Summary: “Going to introduce me to your broad, lieutenant?” Roy pestered with a sneer, closing the distance between him and the other two and eyeing the woman up and down provocatively.

“This broad, Earle, is your new partner.”

"Excuse me?"

{ Reader | Roy Earle }

Summary: OFFICIALLY CHANGED: Excerpt to Actual Chapter One. Thanks All!
...The clock is ticking...

L is closer than ever to finally proving that Light and Kira are one and the same. Realizing he has no choice but to stall for time, Light desperately searches for a time-bomb to throw in L's way... only to come across you, the newest addition to the Tokyo Forensics Institute, an intern whose a little too smart for her own good, assigned to help the task force. All you ever wanted was to up your resume and finally outdo that bigheaded brat you call a cousin, but Light's not about to let you get away that easily....


Light x Reader x L

Summary: It was only a matter of months before he would go off to fight. You would probably never see him again. Therefore, you could find no good reason for what you were doing.

[Reader x Cato]

Summary: [Lemon sequel to '69'] 69 times 2. You weren't going to lose the competition THIS time.
But Shuuhei was going to make damn sure he wouldn't go down without a fight. You x Shuuhei

Summary: Christmas was coming, and Shaun was being so quiet, something that rarely happened in your group. Seems like you were going to find out why the historian's so unhappy. A belated Christmas oneshot.

(Shaun x Reader)

Dedicated to DestinedXDreams

Summary: You defeated her.
You did.

...so why are you back here?

[A run-through of Portal 2 with a reader insert. Spoilers will follow.]

(You/Wheatley)

[The rating may change as the story continues.]

Summary: {Rude x Reader}
One-shot.
His beautiful hair... It was gone.

Summary: Drabbles and such of the relationship you have with the Namekian Warrior.




[Piccolo/Reader]

Summary: A wealthy businesswoman, you have it good until the local mob decides you're becoming a nuisance. Then you're rescued by this crazy jerk with a sword and....well, let's just say it's not love at first sight.

Reader X Mugen

Summary: A guide compiled for writers' use of less-than-common English. Will hopefully not only help with writing, but also with clearing murky waters about Shakespearean speech (just a little).

Summary: Some things make sense, other's just don't. Either way, someone has to take on the dirty jobs.

Reader/Various

16.) 20YL!Lambo/Reader/Reborn
17.) Mukuro/Reader - SMUT
18.) Yamamoto/Reader/Hibari - SMUT
19.) Tsuna/Reader/Basil
20.) Lal/Reader/Reborn - Now Up!!

Response to Kotone's "MOAR PAIRINGS!" challenge.

Summary: As a soldier, he often found himself trying to stay alive in the midst of battle.

In your presence, he was a whole different man.

Summary: As a secretary of the FBI's BAU, you got to see everything, including the famous ARI.

You always wanted to play around with the new technology, so you came up with a plan to sneak into an agent's office in order to get ahold of the ARI. Little did you know that there was a reason why agent Norman Jayden was the victim.

[Reader x Norman Jayden]

Summary: [Christmas Drabble!] I won't ask for much this Christmas,
I don't even wish for snow,
I'm just gonna keep on waiting,
Underneath the mistletoe.

You x Ichigo

Summary: Because some things you could expect. But others just made you stop and wonder.

Reader/Various

Response to Ritenere X's "Association" Challenge!

Summary: In the end, I want to be standing at the beginning with you.

[ You x Nate ]

Summary: New Vegas gets a snowfall, and F!Courier is amazed. F!Courier/Boone, Fallout: New Vegas.

Summary: Don't ever listen to Chad. EVER.

[.: Reader x Desmond :.]

Summary: He had never expected to fall in love with you.
The question was: did you feel the same way?

[ eventual Reader x Loki | platonic Reader x Thor ]

Movie-verse; takes place prior to "Thor."
Collaboration between Cake & IHATECLOUD.

Summary: It's like an oven outside. Who you gonna call? Kisame of course! ReaderXKisame

Summary: [GokuderaxReaderxTsuna]

Once in a while, Gokudera gets an idea so good it defines his genius.

Summary: Just like chocolates, the men before you had different…’flavors’…It was delicious, it was bitter, it was sweet and it was so much more.

Tasting chocolates just got a little more interesting, as each man is represented by a taste.

[Various X Reader]

Summary: How long has it been since then? How long since the day you lost something that is so irreplaceable?

You wish you could go back in time, so you can change things back to the way they once were.

But, you know that's impossible...which is why you stand on the Villa Auditore's balcony, taking yourself back to the start, back to the time when you met someone...who unknowingly changed your entire life into something that was beautiful.

