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Member Profile: Tsula
Name: Tsula
Alias:
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 08/08/05
Last Logged In: 09/01/14
Skin: Shuriken
 
 
Contact: aireipsanzo MSN IM ai_reip_sanzo@hotmail.com Yahoo IM ai_reip_sanzo
Links: blog
Writing Schedule and Priorities
Writing Days: Monday ~ Friday

Priorities in order:

My Novels
Deception & Syndetos
Lacuna Memoria
The Slow Demise of Dolores Umbridge
Hentai-Mart & Citrus Scented Bleach
All other unfinished chapter fics
One-shots & new ideas
Unfinished booklets


Waiting to be Revised
Revision Days: Saturday and Sunday.

The Slow Demise of Dolores Umbridge {Reader x Snape} [Chapter Five]
The Distant Shore (Reader x Various) [Chapter Twenty-One]
Expressions (Reader x Kurotsuchi Mayuri) [Chapter Twenty-two]
Topsy-Turvy {Reader x Jigen} [Chapter Two]
Lacuna Memoria (Reader x ???) [Chapter Eight]
Lacuna Memoria (Reader x ???) [Chapter Nine]
Lacuna Memoria (Reader x ???) [Chapter Ten]
Entangled (Reader x Hiei) [Chapter Two]
Reader x Dean Winchester [One-shot]
Reader x Gabriel [One-shot]
Reader x Jareth [One-shot]
Reader x Sasuke Uchiha [One-shot]
Reader x Jiraiya [One-shot]
Hentai-mart (Reader x Various) [Chapter Eight] {Reader x Zaraki Kenpachi}
Hentai-Mart (Reader x Various) [Chapter Nine]
{Reader x Goemon}


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SECTION NEEDS FIXING.
CHAPTERS AND WORD COUNT NO LONGER ACCURATE.



Deception
|| CH. 21 || 81% {Word Count: 2282}
|| CH. 22 || 15% {Word Count: 472}


The Slow Demise of Dolores Umbridge
|| CH. 4 || 100% {Word Count: 1346}
|| CH. 5 || 40% {Word Count: 731}

Lacuna Memoria
|| CH. 5 || 30% {Word Count: 602}


Crossfire
|| Being Planned || {Word Count: 1810}


Untitled
|| Being Planned || {Word Count: 879}


Untitled
|| Being Planned || {Word Count: 1383}

Untitled
|| Idea ||

Tempting Death
|| Idea ||


Night Terrors
|| CH. 3 || 50% {Word Count: 1792}
|| CH. 4 || 20~25% {Word Count: 657}


Expressions
|| CH. 21 || 45~50% {Word Count: 450}


Syndetos
|| CH. 16 || 60~70% {Word Count: 2730}




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About Me
Birthday: August, 19th
Sign: Leo
Year of the: Dragon

Favorites
Book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Author(s): Conan Doyle, Rick Riordan, & J.K. Rowling
Movie: The Patriot
Manga: One Piece
Anime: One Piece
TV Show(s): Supernatural, True Blood, & Hannibal
Cartoon: Scooby Doo [Old ones]
Band: Pink Floyd
Game(s): Thief Deadly Shadows & Final Fantasy VII

Music
New Addiction: Five Finger Death Punch
Current Obsession(s): Shatter Me [Lindsey Stirling], Lift Me Up [FFDP], Bossa Nova Baby [Elvis], & The Pit [Doctor P & Adam F]
Current Favorites to Sing to: I See Fire [Ed Sheeran] & Suteki da ne [Susan Calloway]

Reading
Series': Jedi Apprentice || The Mortal Instruments
Books: 9. The Fight for Truth || 2. City of Ashes
Next Series: Episode I Adventures

Gaming
Just Finished: Watch Dogs
RePlaying: Final Fantasy XII
Going to Play: ???
Current MMO: None.
Future MMOs: Final Fantasy XIV, World of Warcraft (Next expansion), & Dying Light
Dying For: Prey 2, The Evil Within, Far Cry 4, & Warlords of Draenor

Movies
Just Watched: The Quiet Ones
Planning to Watch: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


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Stories
 
Hellsing

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Alucard, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1085 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A romantic moment shared on a dark night. ::Reader x Alucard::
Published: 04/15/07 | Updated: 04/15/07
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Ichigo
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 625 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You can think of little more entertaining, on an otherwise dull day, than pestering your beloved shinigami. ::Reader x Ichigo::
Published: 08/17/07 | Updated: 08/17/07
 
Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy 10, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Vampire Hunter D, Final Fantasy 10-2, Fullmetal Alchemist, Saiyuki, Sherlock Holmes, One Piece, Bleach, Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, Slayers, Howl's Moving Castle, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Suikoden III, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Suikoden II, Batman, Lupin the 3rd, Labyrinth, Pet Shop of Horrors, Final Fantasy 11, Final Fantasy 12, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fairy Tail, Phantom of the Opera, Tenchu, Thief, Zombie Loan, Tactics, Castlevania

