Member Profile: ObsessedFangirl
Name: ObsessedFangirl
Alias: Obsessed
Status: Author
Join Date: 11/12/10
Last Logged In: 05/29/16
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~Witty Quotes~ (Or at least, thought witty by me...

\"Never interrupt your enemy when he\'s making a mistake.\"- Napoleon Bonaparte

\"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.\"- Mark Twain

You laugh because I\'m different, I laugh because you\'re all the same.

We\'re only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.

If you\'re going to get into trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard.

After a game, the king and the pawn go in the same box.

If all is not lost, where is it?

Sarcasm- the chosen weapon.

If you\'re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience..

Where there\'s a will, I want to be in it.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

Procrastinators unite tomorrow, bad spellers untie today.

IRS: We\'ve got what it takes to take what you\'ve got.

Even crime wouldn\'t pay if the government ran it.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there\'s shipping and handling, too.

Just remember... if the world didn\'t suck, we\'d all fall off.

There is definitely no \'a\' in definite.

Two wrongs don\'t make a right, but three lefts do.

When life hands you lemons, throw them at people.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don\'t have film.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you\'ll be a mile away and you\'ll have their shoes.

There\'s always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it\'s not a train...

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a collage education.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

Humor is a drug which it\'s the fashion to abuse.

If you hit a pony over the nose at the outset of your acquaintance, he may not love you, but he will take a deep interest in your movements ever after wards.

Youth has been a habit of mine for so long, I can\'t seem to get rid of it.

He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don\'t let that fool you. Deep inside, he really is an idiot.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don\'t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it \"In\".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write \"For Smuggling Drugs\".
7. Finish All Your sentences with \"In Accordance With The Prophecy\".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is \"To Go\".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don\'t Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can\'t Attend Their Party Because You\'re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream \"I Won! I Won!\"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling \"Run For Your Lives! They\'re Loose!\"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, \"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.\"

Favorite Stories
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Suicide
Main Characters: Draco Malfoy, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, General, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Collection, Death-Fic, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 23 chapter(s) / 5197 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Dying and coming back as a Hogwarts ghost wasn’t exactly what you had in mind for the afterlife. Falling in love with a certain blonde jerk also wasn’t part of the plan.

Ghost Reader x Draco Malfoy

Response to “22 Handsome and the Ghost Drabbles” by Knight Z
Published: 10/09/12 | Updated: 10/18/12
Dragon Ball Series

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Piccolo, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 11043 words | Complete: No

Summary: Drabbles and such of the relationship you have with the Namekian Warrior.

Published: 07/21/11 | Updated: 04/22/12

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Grimmjow
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2688 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He says he doesn't care about you, but then...why is he here?

(Reader x Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez)

Prompt: "I don't trust myself with loving you." (John Mayer)
For: cigspiring

[Summer Fic Trade 2011]
Published: 07/20/11 | Updated: 07/20/11

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Mild Adult Situations, OOC, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Bakura, Duke, Joey, Mai, Reader, Téa, Tristan, Various, Yami, Yugi
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 8865 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: ...they corrupted many good people. These are their stories.

(Reader x Various)
Published: 06/14/10 | Updated: 01/13/11
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 3461 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Fire burn, and cauldren bubble.

Too bad all you really got was toil and trouble...and burning...

(Reader x Various)

[For my wonderful husbando, Laura]
Published: 04/20/11 | Updated: 05/01/11
Fruits Basket

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Haru, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 511 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You’d always liked Haru’s hair, even when you were kids.

Dedicated to Britannia, as her words inspired it.
Published: 10/30/09 | Updated: 10/30/09
Harry Potter, Final Fantasy 7, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Crisis Core, Supernatural, Miscellaneous Novels, Axis Powers Hetalia, Gundam 00, Glee

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Yaoi, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Allelujah Haptism, Alphonse, Castiel, Greed, Haru, James Potter, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Kurama, Kurt Hummel, Kuwabara, Kyo, Kyoya, L, Light, Misa, Neil Dylandy, North Italy, Reader, Reno, Roy Mustang, Rude, Russia, Setsuna F. Seiei, Shigure, Tamaki, Tieria Erde, Tseng, Vincent, Zack
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 33 chapter(s) / 3987 words | Complete: No

Summary: But when is a kiss ever 'just' a kiss?
A ficlet/drabble book for Moonchild10's '50 Kisses Challenge'
Published: 06/05/10 | Updated: 01/24/11

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Yami
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Tragedy | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 838 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's true what they say, that love knows no bounds.

(You x Yami/Atem)
Published: 06/14/10 | Updated: 06/14/10

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Asch, Cloud, Original Character(s), Reader, Riku, Sanzo, Sora, Trunks, Various, Yu Kanda
Genres: Comedy, Death, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 4828 words | Complete: No

Summary: So many ways to count the numbers up, or have a count down.
But how many times can your heart beat for him?
And how long until it reaches zero?

Reader X Various

(Challenge 1-10 count em Miss Chocobo challenge)

One Shot (Yu Kanda)
Two Paths (Sora & Riku)
Three Reminders (Kanda Sequel)
Four Seconds (Trunks Brief)
Five Minutes (Sanzo)
Six Fonons (Asch Luke Fon Fabre)
Seven Minute Limit(Cloud Strife)

Eight and Counting (Coco)
Published: 04/27/09 | Updated: 12/09/13

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Alucard, You
Genres: Humor | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 653 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In which you attempt to use Alucard's powers against him.
Published: 04/10/10 | Updated: 04/10/10

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, You, Seto Kaiba
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Holiday, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 12328 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [For SilvernFalcon's Valentine's Day Challenge] Some think you're delusional. And they certainly have a right to believe that; since when did he ever show you the slightest bit of concern? But...they do not know him like you do, so they cannot read through his actions like you do. After all, the little things count, especially with the upcoming Valentine's Day...YouxSeto
Published: 03/01/06 | Updated: 03/01/06

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Goku
Genres: Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 229 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Your vegetables. Eat them.

[No pairing, bawww]
Published: 10/29/09 | Updated: 10/31/09
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, OOC, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: Drabble, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 22 chapter(s) / 4697 words | Complete: No

Summary: Follow the rules.

Or you're screwed.

Inspired by 586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
Published: 06/08/09 | Updated: 05/20/13

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP
Main Characters: Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Reader, Sanzo, You
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor | Story Types: General, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 740 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The Curse--the monthly infliction that all women are familiar with.

Men rather cower in a corner than deal with it...

The Sanzo Party has no such option...and they have fallen prey to the Wrath of the Curse.

Published: 03/17/09 | Updated: 03/17/09

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