[Reader x Federico Auditore]

For DestinedXDreams

Summary: You were not a damsel in distress. You can handle your own. Maybe a little too well, since you end up as a bounty hunter of sorts. As long as you can remember you've been a fighter... but what was before that?

[You x Reno]

Summary: He had really sunk to new lows.

Who could have foreseen this turn of events?

Who could have even dream of the day when the kid sister of Ikkaku Madarame...

...became a woman?

[YouxYumichika]

Summary: You always knew he was a pervert.

one; Kyo [fingers]
two; Hatsuharu [tongues]
three; Shigure [ears]

Summary: One-shot: When a certain brown-haired grumpy-pants won’t take the day off, you decide to make said workaholic some brownies. Having Yuffie help you bake them may not have been the best plan of action, though… (You/Leon)

Summary: Icha Icha would never be your enemy. (Reader x Jiraiya) dedicated to tsula

Summary: It was only a matter of time before the prey was caught and devoured.

[Male!Reader x Hibari]

Summary: He didn't know just what he was getting himself into.

[Dean x Reader]

Summary: You were always quite the challenge.

adult!Reborn - x - Reader

Summary: Either you live, or you die; you love or you don't.
You have to make a choice. That's how life is.

Ezio[x]Reader

Summary: We've all had "character highs;" times when you can't stop looking for stories about one character. Just last week I could swear I was in LOVE with Seifer, and now I've got a thing for Reno- Finally, I've found a way to move from one high to the next.

What is this miraculous break through you ask? Why, smut, of course! And lots of it!

Reader-x-Various LEMON WARNINGS

Summary: ONE-SHOT There are times when an almost innocent mistake can lead to catastrophic consequences. Likewise, a more…devious intent may result in a most fortunate outcome. It is, after all, the season of miracles. Uryuu -X- Reader

Summary: An assassin's life is filled with loneliness and danger. It was only natural the two of you would seek comfort...

Altair x Reader [ Lemon ]

For DestinedXDreams :3

Summary: For such things are against school rules. (One-shot)(YouHibari)

Summary: You had to do it because he didn’t want to give it to you. What are you staring at? It’s not your fault. He told you to do it… It was the cookie’s fault… the cookie’s…!

Reader x Byakuran

Summary: Every wonder why Kakashi began wearing his mask? ReaderXKakashi

Summary: Babysitting has never been so unusual...

Collection of one-shots of both little Lambo and the 10YL and 20YL Lambo

Reader x TYL Lambo, 20 year later Lambo , 5 year old Lambo (friendship)

stories:
Child Lambo - 10
10 YL - 8
20 YL - 3

NEW: Anger's Never Good for Health - 10YL! Lambo

Summary: Though I'm certain that this heart of mine hasn't a ghost of a chance, in this crazy romance - you go to my head.
- Billie Holiday

[You x Roy]
[Response to "20 Everyday Questions" by BlankSlate]

Summary: Smutty goodness without the pulp. Your favorite bishounen from Anime/Manga all the way to Movies & TV. A wide variety of shows that every girl (or guy) will love to read. Open for requests.

Summary: There are something’s that the dying will bullet just wasn't meant to be used for... Unfortunately for you Reborn just didn’t care.

[YouxGokudera]

Summary: “Carnivores should really stick together..."

Reader/Hibari

Summary: He wanted you so badly, yet this was the reality.

[Malik X Reader]

Summary: Dirty thoughts, dirty words, and lots and lots of smut. XD

In response to '69 Dirty Words' Challenge by DestinedxDream

Reader x Various

Summary: Everyone has a naughty side, right?

[Response to DestinedXDreams '69 Dirty Words' challenge]

ReaderxVarious

Summary: There is a fine line between what is socially acceptable, and what should be reserved for drunken, roaring nights.

Too bad you don't pay attention to it.

You x Various~

Summary: Gokudera knew your weakness and used it to his advantage. After all, who can deny someone who's talking sinfully dirty things to you in Italian?

adult!Gokudera x Reader

Summary: [for KarenaWilliams]

In which you are a slutty maid for Dino.

[YouxDino]

Summary: His curfew was such a load of bull. His punishment, on the other hand, was anything but. [ Hibari x Reader ]

Summary: Never, ever grope what you think is a wax statue ever again. (Reader x Alucard)

Summary: Some things took perseverance and time, others took the interactions of other people.

It was a question of who you were, not who you are -- and how you would make them all see you for yourself.

[Please vote for Malik or Altair?]

IN FOR TWEAKS!

Summary: Maybe he did have a hope after the games.