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: 4th Hokage, Aizen, Akatsuki, Akatsuki Chika, Alucard, Alucard, Aso Sotetsu, Auron, Bakura, Balthier, Basch, Basil, Batman, Bekko, Belphegor, Byakuran, Byakuya, Chad, Choji, Chu, Cid, Cid, Cloud, Colonello, D, D, Deidara, Dino Cavallone, Don Quixote Doflamingo, Draco Malfoy, Duo, Edward, Enrico Maxwell, Envy, Fairy Tail Guild, Fran, Fran, Fuuta, Gaara, Gamma, Garrett, Gippal, Gojyo, Goku, Gokudera Hayato, Gray, Greed, Grimmjow, Hakka, Hakkai, Haku, Hakuryuu, Hanataro, Happy, Harry Potter, Haruka, Hazel, Heero, Hibari Kyoya, Hidan, Hiei, Hikaru, Himura Kenshin, Hisagi, Hitsugaya, Homura, Howl, Hugo, Hunny, Ichigo, Ichimaru, Inuyasha, Irie Shouichi, Iruka, Irvine, Ishida, Itachi, Jack Sparrow, Jareth, Jin, Jin, Jiraiya, Joachim Armster, Juraquille Mihawk, Kadaj, Kakashi, Kakuzu, Kankurou, Kaoru, Ken Joushima, Kiba, Kimimaro, Kira, Kisame, Koenma, Kougaiji, Kurama, Kuronue, Kyoya, L, Laguna, Lambo, Landis, Lee, Levi A Than, Lirin, Loki, Loz, Lupin, Lussuria, Luxus, Lyca, Madara, Malik, Mammon, Marik, Matt, Mello, Minato, Miroku, Monkey D. Dragon, Monkey D. Luffy, Mori, Mori, Mugen, Mukuro, Naraku, Naruto, Nataku, Natsu, Near, Neji, Nekozawa, Ni Jianyi, Nidaime Hokage, Nooj, Orochimaru, Other, Paladin Alexander Anderson, Pegasus, Pein, Pell, Portgas D. Ace, Q-chan, Quatre, Rasiel, Reader, Reborn, Renji, Reno, Rezo, Rikimaru, Rob Lucci, Rokudo Mukuro, Roy Mustang, Rufus, Sagara Sanosuke, Sai, Saito Hajime, Sanji, Sanzo, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sasori, Sasuke, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Sawatari Otsu, Scar, Seifer, Sephiroth, Sesshomaru, Seto Kaiba, Seymour Guado, Shanks, Shiba Reiichiro, Shikamaru, Shino, Shinomori Aoshi, Shishiwakamaru, Sirius, Snape, Spanner, Squall, Superbi Squalo, T-chan, Tachibana Shito, Tamaki, Tobi, Tom Riddle / Voldemort, Touya, Trowa, Tseng, Ukitake, Ulquiorra, Urahara, Usopp, Vaan, Various, Vayne Solidor, Vincent, Wufei, Xanxus, Xelloss, Yamamoto Takeshi, Yami, Yami Bakura, Yazoo, Yomi, Yondaime Hokage, You, Yusuke, Zack, Zaraki, Zarame, Zechs, Zelgadis, Zetsu, Zoro
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Parody, Reader Insert, Vignette
Length: 106 chapter(s) / 23751 words | Complete: No

Summary: Drabbles, Vignettes, and Ficlets.. Beware. This is what writers do when they have trouble actually putting out regular stories.

We write short and pointless little one-shots. ::Reader x Various::

104. Reader x Lambo
105. Reader x Gojyo
Published: 01/17/07 | Updated: 03/09/10
 
Bleach

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 171 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: His bells bring back memories. ::Reader x Zaraki:: [Crackish]

Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Gai, Neji
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 853 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There's only one way to make a Hyuuga growl. ::Reader x Neji::

|Dedicated to Crys-chan| [Part I]
Published: 01/29/08 | Updated: 01/29/08
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Chaka, Nefertari Cobra, Pell, Reader
Genres: Action, Angst, Death, Drama, Humor, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5205 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: One moment, can break you. ::Reader x Pell::
Published: 09/08/05 | Updated: 09/08/05
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 108 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He knew just how to make you smile. ::Reader x L::
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Harry Potter, Final Fantasy 12, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Rokudo Mukuro, Yamamoto Takeshi, Tom Riddle / Voldemort, Balthier
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 4422 words | Complete: No

Summary: And the music that captured the memory. ::Reader x Various::

1. Reader x Balthier
2. Reader x Mukuro
3. Reader x Yamamoto
4. Reader x Tom Riddle

{List removed. Will simply add whatever inspires me now.}
Published: 09/27/09 | Updated: 08/17/10
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Basil
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, General, Hentai, Horror, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mysticism, Paranormal, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Time Travel | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 82 chapter(s) / 28288 words | Complete: No

Summary: They can depict a moment, or a lifetime; foretell the beginning, or the end. They are the start and finish of a situation, and the ups and downs of compromise. ::Reader x Various::

{Mostly - Crack/Sex/Fluff}{Dedicated to: Crys-chan}

81. Reader x Hibari
82. Reader x Xanxus

| 82 / 1000 |
Published: 05/22/09 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Yu Yu Hakusho, Saiyuki, Bleach, Batman, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Supernatural

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Aizen, Balthazar, Byakuya, Dean Winchester, Hakkai, Hibari Kyoya, Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Lussuria, Other, Reader, Superbi Squalo, Urahara, Various, You, Jin
Genres: Action, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 2309 words | Complete: No

Summary: There is a song for every moment. ::Reader x Various::

Response to: "10 Songs, 10 Drabbles." by kappy-and-tea

Set One: 10/10 | Set Two: 4/10

11. Reader x Balthazar
12. Reader x Hibari
13. Reader x Dean
14. Reader x Jin
Published: 04/25/09 | Updated: 08/15/11
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Reader
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1142 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you ask Luffy to entertain you, you're asking for a lot of trouble. ::Reader x Luffy:: {Now just a one-shot}
Published: 02/06/08 | Updated: 02/06/08
 
"Air" by Tsula (8 Reviews)
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 828 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There was just no way he could ever live without you. ::Reader x Bruce Banner::
Published: 04/18/13 | Updated: 04/18/13
 
