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Your name is Pigface Barfpants.


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Your name is WARRYN. You are a SOMEWHAT NERDY young adult, poised at the age of TWENTY-ONE. You are currently a PROFESSIONAL WAITRESS and ART SCHOOL DROPOUT. You currently are the owner of a devil cat named DIPPER.

You have a variety of interests, which include the obvious DRAWING, though you currently are only proficient in anime and realism, both of which will help you on your epic quest, but aren’t quite relevant at the same time. You also enjoy READING COMICS. On the topic of comics, you are also COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ADDICTED TO HOMESTUCK. It’s really quite sad, honestly. All your friends mock you. You also dabble in BAKING CONFECTIONARY SWEETS, such as snicker doodle cupcakes. In fact, you are pretty good at in. In fact in fact, you might even say you’re PRETTY SWEET at it. (2x PUN COMBO). You enjoy watching off the wall CULT FILMS and ODD-BALL MUSICALS such as Repo! The Genetic Opera and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You’re also COMPLETELY IN LOVE with FICTIONAL MEN, especially a certain time-traveling cool kid with blonde hair and killer shades, named DAVE STRIDER

When you’re not WORKING YOUR ASS OFF as a waitress, you spend your time on TUMBLR and planning your wedding. You are currently collecting NEW 52 DC COMICS, your favorite of which being BIRDS OF PREY.

You LOVE to make new friends, so you heartily encourage anyone reading this to ADD YOU on your various messaging devices. But which one will you give out? There’s your DEVIANTART, SKYPE, and TUMBLR, all of which are under the handle DELLAPPATCA. You’ve also got your EMAIL ADDRESS, which you’ll give out, even though no one uses email anymore because it’s SUPER LAME, but you still feel like someone out there uses it, so you’ll put it here: EMAIL_WARRYN_HERE@YAHOO.COM