Reader/Finnick

Summary: You were a hostage, waiting for your knight in shining armour. Sort of.

TYL!Hibari x You

Summary: December 31, 2011.
New Year's Eve.
He knew something big was happening, something he had to get out to the public, had to show to everyone! She was there with him every step of the way, helping, advising, and praying that he would still be at her side when all was finished.

Reader x Shaun Hastings (implied)

Summary: Just take his place. That’s all they had ordered.
But they didn’t understand that after the truth was found out, the looks changed. Glances turned to heated stares. Fleeting touches turned into caresses…

And before long it was far too late to turn back.

(Frank Woods x Reader)

Summary: Fifty kisses, all from different people. No person kisses the same, and we'll all be damned if we don't try every person in Konoha, Suna, and everyplace within the radius of the land!

[Reader|Various]

Response to 50 kisses challenge!

Summary: College is coming up and you need to save some money with a new job. Your last hope is some place called, "Urahara Shoten"...

[Reader x Kisuke]

Summary: You were really going to show your lovable blonde bishounen that your emotions comes in all different types of packages. He's gonna have a lot of fun.

Reader/Naruto
[crackfic/drabbles]

Response to SarahWeasely's "25 Emotions" Challenge

Rating goes up in some chapters ;p

Summary: (Sequel to "He's No You")

You promised you wouldn't fangirl over any guy but him.Thanks to Matsumoto, it's time to make good on that promise.

[Satomi(you)xHitsugaya]

Summary: Because these fine gentlemen are totally happening in this era.

[Reader x Various]

Summary: Reader/Yamamoto

Summary: Fiery  /ˈfaɪəri, ˈfaɪəri/ [fahyuhr-ee, fahy-uh-ree]
–adjective, fier·i·er, fier·i·est.

Defintion: Axel of Organization XIII. Also see: Cocky, Egotistical, Pyromaniac, Flaming, Jokester, and Prick.

[Reader|Axel]

Summary: [Response to 2n31's challenge 'Ramen vs Sushi!']

All Yamamoto wanted was a friendly friendship between both of your family's businesses. You thought the opposite.


Yamamoto x Tsundere!Reader

Summary: In the time you spent with Gibbs and his team, you learned a lot of things

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie

Rule #12: Never date a coworker

It's just too bad you had to break that last one

[Tony X Reader]

Summary: The first time you tried Triptocaine, you ended up in the police station with nothing but a tub of Miracle Whip in one hand and a brass door handle in the other.

[.: Norman x Reader x Blake :.]

Summary: “Vai avanti, my love,” she said. “I won’t be far behind.”

[.: Reader x Teodor Viscardi (The Officer) :.]

Summary: There's a sort of twisted mercy in being able to wear a mask and cast off your worries for only a night.

But this is a chance. And you're going to take it.

[Ezio x Reader]

Summary: ...just not that.

Merchant/reader FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Summary: Joker Ficlets

Summary: Mikami has gotten used to doing the pen swipe "Sakujo" thing....

and he wonders why everyone in the grocery store is staring at him...

Summary: He was your beloved angel.

Reader/Nova One-shot with a lemon.

Summary: [Movie-verse]

Perhaps your feelings for him weren’t normal but you weren’t exactly ordinary yourself.

Ironhide x Reader
Starscream x Reader (one-sided)

Summary: Your identity was a mystery to him. He’d met you that one night on the Carnivale…and there, you’d captured his heart.

[Ezio X Reader]

TWEAKING!

Summary: AU You’ve never been happier to be banned from MacDonald's.

[Itachi X Reader]

Summary: Right then, more than anything, you wanted to be scorched by those smoldering flames, even if it meant reducing your body to nothing but ashes.

You(Shepard) x Garrus

Pure, unadulterated smut.

Summary: ONE-SHOT Another day off. Another trip to the bar. Nothing else to do. Until trouble comes in the form of a damsel-not-so-much-in-distress. Heero -X- Reader

Summary: The kindness of a soldier. [you/Captain America][Avengers]
Dedicated to: DestinedXDreams

Summary: Snake hadn't exactly entertained the thought of spending several months in hiding after a mission in Alaska...in Alaska. With her, a plain-looking, sharp-tongued woman who has had it up to her eyeballs with their authorities - and he just loves the way she doesn't care what she says to them.

[Try to pretend that the fourth game never happened - in fact, several things may not have. Actually, try hard not to think further than the first disc of the first game. Hey, this is fanfiction.]

Summary: This wasn’t the first time your mouth got you in trouble.