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Edward
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 118 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A futile attempt to improve his stature. ::Reader x Edward Elric:: [Crack]
Published: 02/05/09 | Updated: 02/05/09
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Portgas D. Ace
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, Real Person, Review, Roleplay, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 206 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He needs to learn when to shut up. ::Reader x Ace::
Published: 02/13/08 | Updated: 02/13/08
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Neji
Genres: Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 531 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: His favorite way to be welcomed home. ::Reader x Neji::

| Dedicated to: Crys-chan |
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Don Quixote Doflamingo, Monkey D. Luffy, Sanji, Zoro
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 321 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He always has to take things into his own hands—or make others do it for him. ::Reader x Doflamingo::

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Hiei, Reader, You, Yusuke
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 151 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A prankster learns a hard lesson. ::Reader x Hiei::
Published: 11/15/11 | Updated: 11/15/11
 
Twilight Series

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You, Jacob Black
Genres: Action, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1752 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He was always being rewarded for these kinds of things. ::Reader x Jacob Black::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Bleach

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Zaraki
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 170 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The bigger the better, right? ::Reader x Zaraki:: [Crack]
Published: 02/04/09 | Updated: 02/04/09
 
Final Fantasy 7, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note, Fairy Tail

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: 4th Hokage, Aburame Clan, Byakuya, Juraquille Mihawk, L, Minato, Other, Reader, Shino, Ukitake, Urahara, Various, Yondaime Hokage, You, Natsu, Vincent
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 295 words | Complete: No

Summary: They like to be 'mysterious', to keep people in the dark and wondering about all the things they leave unknown.

Well, let's just see how they like it when you decide to use the 'fan girl' approach to figure those things out. ::Reader x [Various]::
Published: 10/07/06 | Updated: 10/29/06
 
Lord of the Rings, Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Botan, Hiei, Koenma, Kurama, Kuwabara, Other, Reader, You, Yusuke
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Humor, Mystery, Mythology, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 910 words | Complete: No

Summary: Deep in the mountains, secrets are buried. An ancient tradition holds at bay, an unspeakable evil—a rite only invoked once every one-hundred and twenty years.

Leave it to Koenma to send you all there just in time to witness it first hand. ::Reader x Kurama::

*Chapter One: Edited*
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Supernatural

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gabriel
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 418 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When he decided you were done, you were done. ::Reader x Gabriel::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Gaara, Kakashi, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Tenten
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 7349 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (~Halloween Zombie Challenge~)

A night spent inside an old house in the forest. A mismatched group of friends and companions. Together you must venture deep within on what you had thought to be a simple evening of exploration.

Through out this night you shall be met with surprises, close encounters, tricks and treats of a strange sort, and a devious set of traps.

Think you can survive? Give it a try, only time will tell. And one word of advice, ‘Beware the bookshelf’. ::Reader x ???::
Published: 10/30/05 | Updated: 10/30/05
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Shino
Genres: Fluff, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 316 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Time shared together, is always precious. ::Reader x Shino::
Published: 04/27/06 | Updated: 04/27/06
 
House, M.D

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, G. House
Genres: Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 209 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He'd be undoing yours soon enough. ::Reader x House::
Published: 10/31/12 | Updated: 10/31/12
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Portgas D. Ace
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 84 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He never does think these things through. ::Reader x Ace:: [Dedicated to: Crys-chan]

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Hidan, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Ninja | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 249 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The Jashin follower has such a foul mouth. A little bit of ingenuity can combat that though. ::Reader x Hidan::
Published: 01/13/08 | Updated: 01/13/08
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Spencer Reid, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 310 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, at least now you don't have to worry about getting dressed. ::Reader x Reid::
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Hiei
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 195 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Curiosity reaps rewards. ::Reader x Hiei:: |Dedicated to Nichole|
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Sanzo
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 330 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And they just didn't get it. ::Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Bleach

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, PWP, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Aizen, Byakuya, Chad, Grimmjow, Hanataro, Hisagi, Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Ichimaru, Kira, Kon, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Renji, Ukitake, Ulquiorra, Urahara, Various, You, Zaraki
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 9597 words | Complete: No

Summary: A dash of Lemon, a hint of Lime, and lots of sex for all. ::Reader x [Various]::

(4.21.2013 - List Updated)
Published: 10/08/06 | Updated: 10/03/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Graphic Violence, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame, Pein, Tobi, Zetsu
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Ninja | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1548 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Akatsuki's finest start showing all the signs of stress, the Doctor's prescription is a little extracurricular activity. Too bad for them, you're not the average doctor. ::Reader x Akatsuki::
Published: 08/09/14 | Updated: 08/09/14
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Shanks
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 380 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And so you find that the infamous pirate feared through out the seas... is a comfy chair. ::Reader x Shanks::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sanzo
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 307 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You hadn't expected it, but the man had always had a habit of taking you off guard. ::Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Jiraiya
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 374 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Even something so seemingly innocent, is carried out like a true pervert. The man just loves to keep those hands busy. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mature Content, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Portgas D. Ace
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 736 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: This is why doors should always be locked behind you. ::Reader x Ace::
Published: 11/01/06 | Updated: 11/01/06
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Naruto, Sakura
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2658 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Ninjas are bound by the missions they accept. They are expected to complete them, no matter what it takes.

