Howdy~
name: Amy
gender: Female
age: 18
birthday: January 8 same as Elvis and David Bowie~
nationality: American, Texan specifically



Okee... Let's see if I can't do this without messing it up somehow...

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
- I am an insomniac. And I'm really good at it.
- I have an evil cat that knows how to act cute when all she wants to do is bite your entire arm off. Her name is Shadow, and she's a paranoid motherfucker.
- I've lived in Asia for two fantastic years of my life.
- I want to go back to Asia one day.
- My dad is super old compared to everyone else's dad, lol...
- I am more spiritual than religious.
- I have an undying love for Big Bang, Beast and SHINee, as well as SNSD and 2NE1.
- I am a rabid tea drinker. I'm addicted to it. I haven't found a tea I don't like.
- I collect tea sets, postes and buttons.
- I have about 30 different tea sets. I love tea sets.
- I am a pervert on the surface, but a romantic at heart.
- When I curse I put sailors to shame.



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A REGULAR CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER OVER FB CHAT because we don't talk to each other in person, lol

Him: hey. make me a sandwich.

Me: Make it yourself.

Him: NO YOU

Me: NOOOO YOUUUU

Him: You're on my list now. Better watch your back.

Pause.

Me: hay guess what.

Him: wat

Me: i just made myself a sandwich

Him: NO YOU DID'T

Me: yes i did.

Him: DO NOT LIE

Me: it was really tasty

Him: NO >:1

Me: yessir it was yummy

Him: im going to punch you in your sleep

Me: just try it. shadow will rip your face off

Him: No she won't. she and i have recently made peace

Me: yeah right. she just threw up on your floor, how is that making peace?

Him: YOU MADE HER SICK. she was in my room for comfort because you kick her out of yours

Me: because she scratches my stuff and shits in my bathtub

Him: cause you kick her out :p

Me: you know, one time i just picked up the poop in the tub and didn't clean it properly and then let you use it.

And then we started talking about Minecraft...



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~~ANIME/MANGA~~
Bleach, Lovely Complex, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Gundam, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Eyeshield 21, Kimi Ni Todoke, Hana Kimi, Hana Yori Dango, Tora Dora, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Black Bird, Durarara!!, AAA, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Panic!, Big O, D. Gray-Man, Ao No Exorcist, Deadman Wonderland, Usagi Drop, Samurai Champloo


~~BOOKS~~
Artemis Fowl Series, Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Perfect Chemistry, Rules of Attraction, Georgia Nicholson Series, To Kill A Mockingbird, Pride & Prejudice, Blood Jack Series, Beka Cooper Series, The Stranger, Midaq Alley, Nightside Series, Golden Torc Series, Good Omens, Shiver


~~TV/MOVIES~~
Fight Club, Meet Joe Black, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Pride & Prejudice, Con Air, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fantasy Factory, Silent Library, Bones, Glee, Samurai Jack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spongebob Squarepants, Regular Show, Adventure Time


~~MUSIC~~
Beast, Big Bang, Oasis, Sum 41, The Doors, 2NE1, Girls Generation, Adele, Apocolyptica, The Darkness, Coldplay, AWOLNATION, Simple Plan, The Eagles, Block B, Porcelain and the Tramps, MSTRKRFT, SHINee, Tom Lehrer, Super Junior, Smashing Pumpkins, Matt & Kim, PANTyRAiD, Far East Movement, The Dean's List, Daft Punk, Atmosphere, Bee Jees, Cage The Elephants, Deadmau5, Muse, LMFAO, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Skrillex, Nero, Moth



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COMPLETED

Emerald Eyes
The fire in those emerald eyes sucked you in, merciless to your soul or your heart. Who would have thought that he, of all people, would feel the same way?
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Axel


Making Interspecies Relations Work
Artemis had nothing on you.
Artemis Fowl
Reader x OC


Little Dingy Apartment
Here, there was a safety that allowed him to be free. Here, you could shower him with all the love he deserved.
Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno


Ah-celebratin'
How does one celebrate the victory of their favorite football team? The American Way, that's how~
Axis Powers Hetalia
Reader x America/Alfred Jones


Flames of Desire
It was impossible to contain your desire for each other. But then again, why would you ever try?
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Rin Okumura


Asi Se Baila El Tango
There are no words for the way he feels about you. And he’d be surprised if there were words for the things he wanted to do to you.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 6YL!Hayato Gokudera


Proper Greetings
Hopefully, you would welcome him home like this next time~
Naruto
Reader x Naruto Uzumaki