But even you had to admit it was a bit unwise to piss off a mob boss. And who know he would overreact and hire a hitman to take you down? It wasn’t like you deserved it or anything…

[.: Reader x Deadpool :.]

Summary: It's not every day that a Preachers daughter meets an angel.

Reader x Castiel

Summary: It started simply enough. But over time...it grew into something more.

Reader X Spartan-051 (Kurt Ambrose)

Song: Home by Michael Buble

Summary: Come on, how many of you didn't see this one coming? Easiest innuendo ever. [TYL!Lambo x you]

Summary: You: The naive schoolgirl that gives Tohru Honda a run for her money.
Teachers: The most GQ mother*bleep*as that the world has to offer.
Go.
Various/Reader

Summary: You, a member of Varia, are an assassin. Not a house cleaner. And Squalo doesn't seem to get it.

ReaderXSqualo

Summary: Naruto has developed deeper feelings for a special someone, but could Sasuke have beaten him to you?

Summary: Did...did you read the title? I don't know what you want from me, I--I don't know how to be any more clear. Complete crack, by the way.
Reader/Hibari
With a bit of Reader/Yamamoto, just because he's so adorable.

Summary: What started out as something that was simply a way to relieve stress and remind yourselves that you were both human; became something more after a series of events that made both of you realize how much you meant to each other. *One Shot, Genma/Reader*

Summary: Poor Hanataro, if only he didn't pay close attention to you...or maybe that's what led to his tomato, shocked form being dragged out the door of the ice cream shop?

Reader x Hanataro

Summary: You can’t help but smile back as he watches you, jazzy music swinging and looping softly in the background. But it’s not a smile of fondness or affection…more-so a smile of secrecy—an ever-present reminder of what was really at work here, underneath all the flare and dazzle.[Reader x Roy Earle]

Summary: "I can be your Ice Cream."
Poof.

ReaderxKakashi

Summary: After your indulgence with Vergil, its Dante's turn and Dante can't wait to sink his teeth into you. In his true fashion he chooses the most unusual of places to take you again.

Dante/You Lemon; slight you/Vergil lime

Summary: Living life on the edge, or facing death like you'd least expect it. You discover that there's much more than meets the eye when it comes to the paranormal, and even more when it involves an arrogant investigator.

[Zak BagansxReader]

Summary: A girl. A hollow. A shinigami. In this case of mistaken identity, anything is possible.

Summary: Ignorance is bliss? Not always.

[Reader x Castiel]

[Dedicated to Miss. Broken Marionette]

Summary: Though having silently shared the wisdom of Minerva, it seems the owl, in all its infinite wisdom, is still merely a messenger.

[.: Reader x Lupo :.] [.: Slight Reader x Assassin Apprentices :.]

Summary: Just because you were his girlfriend didn't mean he didn't mind embarrassing you by telling you what he knew you were thinking. || You x L ||

Summary: Ryohei and Dino set out with one goal in mind: to make Fuuta a man. [ Fuuta x Reader ]

Summary: Oh, the morning after...

:Reader x Federico Auditore:

Sequel to "Playful Meets Loving". For DestinedxDreams.

Summary: All the men wanted your beauty for themselves and all the men never left you alone.

But a certain three were more prominent than any others.

[Federico, Vieri, Ezio X Reader]

Summary: It was cold and he just had to take advantage of that. (You x Jiraiya)

Summary: It was suppose to be a night club.

It wasn't suppose to be a gateway to hell; but most of all, it didn't have to happen to him.

[ReaderxZak Bagans]

Summary: Swank was Benny's right hand. You were just the courier seeking revenge for the man who wronged you.

You both didn't know it would end up likes this...

[Fic-trade with BANE]

[Response to DamnBlackHeart's "10 Drabbles" Challenge]

Summary: It's stupid. Everything about him is stupid--his logic, his plans, his schemes and his dreams.Everything about him is ridiculous. Especially me.[Self-Insert, Joker-ific, Dark-Knight-tastic]

Summary: You just had to say something....and it just had to happen.

**Reader-x-Ichigo**
~*LEMON*~

Summary: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

Not much, but what would you do to make Zack give a little something in return?

YouXZack

Crack drabble

Summary: "You have the options of either staying here, grounded, or come with us and fly."

“… If I join you… Would I serve under you or Commander Shepard?”

“Commander Shepard, of course.” She smiled.

ShepardXJoker.

Response to Miseria1's challenge.

Summary: A bunch of oneshots, drabbles, ficlets, etc of the character Teru Mikami.

Main Pairing: MikamixReader

R&R

Summary: You had just been promoted to the Vice desk.

Only problem was? Roy Earle's your partner.

...Your job just got a tiny bit more difficult.