And he was never one to disappoint. ::Reader x Naruto::
Published: 10/01/06 | Updated: 10/01/06
 
Saiyuki

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Sanzo
Genres: Action, Comedy, Humor, Suspense | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1693 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: At least there was going to be one redeeming factor to the situation that had gone so horribly awry. ::Gojyo x Reader x Hakkai::
Published: 01/01/10 | Updated: 01/01/10
 
Final Fantasy 12

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: Balthier, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 268 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You both were seeking something that night, and maybe together it would be easier to reach. ::Reader x Balthier::

|~| Dedicated to: Crys-chan |~|
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Gundam Wing

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 300 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Leave it to Heero to ruin the fun. ::Reader x Trowa::
Published: 03/19/11 | Updated: 03/19/11
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, L
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 150 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was hard to resist an offer like that. ::Reader x L::
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Portgas D. Ace
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 308 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: This is why the cook is supposed to do the tasting. ::Reader x Ace:: [Dedicated to: Crys-chan]

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Sasuke
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 105 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He's just too proud to admit it. ::Reader x Sasuke::
Published: 02/26/08 | Updated: 02/26/08
 
Supernatural

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Bobby Singer, Crowley, Dean Winchester, Reader, Sam Winchester, You
Genres: None | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 711 words | Complete: No

Summary: The boys got to hunt down monsters, and you got to be Crowley's bitch. ::Reader x Crowley::
Published: 08/15/11 | Updated: 08/15/11
 
Batman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language, Suicide, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Batman, Joker, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 40068 words | Complete: No

Summary: Lives are lost everyday, and the world keeps turning. But some deaths come at a higher cost, and enlighten us to the darker side of human nature. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 03/24/09 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Aaron Hotchner, David Rossi, Derek Morgan, Jenifer 'JJ' Jareau, Spencer Reid
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1075 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: By far, the longest damn shortcut ever. {Reader x Morgan}
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, L
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 326 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little breakfast banter with relatively useless trivia facts. ::Reader x L:: [Slight Crack]
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08
 
Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Emotional Abuse, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Tony Stark, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 791 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The best remedy for your 'condition'. ::Reader x Tony::

-Installment One of Stress Writing-
Published: 07/18/12 | Updated: 07/18/12
 
Batman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joker
Genres: Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 419 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You could certainly put his frustrations to good use. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Spencer Reid
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 359 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It totally counted. ::Reader x Reid::
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 920 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You never would of thought he didn't like the cold. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 04/24/06 | Updated: 04/24/06
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Shanks
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 154 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Even smashed, he still had to outsmart you. ::Reader x Shanks::

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Marvel Comics, Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Bruce Banner / Hulk, Reader, Tony Stark, Tony Stark / Iron Man, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 455 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was his own fault. He should have just left well enough alone. ::Tony x Reader x Bruce::
Published: 07/04/12 | Updated: 07/04/12
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, 4th Hokage, Jiraiya, Minato
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 347 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: I swear man, it was right here! ::Reader x Minato:: [CRACK]
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Twilight Series

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Jacob Black
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 290 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Certainly not what you expected when you ran out to greet him. In fact, it was even better. ::Reader x Jacob Black::
Published: 03/16/13 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, You, Hiei
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 432 words | Complete: No

Summary: He was your rock. When things got bad, or you just needed someone, he was always there for you. He was your best friend in the world.

And there you were making the stupid mistake of falling head over heels for him. As if you really needed any more drama in your life. ::OC x Reader x Hiei::
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11
 
Bleach

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 7746 words | Complete: No

Summary: It's the little things he does, that give his feelings away. ::Reader x Mayuri::
Published: 04/10/09 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Sanzo
Genres: Fluff | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 290 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A conversation about the future. ::Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Urahara
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Paranormal, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 5167 words | Complete: No

Summary:
[Dead Until Further Notice.. and until rewritten]
Published: 08/05/06 | Updated: 11/19/06
 
Batman

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joker
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 317 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Call it what he may, you still considered it stalking. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 03/09/13 | Updated: 03/09/13
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Shanks
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 328 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Everyone is afraid of something. ::Reader x Shanks::
Published: 07/10/08 | Updated: 07/10/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Gai, Neji
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 386 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was a special day, and needed to be marked as such. ::Reader x Neji:: [Dedicated to Crys-chan]
Published: 07/03/08 | Updated: 07/03/08
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2278 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Customers are stupid. [Slight]::Reader x Kisuke::
Published: 11/01/06 | Updated: 11/01/06
 
Twilight Series

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Emotional Abuse, Mild Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Edward Cullen
Genres: Angst, Drama | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 289 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: All he wanted in that moment, was to track her down and make her pay. ::Reader x Edward Cullen::

-Installment Six of Stress Writing-
Published: 03/09/13 | Updated: 03/09/13
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Hiei, Kuwabara, Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1389 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Men and their sports... ::Reader x Yusuke::
Published: 04/24/06 | Updated: 04/24/06
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, L
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 329 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He was really very thoughtful. ::Reader x L::
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Batman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Batman, Joker
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 3226 words | Complete: No

Summary: There really is nothing like spending a night with a madman to make you question your life choices. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 08/16/14 | Updated: 08/31/14
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Reader, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 560 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: So much for a peaceful afternoon. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 02/15/11 | Updated: 02/15/11
 
Batman

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joker
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 492 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Either you needed to buy him a dictionary or teach him a lesson in basic etiquette. :: Reader x Joker ::
Published: 08/02/14 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Castle

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You, Richard Castle
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 367 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, at least if he really did lose his hair he still had other desirable traits. ::Reader x Richard Castle::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Byakuya, Renji
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 319 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Byakuya has an interesting way to keep entertained–too bad it involves pain on Renji's part. ::Reader x Byakuya:: [CRACK]

Dedicated to: Crys-chan
Published: 05/12/09 | Updated: 05/12/09
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Juraquille Mihawk
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 144 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The thrill of it's in the chase. ::Reader x Mihawk::
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Usopp
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Humor, Supernatural | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 505 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It would have been a lot less annoying if you had gotten lost with Zoro. (Slight){Reader x Usopp}
Published: 09/30/11 | Updated: 09/30/11
 
