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Name: WickedLuvly
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Join Date: 02/28/12
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I\'m SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I\'m EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I\'m NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I\'m BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I\'m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I\'m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I\'m ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I\'m JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I\'m GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.
I\'m LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I\'m ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I\'m RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I\'m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don\'t have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I\'m REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I\'m DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I\'m LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I\'m SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I\'m a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I\'m IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I\'m INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I\'m NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I\'m a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.
I\'m a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I\'m RICH so I MUST be a conceded snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I\'m a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I’m half)
I\'m CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I\'m NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I\'m a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I\'m POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.
I\'m ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I\'m EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I\'m PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A\'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I\'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I\'m a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I\'m COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I\'m RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that\'s how Russians roll.
I\'m GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I\'m ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I\'m BRAZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I\'m PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I\'m SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I\'m HAWIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I\'m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I\'m STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I\'m a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I\'m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I\'m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I\'m a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I\'m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I\'m ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I\'m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I\'m MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I\'m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I\'m in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I\'m BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I\'m MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I\'m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I\'m black.
I\'m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I\'m SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
 
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Favorite Stories
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Gaara, Kankurou, Naruto, Original Character(s), Reader, Temari, Various
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 6947 words | Complete: No

Summary: He was a Demon, cruel and uncaring. She was a flower, sweet and gentle. How do their paths cross time and time again?

ReaderxGaara
Published: 06/11/11 | Updated: 08/29/11
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Gaara, Kankurou, Original Character(s), Reader, Temari
Genres: Action, Fluff, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 17556 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: ONE-SHOT Fantasy is akin to the song of a siren. Temptation seeps from the honeyed words and musical world that creates the sweet escape of fiction. Truth has little to do with such flights of fancy, and yet we cling to the mellifluous promise of its refuge. But perhaps, on occasion, it is not all imaginary… Gaara -X- Reader
Published: 07/15/06 | Updated: 09/21/07
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Graphic Violence, Rape
Main Characters: Gaara, Naruto, Reader, Sakura, Sasuke
Genres: Comedy, Dark Fantasy | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 9728 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sequel to Unlucky. As you travel to Konoha, you wonder why you are going. Why had Gaara sent you to visit? But to your surprise you find that it might not be so bad. So why do you have a bad feeling about this? Why do you always have such bad karma?

Naruto X You X Gaara

Gaara X Naruto

Complete!
Published: 04/23/07 | Updated: 09/15/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Graphic Violence
Main Characters: Gaara, Kankurou, Reader, Temari
Genres: Action, Adventure, Dark Fantasy, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 15134 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You didn't know how it happened or why it happened. One minute you're sleeping and the next you're trying to help your favorite ninja get back home. And it's not his fault he's stuck with you. Someone must really hate him. Or maybe Gaara's just unlucky.

You X Gaara

Complete!
Published: 01/26/07 | Updated: 02/20/07


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