[Reader x Roy]

(Extra birthday gift for DestinedxDreams!)

Summary: ...Or maybe not so much.

[Various X Reader]

[A response to DestinedXDreams's "69 Dirty Words" challenge.]

Summary: “TONY! YOU ARE NOT CHANGING MY BABY WEARING THAT BLASTED THING! A DIRTY DIAPER ISN’T CONSIDERED A WORLD THREAT!"

Reader/Various

1. TONY
2. BRUCE

Our favorite 'Avengers' men as daddies!

Summary: A celebration of that most intimate union with everyone's favorite prude, Ichigo Kurosaki.

[Written for and inspired by Hakkyou Kaosu; dedicated to her, trillian and Idaten.]

Summary: You didn’t mean for it to happen.

[Reader x Gaara]

For the great Sabaku no Ai!

Summary: (Red vs. Blue) Caboose has got an embarrassing ailment but he still expects you to kiss it and make it better.

Summary: [Sequel to Calculated Fantasies] Just another night of sitting in front of the security monitors for L, that is, until he decides to see what you're up to.

Summary: It seems that just one, single lesson led to an unforgettable adventure. (Reader x L)

Summary: You didn’t ask for any of this. You didn’t ask to be a guardian, nor did you ask to be in love with two men, polar opposites of each other. Then again…you didn’t argue either…

Reno x Reader x Rufus

[Dedicated to crazydominodragongirl]

Summary: Who doesn't want a trip to the hot doctor?
KabutoXYou

Summary: You realized that he had actually followed you here, being the persistent man he was. Your eyes narrowed disapprovingly. "You shouldn't be here. If Roy sees you..."

Elsa continued her singing, the lyrics leaving her lips in a calm, heartbreaking melody.

"Give me your heart, and baby I'll bail it."

He took the liberty of sitting down in the chair opposite you, before he leant forward on one arm, smiling cheekily. "It's gonna take more than some ad vice hotshot to scare me away, sister."

Elsa continued, her voice lowering and vocally declaring.

"'Cause I always kill the things I love."

[Reader x Stefan Bekowsky]

Birthday gift for DestinedxDreams!

Summary: A little case of mistaken identity. ::Reader x Rikimaru:: [Crack]

Summary: "Well then love," Simon faced his sweetheart, "I'll be back soon," he gave her a kiss and got up, "I must go perform my duties."

"LOLWUT? YOU GOTTA TAKE A SHIT?" She fell to the floor and started laughing.

Ghost OneShot

Summary: You always thought it was kind of cute when he lost control of himself. Even when it sometimes stings just a bit~

Reader x Ryohei [smut, yay!]

Summary: You knew far too much to get out of helping them. You understood him far too much to want to stop him. You weren't strong enough to stand on either side. In the end, you could only watch them fight.

Reader X Loki

Summary: For him, you felt nothing but pure and utter contempt.

Every time he touched you, you had to swallow your pride and let him.

When he gave you an order, you obeyed.

And every single night, you wished for freedom, but his presence, his very existence, kept it so far away, hiding it behind the loud pounding of a beating drum that gets louder and louder as time passes.

Thus you kept wishing, hoping, for someone to come save you and make it all go away.

Pairing: undecided

Based on "Drumming Song" by Florence + the Machine

[Dedicated to DestinedXDreams]

Summary: If this feeling is bad, I don’t wanna be right.

[You x John ‘Soap’ MacTavish]

Summary: ~~Updated! Mission: 24 up! FINALLY!!!! What extended vacation?~~

You’ve always wanted to join SOLDIER. Sadly, it’s “men’s” only territory. Something only the male gender is allowed to participate in.

Well! That never stopped you before! Living and breathing in a men’s only world will be a cinch!

But the true test is, can you keep the secret? Especially with certain first class SOLDIER’s poking their noses in on you.

And worse, what will you do when you start to confuse everyone with their own preferences?


You/Zack

Summary: While Yazoo and Loz are still out. You and Kadaj enjoy some long over due quality time. Kadaj/Reader

Summary: You are Ibiki's twin sister, who works with his lover. After a hard day at work you go home to spend time with your own lovers Izumo and Kotetsu. *One Shot*

Summary: There was such a fine line.

[Jiraiya x Reader x Kakashi]

Summary: The soundtrack of your life as his hands touch yours.

(YouVarious)(For Jyuuichidaime's Challenge "Oh My")

Summary: Just a drabble series on the handsome men of the Call of Duty world, based on the song "Mandala" by the band Circa Survive.