Better Late...
It was his turn to snort. "Were you taking any of this seriously?"
"Of course I was! I am insulted, Ryuji..."
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji "Bon" Suguro


Want
Wanting is not needing. However, it is just as strong.
Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno


Born To Die
Oh, my heart it breaks every step that I take. But I'm hoping at the gates they'll tell me that you're mine.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Kyoya Hibari | Slight!Reader x Kyoya Hibari


Surprise, Surprise
You let out a breathless laugh, throwing your arm over your eyes and giggling. “God, Ken…that was…”
“Awesome?” He finished for you, the smug grin on his lips still there.
You lifted your arm, grinning up at your lover. “I was going to say surprising.”
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Ken Joshima


Dangerous Situations
Okay, so this wasn’t all that bad.
Harry Potter
Reader x Charlie Weasley


Nerves
Everybody gets nervous, even those you least expect. But it’s those that overcome their fears for their desires that surprise us the most.
Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Ren Mihashi


Spandex
In that get up, it was practically staring at you. And you couldn't possibly be expected to keep your hands to yourself.
The Amazing Spiderman
Slight!Reader x Spiderman (Peter Parker)


Unintentionally Intentional
When Fran seems uninterested, what can a woman like you do to salvage your relationship before it crumbles completely?
Your best bet is to take Lussuria’s advice and just read the damn book.
Little did you know, you were actually doing everything right for once.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Fran


Constant
This one constant was all he needed to go on.
Supernatural
Reader x Sam Winchester


Melancholy of the Heir
No one knew what to expect from the dreambubbles but a harsh reminder of their pasts and regrets.
Homestuck
Slight!Reader x John Egbert



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THE WORKS

Restart, With Love
He left his world behind because he had nothing left. He had been damaged permanently and he could never fix himself now. That is, until you came along.
Post-Deathly Hallows
Reader x George Weasley


Songs Of Your Life
Songs give us a glimpse into emotion, life and reality. This is a little glimpse into yours.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various


Wrap Yourself Around Me
You make his dreams come true.
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Axel
Sequel to Emerald Eyes


Montague's Juliet
Finally, he may have found the one he's been looking for.
Harry Potter
Reader x OC


Walls of Glass
Your life was too far out of your control. The walls you had so carefully built to sustain yourself were shattering like glass around you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't piece them back together. And of course, he wasn't helping any either!
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Riku


The Seven Years It Took
Imagine I’m falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.
Harry Potter
Reader x Seamus Finnigan


Adventures of Skunk Boy and the Sleepy Genius
Unrequited love is for chumps.
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji "Bon" Suguro


Eyes On Fire
Your spine is ablaze... felling any foe with my gaze.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Takeshi Yamamoto


Mamihlapinatapai
The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Ryohei Sasagawa


Guitar Hero
You had to say that getting wrapped up in this apocalyptic journey with the young and cute Dave Strider had been completely unexpected.
But a rocker always expected the unexpected!
*ENTER PANTY-DROPPIN' GUITAR RIFF HERE*
Homestuck
Reader x Dave Strider | Past!Reader x Bro


Cancer
This love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.
Homestuck
Reader x Karkat Vantas


A Better Love Story
Than Twilight.
Adventure Time
Reader x Marshall Lee


Spinning
Meeting someone like you in a place such as this was something that hadn't been planned for the eighteenth birthday of the Vongola Decimo. It left his mind whirling when he was gone, like the way a body twisted on a pole.
In the end, he didn't regret getting to know you. But he did plan on saving you from the life you were forced to live.
He could only hope that you would come with him when he did.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 4YL!Tsuna Sawada


Batter Up!
He couldn't score a home run in a baseball game, but maybe he could with you.
Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Yuuichirou Tajima


Honey Badgers and Cobras
"The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the Animal Kingdom.
It really doesn’t give a shit."
--Randall
Harry Potter
Reader x Draco Malfoy


Budapest
What really happened in Budapest?
The Avengers
Reader x Hawkeye // Clint Barton


Dark Impropriety
It is wrong, a relationship between a lady and her servant. But you knew differently. He is no servant. He is no man.
He is the being that encompasses all of your darkest desires, and shamelessly uses them against you to swallow you up and capture your heart.
He is pure sin, and you love the way he tastes.
Kuroshitsuji
Reader x Sebastian Michaelis


Love Thy Neighbor
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Your office was next to his. That kind of made him your neighbor, right?
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Mephisto Pheles


I Present To You...
"There is a need of variety in sex, but not in love."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various



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5/4/2013: Life is screwing with me right now. I don't know when I'll be updating again.