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Member Profile: Dishrag
Name: Dishrag
Alias: Sam
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 12/10/07
Last Logged In: 09/02/14
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
 
 
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Links: blog
hey welcome to dish 2.0 everything is the same except i might be a little gayer

love yourself. watch oofuri


Important Information/Updates
21 Aug: Posted a new Oofuri story. This one is chaptered, but I already have a lot of it written out so updates will be pretty frequent. Yeehaw

4 Aug: THANK YOU FOR THE AUGUST AWARD!!!! It was on a super-old fic but I super appreciate it ahahhahaha also, Kali is stoking my gay sports anime love so, lots of Haikyuu!! and Oofuri to come, hua


About Me
Name:
Most people call me Dish, or some variation of that, but you can also call me Sam.
Age: 23
Birthday: November 15
Gender: demigirl => female or neutral pronouns are ok. I sort of prefer neutral pronouns tbh but I'm not too picky
Favorite color: purple
Favorite animal: dogs and dolphins and cows
Favorite ship: Abemiha..............
If you really want to get to know me, click here and follow me on tumblr. NSFW warning!!!!!

Currently
Reading: Haikyuu!!, Oofuri
Watching: every single gay sports anime I can get my grubby little hands on, mostly rewatching Oofuri over and over again
Playing: Skyrim
Writing: Haikyuu!!, mostly Oofuri


Fic Progress
Bird Machine
-- Chapter 1 - the tiniest bird you can imagine: Posted
-- Chapter 2 - bird school, which is for birds: Posted
-- Chapter 3 - Contest: who is best at me? I win: Editing

Apocrypha (Skyrim) (YouMiraak)
-- Chapter 1 - Daal: Posted
-- Chapter 2 - White Beginnings: On Hold

[BANGING TITLE HERE] (Haikyuu!!) (YouSugawara)
-- one shot(?) - writing 17%

[ANOTHER RIVETING TITLE] (Oofuri) (YouHanai)
-- one shot - writing 15%
 
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Favorite Stories
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Karkat Vantas, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Cyberpunk, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mythology, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Science Fantasy, Supernatural, Time Travel | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, Letter, Mythology, PWP, Reader Insert, Vignette, WIP
Length: 25 chapter(s) / 13262 words | Complete: No

Summary: This love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.

Karkat Vantas x Reader
Published: 02/28/12 | Updated: 02/19/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Basil, Reader, Various
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 1428 words | Complete: No

Summary: Polite, gentle, sweet; Basil was the best you could ask for. And it didn't matter how he spoke, all that mattered was how he treated you.

[Basil/You]
Published: 11/28/08 | Updated: 09/05/09
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 31 chapter(s) / 11293 words | Complete: No

Summary: A male firefly flashes his light in order to guide the female to him.

Reid/Reader

dedicated to karenawilliams
(I realized this isn't an anime or a game but I responded to moonlit's challenge.. Hope she doesn't mind.)
Published: 02/20/10 | Updated: 03/07/10
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Colonello
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 519 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A birthday surprise from Colonello? Happy birthday indeed ^_^

Reader x Adult!Colonello
Published: 11/14/08 | Updated: 11/20/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Hibari Kyoya
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime | Story Types: Drabble, Parody, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 575 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You should have known it wasn't a fake Hibari, the second his lackeys threw you inside.

Hibari-x-Reader - Halloween Special
Dedicated to Dishrag1313 and Megumi~
Published: 10/29/08 | Updated: 10/29/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Femslash, Fetish and Paraphilia, Mature Content, OOC, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Shoujo-ai, Silliness, Strong Language, Yuri
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 51506 words | Complete: No

Summary: "There is need of variety in sex, but not in love."

Reader x Various

"Here✓There✓Everywhere✓ Smut Challenge ツ" by LazyHotChocolate
Published: 11/19/12 | Updated: 04/23/13
 
Ookiku Furikabutte

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Ren Mihashi
Genres: Fluff, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4223 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Thinking back on it, it had probably been a bad idea to just barge right into Mihashi’s room.

Reader x Mihashi
[for Dishrag]
Published: 08/04/14 | Updated: 08/04/14
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Botan, Hiei, Koenma, Kurama, Kuwabara, Original Character(s), Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 31 chapter(s) / 66044 words | Complete: No

Summary: Who would have imagined that a single human girl could have designed all of the technology in Spirit World? Yes, indeed, you are a smart young woman. However, not everyone is so happy for you, and when everything else is stripped away can you find strength outside of your computer?

Kurama/Reader/Hiei
Published: 08/01/08 | Updated: 08/07/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Basil, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 285 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [ReaderxBasil]

“A rose for a Rose.”
Published: 11/21/08 | Updated: 11/21/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Parody, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 36 chapter(s) / 5096 words | Complete: No

Summary: That happens... when your bird is a male.

Hibari-x-Reader-x-Hibird - d.r.a.b.b.l.e

Dedicated to Resurii, Dishrag1313 and Mao.
Published: 10/31/08 | Updated: 11/19/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 25 chapter(s) / 6390 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [ReaderxVarious]

Raw emotion is felt by even those with the clearest heads.

(Not as serious as it sounds. Seriously.)
Published: 12/07/08 | Updated: 04/02/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mature Content, OOC, PWP
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Lime | Story Types: Drabble, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 451 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: After Hibari gave you his jacket, his fangirls just tried to take it from you. On and on, their fight tore the tissue and... left you deal with the punishment.

A torn uniform in the Comittee's office.

Sequel to "Jacket" - Hibari-x-Reader

Dedicated to Kootori and Dishrag1313
Published: 10/28/08 | Updated: 10/28/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Fluff, Graphic Violence
Main Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lime, Occult, Other, Paranormal | Story Types: Collection, General, Reader Insert
Length: 95 chapter(s) / 49384 words | Complete: No

Summary: Nothing is so common-place as the wish to be remarkable. –William Shakespeare

[GokuderaxReader]

[Response to "365 Days a year Challenge" by DesertRose]
Published: 04/18/11 | Updated: 11/22/11
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Spanner
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2106 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It wasn't much of a surprise unless he made absolutely certain you didn't hear about it...

Reader x Spanner
[birthday fic for Dishrag1313!]
Published: 11/15/10 | Updated: 11/15/10
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 292 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Mornings weren't your thing he learned.

Surprise x Reader
Published: 11/14/08 | Updated: 11/28/08
 
Fire Emblem

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Fluff, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 4764 words | Complete: No

Summary: “W-why in the blazes would they pair us together?”

“Because the Avatar has a cruel sense of humor.”

[Reader x Lon’qu]
Published: 05/29/13 | Updated: 12/26/13
 
Ookiku Furikabutte

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Takaya Abe, Yuuichirou Tajima
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 575 words | Complete: No

Summary: "And if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones."

Tajima x Reader x Abe
[for Dishrag]
Published: 08/04/14 | Updated: 08/04/14


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