Comedy & Humor, Articles

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Paranormal | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 745 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes it's just too tempting. {For Comedic Purposes Only}
Published: 04/27/11 | Updated: 04/27/11
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Hiei
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 164 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In such cases he really needs to learn to ignore you. ::Reader x Hiei::
Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Batman

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Joker, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 559 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The first and second time, you'd chocked it up to bad luck. But by the fourth time, you knew he was just doing it to piss you off. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 04/26/11 | Updated: 04/26/11
 
One Piece, Bleach, Hellsing, Lupin the 3rd, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Twilight Series, Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Mildly Explicit
Main Characters: Alaude, Alucard, Asari Ugetsu, Basil, Belphegor, Byakuran, Colonello, Crocodile, Daemon Spade, Dino Cavallone, Don Quixote Doflamingo, Dracule Mihawk, Edward Cullen, Enrico Maxwell, Fon, Fran, G., Garrett, Giotto, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Irie Shouichi, Jacob Black, Jyabura, Kawahira, Ken Joushima, Knuckle, Kozato Enma, Lambo, Lampo, Mammon, Monkey D. Luffy, Paladin Alexander Anderson, Paulie, Pell, Pip, Portgas D. Ace, Rasiel, Reader, Reborn, Rob Lucci, Rokudo Mukuro, Sanji, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Shamal, Shanks, Skull, Smoker, Spanner, Superbi Squalo, Trafalgar Law, Various, Verde, Walter, Xanxus, Yamamoto Takeshi, You, Zoro, Apollo
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, General, Gothic, Hentai, Horror, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Martial Arts, Mecha, Mystery, Mysticism, Mythology, Ninja, Occult, Other, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 31747 words | Complete: No

Summary: Always fresh—always cheap. { Reader x Various }

1. Scream - Reader x TYL!Hibari
2. Hypnotic - Reader x Alucard
3. Breaking Point - Reader x Shanks
4. Exposed - Reader x Shinji
5. The Perfect Heist - Reader x Jigen
6. Fate - Reader x Jacob Black
7. Gift From the Gods - Reader x Apollo

(02.25.2013 - List update; more pairings added)
Published: 10/04/09 | Updated: 08/16/14
 
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Near, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1346 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: What an interesting night.. You get to confess your feelings, snuggle with your superior, and even learn a well kept secret of his. All thanks to a bit of insomnia. ::Reader x Near::
Published: 09/29/06 | Updated: 09/29/06
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Monkey D. Luffy, Sanji
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 276 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: At the end of the day, you may have been dead on your feet. But, honestly, it had been a great Christmas. ::Luffy x Reader x Sanji::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, L
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 177 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because being with him, you never had to pretend. ::Reader x L::
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Fairy Tail

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gray, Natsu
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 390 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Being so competitive, makes them easy to manipulate. ::Gray x Reader x Natsu:: [Dedicated to: Crys-chan]
Published: 02/22/09 | Updated: 02/22/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Choji Akimichi, Gaara, Hinata, Ino, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kankurou, Kiba, Konohamaru, Lee, Master Sarutobi, Naruto, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, Temari
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Humor, Ninja, Religious | Story Types: One Shot, Parody
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5283 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When God gets bored, he comes to Earth. When Naruto gets bored, he causes trouble.

Don't you find it ironic how they both get bored on the same day?

Trouble is what ensues when the blonde ninja meets up with the almighty being. Poor God, this isn't exactly the kind of excitement he was looking for.

::Warning~ Not for highly fanatic religious people who can't take a joke::
Published: 02/17/06 | Updated: 02/17/06
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Neji, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 876 words | Complete: No

Summary: Love is mesmerizing. ::Reader x Neji::

|~| Dedicated to Crys-chan |~|
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 01/09/10
 
Resident Evil

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 366 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: What if Umbrella's T-Virus actually hit the shelves, but they were forced to be truthful about possible side effects? ::Reader x Leon::
Published: 02/24/09 | Updated: 01/03/10
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Cid, Cloud
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 627 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Just your luck to be stuck on a tiny ship with two dumb blonds. ::Reader x Cid::
Published: 08/17/07 | Updated: 08/17/07
 
Marvel Comics, Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Tony Stark, You, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1652 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was never easy working for him. But, being his lawyer wasn't without perks. ::Reader x Tony Stark::
Published: 09/14/11 | Updated: 09/14/11
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, Shanks
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 114 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Logic demands he have an accent. ::Reader x Shanks:: [CRACK]
Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Violence, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner / Hulk, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 357 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: One of these days you really were going to hit him. ::Tony x Reader x Bruce::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Hakkai, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 608 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: An old game improvised. ::Reader x Hakkai::
Published: 08/12/08 | Updated: 08/12/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Jiraiya
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 567 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: If he was smart, he would never doubt your logic again. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Jiraiya, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 266 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He just doesn't learn. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Jiraiya
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 285 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Evil knows no bounds, and he was starting to understand that. Slowly, but surely. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 07/22/09 | Updated: 07/22/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Jiraiya
Genres: Comedy, Death, Horror, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1080 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Something evil was lurking in the cupboards and you sure as heck weren't going to be the one to investigate. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 08/02/14 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Naruto

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Neji, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 315 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little affection in the falling snow. ::Reader x Neji:: |Dedicated to Crys-chan|
Published: 01/30/08 | Updated: 01/30/08
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Reader, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Tom Riddle / Voldemort, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 19571 words | Complete: No

Summary: For fourteen years you lived with the hard truth that your amnesia may never be cured, that you would never recall your family or what sort of life you'd had before. You had accepted that those memories would remain lost... until two strangers showed up in your house.

