Member Profile: Apathetic Squirrel
Name: Apathetic Squirrel
Alias: A.S
Status: Author
Join Date: 10/25/10
Last Logged In: 05/20/16
Skin: Shinigami_HPB

Welcome my does and darlings!

I'm very active on my Ghost of the Vanguard account, under the same name :D

So yeah, hi there Luna Reader. I've been gone for a while since life stuff, y'know? But I do really love my fanfics and I love my readers too. I feel pretty bad leaving for so long but I'm pumped to be back and writing again. Feel free to email me or send an ask to my tumblr, I will be happy to reply to any questions or conversations. :)

Current Projects

Title: Hello Nurse!
Series: Durarara!!
Pairing: Onesided!ShizuoxOlder!Reader
Completion: 15%

Title: Complicated and Dirty
Series: Katekyo Hitmen Reborn!
Pairing(s): GokuderaxReaderxHibari
Completion: 4%

Title: Heavy in Your Arms
Series: Katekyo Hitmen Reborn!
Pairing(s): SqualoxReaderxXanxus
Completion: 1%

Favorite Stories
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Other, Reader, Rokudo Mukuro, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Fairy-tale, Fantasy, Other, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Fairy-tale, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 391 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Rukudo Mukuro wasn't your true love.
It was someone else.
Not him.
You didn't love him.
He wasn't your true love.

(Rukudo Mukuro x Reader x Hibari Kyoya)
Published: 09/07/11 | Updated: 09/07/11

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Shizuo Heiwajima
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1815 words | Complete: No

Summary: Guess he really does like maids after all.

[Shizuo x Reader]
Published: 08/14/11 | Updated: 09/05/11
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Reader, You
Genres: Drama, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 9172 words | Complete: No

Summary: When you began your freshman year at Namimori High, you were grudgingly expecting to face the inevitable problems that came along with a high school setting. What you weren't expecting was that you would capture the undivided attention of a certain carnivore.


Published: 06/07/11 | Updated: 07/14/11
Resident Evil

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Drug References, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Horror, Lemon, Mystery, Other, Psychological, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 6955 words | Complete: No

Summary: “Soon,” he says, his velvety voice echoing inside of your skull like a bell—you find your heart skipping a beat, mind flashing briefly to a time once before…sometime in the past, you figured. Memories were hard to place these days…but no. He wasn’t the same person anymore.
[Chris Redfield x Reader x Albert Wesker][takes place between the events of Lost in Nightmares and Resident Evil 5]
Published: 01/21/11 | Updated: 02/18/12
"Daddy" by Rei (4 Reviews)
Poetry & Song, Free Verse, BioShock

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death
Main Characters: Big Daddy
Genres: Angst, Other | Story Types: Poetry
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 513 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Bioshock 2
Little Sister to her Big Daddy
Published: 09/16/11 | Updated: 09/16/11

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, None, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Izaya Orihara, Reader, Shizuo Heiwajima, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Other, Paranormal, Psychological, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: General, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 3694 words | Complete: No

Summary: "Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say."

Implied Shizou x Reader x Izaya

Not really a love-triangle. Not really a love-anything.
Published: 04/30/11 | Updated: 06/25/11
Marvel Comics

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor, Other | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 15 chapter(s) / 3000 words | Complete: No

Summary: This wasn’t the first time your mouth got you in trouble.

But even you had to admit it was a bit unwise to piss off a mob boss. And who know he would overreact and hire a hitman to take you down? It wasn’t like you deserved it or anything…

[.: Reader x Deadpool :.]
Published: 11/21/09 | Updated: 06/20/11

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: You
Genres: Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 17300 words | Complete: No

Summary: Silence is golden. Apparently, it speaks a thousand words. N doesn’t know the power of what his shut lips can bring. After being bored to frustration from one of N’s speeches, you decide to experiment on the best ways to shut N up. Reader x N
Published: 03/20/11 | Updated: 12/29/12
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Bianchi, Daemon Spade, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Lambo, Reborn, Rokudo Mukuro, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Shamal, Spanner, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 7132 words | Complete: No

Summary: Seriously. What the Hell? [You/Various][Vote]
Published: 06/21/11 | Updated: 12/18/12
Marvel Comics, Thor, The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: None | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1398 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Prompt: “Whoever says too much of a good thing is not enough, speaks the truth. Whoever says too much of a good thing must be bad, tells a lie.”

