Member Profile: NOffenseBut
Name: NOffenseBut
Alias: Panda
Status: Banned
Join Date: 02/09/10
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Favorite Stories
Sherlock (BBC)

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Sherlock Holmes, Various, You
Genres: Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Psychological, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert, Vignette
Length: 55 chapter(s) / 151603 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Oh, sure. They laughed when you told them he could beat you at chess with only three pieces on his side of the board. They even laughed when you said that he fed your old pet hamster to a python "as an experiment." But when you told them that you were his fiancée, THEN you lost your credibility.

[Reader x Sherlock Holmes]
Published: 08/01/12 | Updated: 01/04/15
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language
Main Characters: Colonello, Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 8766 words | Complete: No

Summary: Friends; you had no use for them. The only thing necessary was your superior mind. Or so you thought...

Colonello - x - Reader

[Super Slow Update Alert]
Published: 01/28/09 | Updated: 12/27/09
Bleach, Death Note, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Vocaloid, Durarara!!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Drug Use, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Shoujo-ai, Strong Language
Main Characters: Basil, Belphegor, Byakuya, Celty Sturluson, Chad, Colonello, Dino Cavallone, Erika Karisawa, Fon, Fran, Fuuta, Gokudera Hayato, Grimmjow, Hanataro, Hatsune Miku, Hibari Kyoya, Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Irie Shouichi, Izaya Orihara, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin, Kaito, Kamui Gakupo, Kira, Kon, Kozato Enma, Kururi Orihara, L, Light, Mairu Orihara, Mammon, Masaomi Kida, Matt, Megurine Luka, Meiko, Mello, Mikado Ryuugamine, Near, Orihime, Other, Reader, Reborn, Renji, Rokudo Mukuro, Rukia, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Shamal, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Spanner, Superbi Squalo, Ulquiorra, Urahara, Uryuu Ishida, Various, Walker Yumasaki, Xanxus, Yamamoto Takeshi, You, Yumichika
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Continuation, Crossover, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2953 words | Complete: No

Summary: Even if they were handsome, rich and influential, it didn't matter. The only ones who mattered were the Shota.

You x Various

"Ah~ sensei~" redone!
Published: 07/12/11 | Updated: 02/04/12
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 27 chapter(s) / 12194 words | Complete: No

Summary: Haru's scream brought it to everyone's attention, but you saw it first.

Your love and Tsuna's love, intertwined amongst the sheets.

Shattered, dismal, something draws your broken hearts together.

And it's something that you'll regret for the rest of your life.

YouTsuna (Requested by Murphy)
Published: 11/02/10 | Updated: 06/15/13
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, I-Pin
Genres: Action, Angst, Romance, Time Travel | Story Types: Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 28 chapter(s) / 40680 words | Complete: No

Summary: Patience has finally give you what you wanted- a job! In the ever-familiar Namimori, you find yourself as an English teacher, teaching those who wish to learn. As your time in this small town elongates, you find yourself slowly growing attached.
Some say, if you grow any more attached, your love for Namimori may rival the Demon of Namimori himself.

Published: 06/12/10 | Updated: 05/25/11
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Lime, Other, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 7913 words | Complete: No

Summary: What the hell kind of title was that for a book supposed to be a gift? Then again, it was from Reborn; you couldn't really expect anything nice. How was it his business what went on in your bedroom anyway?! [Hibari Kyoya x Reader]

Response to the "How to seduce your man in ten steps!" challenge by Choco-Monster-Disease
Published: 04/14/12 | Updated: 08/04/12
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Erotica, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Bianchi, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, I-Pin, Lambo, Miura Haru, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Reborn, Sasagawa Kyoko, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 24885 words | Complete: No

Summary: Love was found in the most unlikely of places: Starbucks.

TYL!Tsuna - x - Reader - x - TYL!Gokudera (one-sided)

Published: 12/08/08 | Updated: 05/29/11

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