And you could swear that you knew this Lord Voldemort from somewhere. ::Reader x ???::
Published: 10/13/13 | Updated: 09/01/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 172 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was about as good a compliment as you were going to get out of him. ::Reader x Zaraki:: [Crackish]
Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Neji
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 187 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Ah, what a day it is to turn twenty-one. ::Reader x Neji:: |Dedicated to Crys-chan|
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Writers' Guide

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: None
Genres: None | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 848 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A few tips and tricks I've picked up over the years.
Published: 08/05/14 | Updated: 08/05/14
 
Harry Potter, Naruto, Gundam Wing, Saiyuki, One Piece, Bleach, Hellsing, Death Note, Labyrinth, Final Fantasy 12, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Marvel Comics, Zombie Loan, Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: 4th Hokage, Balthier, Belphegor, Byakuya, Fuuta, Gojyo, Goku, Gokudera Hayato, Hakkai, Hibari Kyoya, Hitsugaya, I-Pin, Ichigo, Jareth, L, Lambo, Lussuria, Minato, Monkey D. Luffy, Other, Reader, Reborn, Rokudo Mukuro, Sanji, Sanzo, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Shino, Superbi Squalo, Tachibana Shito, Ukitake, Usopp, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi, You, Zaraki, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 41 chapter(s) / 11377 words | Complete: No

Summary: One word can change an entire situation--for better, or for worse. ::Reader x Various:: [Mostly Crack]

Response to: "50 Words of the Day Challenge!" by Moonlit_Dawn


Day 30. Reader x L
Day 31. Reader x Minato
Day 32. Reader x Naruto
Day 33. Reader x Sanzo
Day 34. Reader x Zaraki
Day 35. Reader x Tony Stark
Published: 04/29/09 | Updated: 10/21/12
 
Lupin the 3rd

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 618 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There was going to be hell to pay in the morning. ::Reader x Goemon:: {Dedicated to: Crys-chan}
Published: 04/12/11 | Updated: 04/12/11
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death
Main Characters: Reader, Portgas D. Ace
Genres: Angst, Death, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 202 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You had hoped he would open his eyes and smile as usual to ease your pain—but he never moved. ::Reader x Ace::
Published: 02/07/08 | Updated: 02/07/08
 
Tenchu

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Rikimaru
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 285 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little case of mistaken identity. ::Reader x Rikimaru:: [Crack]
Published: 02/11/09 | Updated: 02/11/09
 
Howl's Moving Castle

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Howl
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 207 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Perhaps you should have taken up art instead. ::Reader x Howl::
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Spencer Reid
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 248 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You found it cute that he actually had to ask. ::Reader x Reid::
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 762 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Out of all the places he could have gone, he came to you. ::Reader x Koenma::
Published: 05/10/06 | Updated: 05/10/06
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Drug References, Emotional Abuse, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4169 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Perhaps a little more ‘extravagant’ than you’d planned, but it all worked out regardless. ::Reader x Bruce::

-Installment Two of Stress Writing-
Published: 07/20/12 | Updated: 07/20/12
 
Essays

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Blood, Guts, & Gore, Death
Main Characters: None
Genres: Death, Mystery, Police | Story Types: Death-Fic, Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 124 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: For a crime to be a crime, there must be one of seven elements present. [Criminology Drabble]
Published: 02/04/07 | Updated: 02/04/07
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Sanji, Usopp, Zoro
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 879 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There is one way to wake a sleeping swordsman. ::Reader x Zoro::
Published: 04/27/06 | Updated: 04/27/06
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Portgas D. Ace, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1171 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because he simply couldn't wait. ::Reader x Ace::

{Dedicated to: Crys-chan}
{Happy Valentine's Day~}
Published: 02/14/10 | Updated: 02/14/10
 
House, M.D

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Drug References, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You, G. House
Genres: Angst, Drama | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 283 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When he wanted to, he knew just how to hurt people. ::Reader x House::
Published: 03/16/13 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Severus Snape
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 777 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Severus always seemed to know everything but this time you were sure your question would stump him. ::Reader x Severus Snape::
Published: 08/02/14 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 984 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He always did have the best ideas. ::Reader x Bruce Banner::
Published: 08/17/14 | Updated: 08/17/14
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Sanji
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 495 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: All mornings should be as sweet. ::Reader x Sanji:: [Dedicated to Crys-chan]
Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Cloud
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 196 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Next time, Vincent would be waking you up. ::Reader x Cloud::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Comedy, Humor, Lime, Martial Arts, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 818 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes a little incentive is all it takes. ::Reader x Cloud::
Published: 10/21/10 | Updated: 10/21/10
 
Batman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, You, Batman, Joker
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor, Lime, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5572 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Following your dream is no picnic. Especially when it means living paycheck to paycheck and working yourself to death just to get by.

Needless to say: you had no time to go hunting romance. However, one day it decided to come hunting you. ::Reader x ???::
Published: 08/09/14 | Updated: 08/09/14
 
Marvel Comics, Thor, The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Loki
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 288 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It just took a little persuasion to get him to see things your way. ::Reader x Loki::
Published: 08/02/14 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Urahara
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 939 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's a fact of life; caffeine is evil. ::Reader x Kisuke::
Published: 11/01/06 | Updated: 11/01/06
 
Hellsing

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Alucard
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Horror, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 3969 words | Complete: No

Summary: It's not uncommon for children to fear the monsters lurking in the darkness. Yet where does this fear come from? Is it entirely unfounded? Or might there be something more to these tales that we are so quick to dismiss? ::Reader x Alucard::
Published: 05/03/11 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Shanks
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Occult | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 779 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In ancient mythology, red hair was seen as the trait of a vampire. ::Reader x Shanks:: [Crack w/ slight Hellsing reference]
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Harry Potter, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Saiyuki, One Piece, Hellsing, Lupin the 3rd, Pet Shop of Horrors, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1185 words | Complete: No