Pairing: LokixReader

For: ApatheticSquirrel

[Written for the "Dog Days of Summer" Fic Trade, August 2012]
Published: 09/01/12 | Updated: 09/01/12
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 55 chapter(s) / 24824 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: As far as you were concerned, you were perfectly, blessedly, thankfully normal.

Everyone else was…just not.
Published: 06/03/11 | Updated: 06/30/11

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 345 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Once there was a girl who fell in love with the moon, and a boy who came to love the sun.
Published: 09/01/12 | Updated: 09/01/12
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations
Main Characters: Alaude, Aoba, Koyo, Aria, Asari, Ugetsu, Basil, Belphegor, Bianchi, Byakuran, Chikusa, Kakimoto, Colonello, Daemon, Spade, Dino, Cavallone, Dokuro, Chrome, Fon, Fran, Fuuta, G., Gamma, Giotto, Gokudera, Hayato, Hibari, Kyoya, I-Pin, Irie, Shouichi, Julie, Katou, Kawahira, Ken, Joushima, Knuckle, Kozato, Enma, Lal, Mirch, Lambo, Lampo, Levi, A, Than, Luce, Lussuria, Mammon, Miura, Haru, Mizuno, Kaoru, Naito, Longchamp, Ooyama, Rauji, Original, Character(s), Other, Rasiel, Reader, Reborn, Rokudo, Mukuro, Sasagawa, Kyoko, Sasagawa, Ryohei, Sawada, Tsunayoshi, Shamal, Shitt, P., Skull, Spanner, Superbi, Squalo, Suzuki, Adelheid, Talbot, Timoteo, Uni, Various, Verde, Xanxus, Yamamoto, Takeshi, You
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 77 chapter(s) / 67481 words | Complete: No

Summary: The bond between a mother and her child should be sacred. Why did Gokudera expect you to take up that responsibilty, even when the child wasn't your own?

Or maybe, you would discover, that the child had more in common with you than you had ever thought to be possible.
Published: 10/20/10 | Updated: 04/18/11
Harry Potter

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Snape, You
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 14046 words | Complete: No

Summary: Poor, young, Severus Snape didn’t know what hit him when he was snuck a love potion by a classmate.

Good thing he’s got people like you looking out for him.


Now a multi-chaptered story due to requests for more!!
Published: 12/30/09 | Updated: 07/23/11
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Yuri, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Basil, Bianchi, Byakuran, Dino Cavallone, Dokuro Chrome, Fuuta, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, I-Pin, Joshima Ken, Kakimoto Chikusa, Ken Joushima, Lal Mirch, Lambo, Mammon, Miura Haru, Original Character(s), Reader, Reborn, Rokudo Mukuro, Sasagawa Kyoko, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Skull, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Fairy-tale, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Mystery, Mythology, Paranormal, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Fairy-tale, Mythology, Reader Insert
Length: 65 chapter(s) / 178381 words | Complete: No

Summary: Your life just turned into a bad horror flick.

Pairing: [MukuroxReader]
Published: 02/02/10 | Updated: 10/29/10

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Erika Karisawa, Izaya Orihara, Kyohei Kadota, Masaomi Kida, Mika Harima, Mikado Ryuugamine, Namie Yagiri, Reader, Saki Mikajima, Seiji Yagiri, Shiki, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Simon Brezhnev, Walker Yumasaki, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Gothic, Horror, Mystery, Post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Novel, Novella, Reader Insert, Roleplay
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 9932 words | Complete: No

Summary: Halloween-- a night of tricks, treats-- and terror. Ikebukuro has never been known for its safety—rather kidnappings, headless riders, and the like. But things have gone down to a new low. An experiment at a top-secret Yagiri research facility has gone awry, unleashing the bloody vengeance of the undead on the unsuspecting citizens of Ikebukuro. You must team up with a wily informant, an angry berserker, and the golden trio to take down Yagiri Pharmaceuticals for good and stop the viral outbreak before the zombie hordes overrun the world!
Izaya Orihara x Reader x Shizuo Heiwajima

Moved the rating to 'Adult' just to be safe. Can also be found at
Published: 07/10/11 | Updated: 08/02/11

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