|Member Profile: SunnyStormGuardian
Join Date: 10/13/08
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Saw this on NuitNoire's profile and had to share it!
RIP COMMON SENSE
"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
"Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
"His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
"Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
"It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
"Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
"Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
"Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
"Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility and by his son, Reason.
"He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim.
"Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."
[♥] Story Progress [♥]
Chronicles of a Resurrected Priestess
Chapter Thirteen = [02/12/11]Has been posted and is awaiting validation!
[03/05/11] Chapter Thirteen has been validated! :D
[♥] Harry Potter and the Ninja's From The Mist! [♥]
Progress: 1/???? chapters
Summary: Worried after the scary close calls Harry had with Voldemort in years one and two, Dumbledore gets the idea to enlist the help of three Ninja from the Village Hidden in the Mist. More so for their rightfully deserved tenacity and highly regarded military might, even by the Leaf village! Dumbledore explains their presence as an extra precaution against Sirius Black and assigns them to secretly guard and protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione. They are to remain near the trio until Harry fulfills the prophecy made by Sybil Trelawney those years ago. Of course, as time goes by, Dumbledore makes the decision to tell all three the REAL reason the Ninja are there.
[♥] Story Ideas [♥]
Ava's dedication one-shot
Category: [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]
Character(s): [Reader, Gokudera]
Status: [Not yet started]
[♥] Anime Corner [♥]
Currently watching: Axis Powers Hetalia
Current Manga: Soul Eater, Soul Eater NOT!, Karneval
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