(Reader x Various)

Summary: Loki hasn't always been the God of Lies and Mischief. He had been innocent at one point, full of hope and yearning for love, but he should have known that these things can't always be perfect.

Loki/Reader

Challenge: "100 Drabbles Adventure" by SubtleQuirk

Summary: Ezio ran.

Hell, he ran as fast as he could. The sound of your footsteps were becoming louder as you chased him, and the assassin desperately increased his speed. If someone had told him that you would turn into a dominatrix, he would've straight out laughed, but now...

He seriously hoped someone would kill him soon, just to put him out of the misery you've caused him.

{Reader x Ezio}

[Based on the music video for Maroon 5's song Misery]

(Birthday present for DestinedXDreams)

Summary: Decisions, decisions. After you meet one of the Gundam pilots on a mission, that's what you're faced with. Ally with them or go solo? Love them or hate them? The choice is yours. Heero/You or Duo/You.

Summary: He didn’t like the look on your face. Good things just never happened when you had that look on your face. (Drabble)(YouGokudera)

Summary: You are a new recruit to the Turks, due to your late father. You and Rufus ShinRa have always been attracted to eachother, but have never acted on them. Of course, your sisters don't exactly help things. But when an ex comes onto the scene things are pushed forward and Tseng tells you to ecort Rufus home. There you learn of the final initation to become a full fledged Turk

Summary: Caboose has become possessive of you, his Lady Doctor. When the Reds kidnap you, despite your protests of being on niether side, Caboose gets mad. Church and Tucker are left to deal with a crazy-strong and angry Caboose while you try to survive the Reds and the Estrogen Zone. Likely Caboose X Reader

Summary: Yes, he was just as handsome as he had been in the papers. You had never noticed before, when you were kids, the way his jaw line seemed so strong…you supposed it was safe to admit that you had developed a crush on everybody's favorite Pole. [ReaderxStefan Bekowsky] [Dedicated to JurassicPancake :B)

Summary: Fate decided to play tricks on everyone. It was just chance that this one hurt more than others.

[Prequel to "Show Me How To Live"]

[Malik X Reader]

Summary: Double-Drabble --- His gigai is constricting, he’s not allowed to carry his sword, and modern clothes are just plain uncomfortable. So what--now he can’t even let his feet be free? Ikkaku -X- Reader

Summary: You never thought he'd find you again.

You were wrong.

A/N: I dedicate this to tellin_a_story. I think she's a really good writer when it comes to the perspective of the Joker. Her writings inspired me to write a Joker drabble.

Hope you enjoy. :).

Summary: It was friends with benefits, so you said…but the way things got in that tent – just how beneficial was it really?

[Robert X Reader]

Summary: It's the day of the extraction, and today you decided to annoy the heck out of a certain akatsuki shark. Reader x Kisame (Crack)

Summary: It isn't easy loving him.

[Reader ::: x ::: Loki]

Movie-verse; pre-Thor, Thor, Avengers and post-Avengers drabbles/one-shots. Some one-shots may be slightly AU.

Summary: Trying to be a rock star is hard enough for a teenager. Add being part of the Daimyo's family and being kidnapped by the Akatsuki for ransom, the rocky road to stardom stretches out ahead. But maybe it is possible…

Summary: "Did you know that Loki was to be married, before all this?" Thor asked casually.

Tony choked in the middle of his next swig of alcohol.


One-shot series for The Avengers film.

Enjoy. :D

Chapter 76: Hulk (as Bruce Banner)/Reader
Chapter 77: Iron Man/Reader
Chapter 78: Phil Coulson/Reader
Chapter 79: Thor/Reader
Chapter 80: Maria Hill/Reader
Chapter 81: Captain America/Reader

Summary: Revising: 110925 - Ongoing

Summary: Response to "10 Stages of Love" by Ninja-chan.

You believe and you doubt
You're confused, you got it all figured out
Everything that you wished for
Could be yours, should be yours, would be yours

Reader x Altaïr

Summary: The scene is set: a beautiful, sunny, spring day; birds chirping, flowers in bloom. Everything seemed to be in place. But, alas—something was missing...or someone, to be exact. Now where was that braided-haired, blue-eyed baka that liked to torment you so much? Fate seems to think you won't be sorry to ask… (ReaderxDuo)

Summary: You though that eating a popsicle in front of of your superior would run along smoothly. Boy were you wrong.

Reader/Gin

Summary: Even before the curse was lifted, you and Kyo never got along all that well. You had a temper just as bad as his, and you two were always butting heads and screaming profanities at each other. So how you two became a couple, you'll never know. There's a saying about relationships, a "love-hate relationship." You and Kyo are living proof of this. You know one thing, though; it's all worth it in the end. (ReaderxKyo !LEMON!)