Summary: Random facts, awkward moments, and a whole lot of crack. ::Reader x Various::
Published: 08/30/09 | Updated: 09/02/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sawada Tsunayoshi
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 239 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was mortifying enough to be the topic of that kind of conversation, and your logic certainly didn't help. ::Reader x Tsuna::
Published: 02/27/11 | Updated: 02/27/11
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Cid
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 743 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He's fun to rile.. ::Reader x Cid::
Published: 06/22/06 | Updated: 06/22/06
 
Sherlock Holmes

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Drug References
Main Characters: None
Genres: General | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 243 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Tis' for the boredom. ::Holmes::
Published: 09/24/05 | Updated: 12/08/05
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Shino
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 378 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you're stuck, the right way tends to be the simplest. ::Reader x Shino::
Published: 06/03/06 | Updated: 06/03/06
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Orochimaru, Sasuke
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 768 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Looks like Google was right. ::Reader x Sasuke::
Published: 03/19/11 | Updated: 03/19/11
 
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Spoilers, Suicide
Main Characters: Other
Genres: Angst, Classic, Death, Drama, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 557 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: I only wanted peace. ::Jekyll::
Published: 06/08/06 | Updated: 06/08/06
 
Essays

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Death | Story Types: Death-Fic, Drabble, One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 222 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: We draw the line of patience and forgiveness; it's length depends on the person in question. So to, does how one fights back when that line is crossed. [Criminology Drabble]
Published: 02/10/07 | Updated: 02/10/07
 
Hellsing

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Enrico Maxwell, Reader
Genres: None | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1076 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Just when you'd resigned yourself to being alone, he decided to step in and change that. ::Reader x Maxwell::
Published: 05/19/06 | Updated: 05/19/06
 
X-Men, Star Wars Series, Dragon Ball Series, Gundam Wing, Saiyuki, One Piece, Bleach, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Devil May Cry, Pet Shop of Horrors, Fairy Tail, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, 07-Ghost, Assassin's Creed, The Mentalist, Iron Man, L.A. Noire, Hitman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Aaron Hotchner, Agent 47, Balthazar, Castiel, Crowley, D, Dante, Dean Winchester, Derek Morgan, Frau, Gabriel, Goku, Goku, Heero, Ivan Vanko, Leonardo da Vinci, Lucifer, Monkey D. Luffy, Natsu, Ni Jianyi, Patrick Jane, Reader, Roy Earle, Sam Winchester, Shanks, Sokka, Tony Stark, Various, Vegeta, Wolverine, You, Zaraki, Zuko
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Occult, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 79 chapter(s) / 22003 words | Complete: No

Summary: For all the men that I believe do not get the appreciation they deserve. ::Reader x Various::

(-Response to "365 Days a Year" by DesertRose-)
Published: 10/01/11 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 165 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You considered it the upside getting sick. ::Reader x Dante::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 249 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "Here, kitty kitty~" You were so going to be dead by the end of the night. ::Reader x Lucci::

| ~ | Dedicated to: Crys-chan | ~ |
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Psych

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Carlton Lassiter
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 343 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: That was exactly the thing to cheer him up. ::Reader x Lassiter::
Published: 03/11/13 | Updated: 03/11/13
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Trafalgar Law
Genres: Action, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 525 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Trouble with a capital T. ::Reader x Trafalgar Law::
Published: 07/18/12 | Updated: 07/18/12
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Spencer Reid
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 306 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He knew just what to say. ::Reader x Reid::
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
One Piece

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Monkey D. Luffy
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 268 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, at least they are good for something. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 02/04/08 | Updated: 02/04/08
 
Saiyuki

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Sanzo
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 99 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He has his moments. ::Reader x Sanzo:: [Implied]
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Bleach

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness
Main Characters: Grimmjow, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 146 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In this case, the most thoughtful present both from and for him. ::Reader x Grimmjow::

| ~ | Dedicated to Angie for giving me the idea | ~ |
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Spencer Reid
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 585 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When all else fails, read the manual. ::Reader x Reid::
Published: 01/09/11 | Updated: 01/09/11
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, You, Naruto
Genres: Action, Drama, Ninja, Suspense | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 174 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Even when there was no hope, he was still willing to fight to save what was precious to you. ::Reader x Naruto::
Published: 11/28/11 | Updated: 11/28/11
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Zoro
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 313 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He just lives for confrontation. ::Reader x Zoro::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Sanzo
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 271 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It didn't feel right to love something he hated. ::Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 07/10/08 | Updated: 07/10/08
 
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: L, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1370 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There is always one good way into a man's heart. For this man, that something is sugarcoated. ::Reader x L::
Published: 09/08/06 | Updated: 09/08/06
 
Iron Man

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Ivan Vanko
Genres: Death, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 375 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He'd do anything for you.

