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Member Profile: Rockinmuffin
Name: Rockinmuffin
Alias: Poop-Butt the Great
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 10/11/09
Last Logged In: 07/28/14
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
 
 
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I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back.

It spoke to me in a horrible ancient language that surpassed the need for lips and tongue.

It told me:

WRITE INAPPROPRIATE FANFICTION

And I responded:

'kay

 


Stories
 
OFF

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Angst, Death, Mild Violence
Main Characters: Dedan, Enoch, Hugo, Japhet, Puppeteer, Reader, The Batter, The Queen/Vader Eloha, You
Genres: Death, General, Psychological, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1594 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you first meet him, it’s easy to think he’s evil.

Slight You x Dedan
Published: 11/14/13 | Updated: 11/14/13
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Shoujo-ai
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame, Konan, Orochimaru, Pein, Reader, Sasori, Tobi, You, Zetsu
Genres: Angst, General, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 10950 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because even dangerous criminals can use a little affection every now and then.

(A collection of Reader x Akatsuki drabbles)
Published: 12/17/09 | Updated: 12/30/09
 
Death Note

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Ryuk, You
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, General, Humor, Occult, Paranormal, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble, General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 15 chapter(s) / 10190 words | Complete: No

Summary: Apples are red
Your face is blue
Say one more word
And I'll pulverize you

A collection of moments shared between a shinigami and the owner of his Death Note.

(You x Ryuk)
Published: 10/11/09 | Updated: 02/03/14
 
Poetry & Song, Free Verse

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death
Main Characters: None
Genres: Death, General | Story Types: General
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 332 words | Complete: No

Summary: When you stare at that casket it's like The End...


A collection of poems, a study on grief, and an oppurtunity to heal.
Published: 07/11/10 | Updated: 04/09/12
 
Silent Hill

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Pyramid Head, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Friendship, General, Horror, Humor, Occult, Supernatural | Story Types: General, One Shot, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 11053 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: All you wanted was a working phone. Instead, you got a town full of demons and a blade-wielding monster of a man who thought murdering and raping was an honest way to make a living. Well, at least it can’t get any worse, right?

You + Pyramid Head Friendship(?)
Published: 11/21/12 | Updated: 11/21/12
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Kisame, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You, Zabuza
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 18 chapter(s) / 37655 words | Complete: No

Summary: Kisame was the kid at the ninja academy who didn't have, need, or want any friends.

You were the kid who proved him wrong.

(You x Kisame)
Published: 10/18/09 | Updated: 12/23/10
 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Other, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, General, Parody, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 5129 words | Complete: No

Summary: Horses are talking to you, your fingers are MIA, and every curse you think up comes out of your mouth in the form of a barnyard animal pun.

Bucking ram it.
Published: 12/23/12 | Updated: 06/01/14
 
OFF

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Explicit Material, Femslash, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Multiple Partners, Physical Abuse, Rape, Sexual Abuse, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Slash, Squick, Strong Language
Main Characters: Puppeteer, Reader, The Batter, The Queen/Vader Eloha, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Lemon | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 6245 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You’re not sure how long you've been here. Not too long, you think, because you still have the will to fight. Beneath all the scars and fear and anger there is still a flicker of hope. It’s small and fragile and flutters with every passing day but it still burns with life.

It’s why you keep on breathing even though it fills your lungs with smoke.
Published: 09/30/13 | Updated: 09/30/13
 
Mass Effect

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Garrus Vakarian, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Lemon, Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Prequel, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3508 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Right then, more than anything, you wanted to be scorched by those smoldering flames, even if it meant reducing your body to nothing but ashes.

You(Shepard) x Garrus

Pure, unadulterated smut.
Published: 06/13/11 | Updated: 06/13/11
 
Homestuck

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Karkat Vantas
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Divergence, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2252 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Honestly, it was silly you’d ever thought they’d be used for anything else.

Pairing: You x Karkat.
Published: 02/08/14 | Updated: 02/08/14
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Femslash, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 10616 words | Complete: No

Summary: Some people say that love makes you crazy. That must be the case, because nothing short of insanity could explain why you would ever willingly spend time with these people.

You x Various
Published: 07/04/11 | Updated: 06/19/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Ichigo, Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1462 words | Complete: No

Summary: They’re going to wish they had some by the time you’re done with them.

You x Various
Published: 07/01/10 | Updated: 07/02/10
 
Naruto

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Violence
Main Characters: Kisame, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2509 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: My beloved monster and me
We go everywhere together
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
It gets us through all kinds of weather

(You x Kisame)
Published: 10/12/09 | Updated: 10/12/09
 
NiGHTS

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Physical Abuse, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: NiGHTS, Reader, Reala, You
Genres: Dark Fantasy, Drama, Horror, Psychological, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 3755 words | Complete: No

Summary:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the nightmares shall not creep
And if I die before I wake
May hell have mercy, for my sake…

One-sided Reala x You

(In response to One last wish’s 100 Themes Challenge.)
Published: 01/10/10 | Updated: 07/10/14
 
Invader Zim

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, General, Humor, Science Fiction | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2251 words | Complete: No

Summary: Whoever it was doing these awful things to your cows, they would pay dearly for their evil bovine-hating ways. Pay with their blood.

E-I-Frickin’-O.
Published: 06/30/11 | Updated: 06/30/11
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Kabuto, Kakuzu, Kisame, Konan, Orochimaru, Pein, Reader, Sasori, Tobi, You, Zetsu
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 15564 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Ever have one of those days when you just happen to wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Of course you have because today is one of those days. Sadly, for you, the wrong side of the bed just so happens to be the side of the bed next to the open window that’s three stories above the ground.

It was times like these you wondered why you ever joined the Akatsuki in the first place.

(Slight/Implied You x Deidara, You x Itachi, and You x Tobi)
Published: 10/20/09 | Updated: 10/20/09
 
Homestuck

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Eridan Ampora, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1194 words | Complete: No

Summary: Troll romance sure is weird!

You, Eridan, and all the quadrants. All of them.
Published: 05/26/14 | Updated: 05/26/14
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Mature Content, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Zetsu
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Death-Fic, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3808 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "Please...Feed me."

You would do anything for Zetsu.
Published: 10/12/09 | Updated: 10/12/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Hidan, Jiraiya, Kakuzu, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 7534 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: High school just got a little more terrifying.

(Slight You x Kakuzu)
Published: 11/12/09 | Updated: 11/12/09
 
Rise of the Guardians

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Nicholas St. North, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, General, Holiday, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 604 words | Complete: No

Summary: It’s not that you want to still believe in them…

…It’s that they refuse to let you forget you ever did in the first place.
Published: 03/30/13 | Updated: 03/30/13
 
Mass Effect

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Garrus Vakarian, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance | Story Types: General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1107 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because he wasn't the only one who hated the cold.

You(Shepard) x Garrus
Published: 02/03/10 | Updated: 02/03/10


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