Summary: Surviving a mansion full of zombies is an accomplishment, but frankly, stealing Wesker's sunglasses is probably a lot more dangerous.

Happy belated birthday, Micha!

YouXWesker

Summary: Being the Hokage's personal assistant isn't always easy...especially when your boss gives a new meaning to the word "Overtime".

Reader x Kakashi

Summary: "There are always flowers for those who want to see them." - Henri Matisse

No matter how dark it is.

[Isaac Clarke x Reader]

For DestinedXDreams

Summary: Hidan's head was severed and he STILL wasn't shutting up, so you took matters into your own hands.

Summary: (One-shot) Rules to remember while in Acre: hay carts make great hiding places; don't ignore the beggar women, because they'll probably follow you; and definitely don't try to climb a building in front of said beggar women. They like to throw rocks. (You/Altair)

Summary: Nice legs and Daisy Dukes? It was the perfect combination against him.

Reader/Dino

Summary: Drinks knocked back, broken hearts, frustrations, temptations... It wasn't the best combinations... Especially with him...

Kiba/reader--LEMON!!

Summary: Really, how did you manage to resist those charms for so long?

:Reader x Federico Auditore:

For DestinedxDreams.

Summary: Baby-sitting Lambo was a pain. What's even worse is that he fired that dumb bazooka at you. And then you were in a really awkward and embarrassing situation with Dino Cavallone. Did I mention he was taking a shower and you so suddenly popped up inside? Well, now you do. [Dino x Reader]

Summary: Yeah, it was kinda corny, but you loved him anyway.
A Valentines Day one-shot
Reader/Surprise
Dedicated to Tsula

Summary: You didn't realise what you were asking for, you didn't realise what you were getting yourself into.

One thing's for sure, you know you're not going to regret.

BelphegorYouFran

Summary: The Turks have been brought back together, after two years. The only thing missing is you, their little hacker. They follow the bread crumbs, you have left for them to you. But when they find you you are not how they remember. Then things really become complicated. Reno/Reader

Summary: Seifer hadn't always protected Twilight Town like he did now. Back then, the Disciplinary Committee didn't exist either, neither did his scar. But what did exist, was an accident. A horrible accident that gave birth to the creation of the Committee and the strong desire to protect this never-changing town.

Rated for violence and a tiny bit of lime.

[One-shot] [SeiferxReader]

Summary: We all get frustrated when we can't get passed a certain part in a video game. But Matt comes to the rescue...well actually he went and proved you wrong.

(You x Matt/Mail Jeevas)

Summary: If you had run away like he did, maybe you too could've had a chance at a normal life.

And yet it didn't work out for him, did it? He was caught and thrown back into this hellish war, shoved on one path with no way to go but forward.

As much as you tried to hide it...you wanted out as well.

But you guessed it was too late to turn back now. Not when the whole world was at stake.

[Reader x Desmond] AC: Brotherhood -> ACIII (spoilers later!)

Summary: One-Shot *LEMON* Fantasies are interesting things. To dream is one thing, to act another. Grim determination, resolute desire, heated ambition; our strongest emotions drive us to achieve whatever whims we create. No matter how…deviant. Reader -X- Surprise?

Summary: He’d loved you ever since that day. But would you return his feelings?

[Malik X Reader]

Dedicated to DestinedXDreams!!

Summary: People who are used to getting their own way can be relentless in getting what they want.

You found this out when you turned him down.

Reader/Tony Stark (AU as it's movieverse but not quite)

Summary: Small mini oneshots of what I like to call, random moments in the RE universe, where you (the reader :O) have mysteriously popped up to lighten that SERIOUS MOOD D: Fic is DEADicated to Jubilee.

18. YouxChris or YouxWesker flavored (For like one little drabble) bunch of things smushed together; no real pairing. :o
19. Fluff?~ Chris/Reader
20. ChrixReader, WeskerxReader

Summary: Life at the Davenport Manor had been dull before Connor showed up.

It was nothing but losing board games to Achilles, fulfilling chores and sitting around in boredom as the old man recited stories or took naps.

Now, however, things were certainly more...lively, if all the fights, gunfire and chases indicated anything.

(Reader x Connor Kenway)

Summary: Yeah, it turned you on.

And you weren't afraid to admit it.

[ReaderxGokudera]

Summary: One-Shot [Lemon] Walking late at night is dangerous. Stick to the brightly-lit streets for safety. Wander into the dark promise of an alley for danger…or perhaps more. Dante -X- Reader

Summary: I do believe in all the things you see. What comes is better than what came before.

