Member Profile: timeless
Name: timeless
Status: Member
Join Date: 02/14/11
Last Logged In: 01/26/15
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Favorite Stories

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Strong Language
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame, Original Character(s), Orochimaru, Sasori, Sasuke, Tobi, Zetsu
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Parody
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 3587 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Even S-Ranked ninjas need to go shopping for vital things. However it doesn't seem like the boys can behave themselves no matter where they go. [Rated for Language]
Published: 03/19/10 | Updated: 03/19/10

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Humor, Ninja | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Other, Parody
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 16658 words | Complete: No

Summary: Tobi looks at Kisame and asks Kisame to butter his muffin. Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Naruto related except a Collector's magazine, a poster, and a bear that I affectionately call Mr. Itachi. I do own one seriously short circuited brain...
Published: 03/13/08 | Updated: 03/17/10

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Gaara, Kakashi, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Tenten
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 7349 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (~Halloween Zombie Challenge~)

A night spent inside an old house in the forest. A mismatched group of friends and companions. Together you must venture deep within on what you had thought to be a simple evening of exploration.

Through out this night you shall be met with surprises, close encounters, tricks and treats of a strange sort, and a devious set of traps.

Think you can survive? Give it a try, only time will tell. And one word of advice, ‘Beware the bookshelf’. ::Reader x ???::
Published: 10/30/05 | Updated: 10/30/05

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mild Yaoi, Shonen-ai, Slash, Spoilers
Main Characters: Agatsuma Soubi, Aoyagi Ritsuka
Genres: Gay Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3011 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Soubi's devotion to his Sacrifice is absolute. Ritsuka decides it's time to show some in return.
Published: 03/11/08 | Updated: 03/25/08
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, L
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 326 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little breakfast banter with relatively useless trivia facts. ::Reader x L:: [Slight Crack]
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Choji Akimichi, Gaara, Hinata, Ino, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kankurou, Kiba, Konohamaru, Lee, Master Sarutobi, Naruto, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, Temari
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Humor, Ninja, Religious | Story Types: One Shot, Parody
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5283 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When God gets bored, he comes to Earth. When Naruto gets bored, he causes trouble.

Don't you find it ironic how they both get bored on the same day?

Trouble is what ensues when the blonde ninja meets up with the almighty being. Poor God, this isn't exactly the kind of excitement he was looking for.

::Warning~ Not for highly fanatic religious people who can't take a joke::
Published: 02/17/06 | Updated: 02/17/06

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: 3rd Hokage, Kakashi, Orochimaru, Reader, Zaku
Genres: None | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 477 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes, it's better to leave things unsaid... or weird people out when you say it! (Reader x Kakashi)
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
Vampire Knight, Fairy Tail

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue
Main Characters: Aidou, Akatsuki Kain, Erza, Fairy Tail Guild, Gray, Kana, Loki, Lucy, Natsu, Reader, Takuma Ichijou
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 12556 words | Complete: No

Summary: The language of love has many different intonations. [reader|various]
+e1 - Aido
+n2 - Gray
+i1 - Natsu (for CT!)
Published: 02/13/11 | Updated: 04/13/11
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Psychological, Religious, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 100 chapter(s) / 18212 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [In response to One Last Wish's challenge!]

Matt was insignificant. But not to you. He was so much more than that. Here were 100 reasons why.

[You x Matt]
Published: 12/09/08 | Updated: 04/04/09

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