at the time, you did.
Published: 12/03/10 | Updated: 12/03/10


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