[ for DestinedXDreams ]
( Reader x Sandman )
Modern Warfare 3.

Summary: You're a loan shark. He's a gambler. Predator vs Predator. TokuchixReader

Summary: ...But satisfaction brought it back.

Reader-x-L Lemon | Companion to "Curiosity." |

Summary: Sometimes a compromise can lead to something compromising.


Iruka and Reader

Summary: Mello likes chocolate, so you thought: Why not?

But when he turns your offer down, it'll take a bit more to make him accept it.

[Mello x Reader]

Summary: It was only a dare, but who knew a song as strange as this one would give rise to such passion? You didn’t think he had it in him.

You/Ichigo

Summary: The Impala needs a tune up. Not Dean.

You [X] Dean

Summary: All these emotions were sure to be worth something, right? They weren't all completely worthless... you hoped.

Reader x Spencer Reid

Summary: You loved him, he loved you. What was there to stop you?

[Malik X Reader]

[A response to Kasumi-Hime's "Life on Shuffle" challenge.]

Summary: When Achilles' dog finds a way to escape your care, who else would you run to for help? Connor Kenway, of course! Even assassin's need a little affection in their lives, so why not give him some? This story contains fluff.

(Connor x Reader)

Summary: Do you really need a summary?

Reader x Various



[Response to Misha-Senpai's "Oh My"]

Summary: "We die only once, and for such a long time."

[Moriarty x Reader x Moran]

[Response to Kerrigan Sheehan's "22 Tarot" challenge]

Summary: No matter what, history always finds a way of repeating itself.

Present: You/Desmond
Past: You/Ezio, beginning You/Federico

Summary: Just a short Heero/Reader fic. Three parts.

Summary: There was no other explanation for it. ::Reader x Rikimaru::

Summary: When abysmal test results leave your Oinin career star-crossed, your only hope is to stage the capture of Sunagakure's most infamous criminal--Akasuna no Sasori.


[Reader x Sasori]

Summary: You + Adorable, Yet Naive Boyfriend + Cotton Candy Bubble Gum = Awkward, Yet Enjoyable Situation!!!

[Satomi(you)xHitsugaya]

Summary: “I made a grave miscalculation when I decided to come after you.”

He's not entirely used to mistakes on his part, and this has to be the biggest one he's ever made. ::Reader x L::

Summary: He's the Warden and you're a criminal.

[.: Reader x Warden :.]

Summary: “Who do you support?”

A simple question with a simple answer.

Reader/Gin

One-shot dedication to jinky!

Summary: They'd have a hard time topping their gift for you next year. ||MattXReaderXMello||

[[Birthday-fic for Byakko!]]

Summary: [Some ReaderxItachi] [Drabble-ish] [Kinda cracky, although the authoress is not sure now cracky and Itachi got mixed up… except for the fact they rhyme. =D]

It all started with trying to make marshmallow s’mores with Dei-chan, and somehow ended up with blowing up Akatsuki’s cave-ish kitchen. Joy.

Summary: You are bored out of your mind, and Mello isn't helping any. Guess you'll have to take things into your own hands, then.

[Mello X You]

Summary: It was just out of curiosity...

And simply because he couldn't resist...

[Ficlet]

You x Yuki

Dedicated to my friend~!

Summary: Cloud had always wondered if Merlin's table was good for anything else.

|| CloudxReader ||

For my lovely Kit-chan. Love you, chica!

Summary: ONE-SHOT Lemon! The powerful vampire, gifted with many abilities. Dark, dangerous, seductive, there is little these masters of the night cannot achieve. But even the purest souls can be tempted, and the devious souls…what hope have they to resist the siren’s lure of temptation? Alucard -X- Reader

Summary: That was the last time you let someone besides Iroh and yourself make tea for Zuko. Reader Insert. Completely disregards Zuko/Mai! [Zuko/Reader]

Summary: Fugaku was always a serious and conventional man, ready to do anything for the well-being of his clan. Throwing away the love of his life, giving up the child she was carrying… But, with the little heart he had, he used what rest of power he had to keep her safe, even when the secret got out of its box.

Itachi-x-Reader-x-Sasuke [Uchiha cliché - INCEST]

Summary: When you said you wanted to 'spar' with him, this wasn't quite what you had in mind. ::Reader x Neji::

Summary: Light made some of the ugliest faces...You just had to wonder...

Light Bashing~Implied Reader-x-L

Summary: And this is why he was never letting you borrow another video game again. (Reader x Ichigo, slight Reader x Nova)

Summary: It just seemed to fit. ::Reader x Hidan:: [Utter Crack]