Anything. ::Reader x Ivan Vanko:: {Movie-verse}
Published: 11/08/11 | Updated: 11/08/11
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sawada Tsunayoshi
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 242 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: After all, practice makes perfect. ::Reader x Tsuna::
Published: 02/27/11 | Updated: 02/27/11
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Violence
Main Characters: Zaraki
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 477 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He was not without chivalry. ::Reader x Zaraki::
Published: 02/20/11 | Updated: 02/20/11
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Brook, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Zoro
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1766 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Knowing that he was going to save you, made fear absolutely impossible. ::Reader x Sanji::
Published: 08/15/11 | Updated: 08/15/11
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Gaara
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 374 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was just too good a chance to miss. ::Reader x Gaara::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Fluff, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, Lemon, One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1897 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: 'Victory' comes in many forms. ::Reader x Touya::
Published: 03/08/06 | Updated: 03/08/06
 
Harry Potter, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Final Fantasy 7, One Piece, Bleach, Resident Evil, Batman, Lupin the 3rd, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Psych

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Harry Potter, Kakashi, Naruto, Reader, Sakura, Urahara, Various, You, Carlton Lassiter
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 4586 words | Complete: No

Summary: A selection of scenes and what "should" have happened in them. ::Reader x Various::

9. Bellamy x Reader x Zoro
10. Reader x Luffy
11. Reader x Harry
12. Reader x Leon
13. Reader x Lassiter
Published: 08/31/09 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Byakuya, Hanataro, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Orihime, Other, Reader, Rukia, Yoruichi, You, Zaraki
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 5736 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's Valentine's day in Seireitei—the season of love and romance. However a certain captain is hardly in the spirit of the season. And it could have something to do with your new 'secret admirer'. ::Reader x Zaraki::
Published: 04/10/09 | Updated: 08/31/14
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sawada Tsunayoshi
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 364 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: So much for getting to eat. ::Reader x tyl!Tsuna::
Published: 02/21/11 | Updated: 02/21/11
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, L
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 81 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He sucks with gifts. ::Reader x L:: [Crack]
Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Hidan, Ino, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Tsunade
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Mystery, Ninja, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Tragedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2179 words | Complete: No

Summary: He hunts down those he deems unworthy, and puts them to the ultimate test. This time, he has you in his sights.

“I want to play a game.” ::Reader x Shikamaru::
Published: 02/04/09 | Updated: 02/04/09
 
Final Fantasy 10-2

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Nooj, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 291 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He knew you'd understand. ::Reader x Nooj::
Published: 08/17/07 | Updated: 08/17/07
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gojyo, Hakkai
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 875 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There he was yet again, right when you needed him the most. ::Reader x Hakkai::
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Aeris, Barrett, Cait Sith, Cid, Cloud, Elena, Hojo, Marlene, Other, Reader, Red XIII, Reeve, Reno, Rude, Rufus, Scarlet, Sephiroth, Tifa, Tseng, Vincent, Yuffie
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Humor, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 8347 words | Complete: No

Summary: {On hold- No writing drive for it. DX} There are some things, we just can't explain. Things that haunt us without reason, fears that torture us in ways we can't convey.. Times we find ourselves inside the world of our favorite video game..?

When the tables turn and the lights go out, what choice will you make to stay alive? ::Reader x (Your choice)::

Yes, this is a ‘real’ CYOA.
Published: 03/29/06 | Updated: 05/09/06
 
Harry Potter

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sirius
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 204 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He couldn't resist the pun. ::Reader x Sirius::
Published: 02/08/09 | Updated: 02/08/09
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2632 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: People always need something to keep them occupied. ::Reader x Jin::
Published: 09/26/06 | Updated: 09/26/06
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Hiei, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 454 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He can't be cold all the time. ::Reader x Hiei::
Published: 04/27/06 | Updated: 04/27/06
 
One Piece

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Don Quixote Doflamingo, Juraquille Mihawk, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Shanks
Genres: Action, Adventure, Death, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 34621 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Luck was deemed a woman for a reason; that being because her mood changes so often.

One minute she will love you unconditionally and the next, she’ll want to crush your bones with her bare hands. ::Reader x Mihawk::
Published: 04/15/06 | Updated: 07/15/06
 
Saiyuki

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gojyo, Sanzo
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 341 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And he thought Sanzo's fan was painful. ::Gojyo x Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 03/09/13 | Updated: 03/09/13
 
Harry Potter

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 248 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A bit of late night pranking. ::Reader x Sirius::
Published: 02/05/09 | Updated: 02/05/09
 
Final Fantasy 12

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Balthier
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Lime, Mystery, Mysticism, Romance, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 22 chapter(s) / 9700 words | Complete: No

Summary: Every day is an adventure, especially when dealing with pirates. ::Reader x Balthier::

{Response to: "100 Drabbles Adventure" by SubtleQuirk}
{Dedicated to: SubtleQuirk & Crys-chan}
Published: 07/19/10 | Updated: 08/31/14
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1895 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And Bruce thought he had anger issues. This made him look almost tame.

Almost. ::Reader x Bruce::
Published: 07/19/12 | Updated: 07/19/12
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Kankurou
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 172 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The downside of being a ninja. ::Reader x Kankuro::

Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Monkey D. Luffy
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 444 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: To think he actually considered that far ahead.. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
Tenchu

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Rikimaru, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 261 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There was no other explanation for it. ::Reader x Rikimaru::
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Death Note

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Strong Language
Main Characters: L, Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 12887 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: “I made a grave miscalculation when I decided to come after you.”

He's not entirely used to mistakes on his part, and this has to be the biggest one he's ever made. ::Reader x L::
Published: 01/30/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Writers' Guide

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: Other | Story Types: General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3214 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Stories are only as good as they are loved.
Published: 01/08/06 | Updated: 01/08/06
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Silliness, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Sanji, Usopp, Zoro
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Crossover, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 6406 words | Complete: No

Summary: A change of scenery, a wicked enchantment, a whole new adventure, and... a script?

The clever use of a very odd devil fruit has the Straw Hat crew landed in a most peculiar situation. Now if they ever want to return to their normal lives, a power spell must be broken.

All for the sake of entertaining a stranger. ::Reader x Zoro::

{Dedicated to: Crys-chan & Mitternacht}
Published: 02/15/07 | Updated: 08/09/14
 
House, M.D

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, G. House
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 412 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He was bored, you were trying to read... not really a good mix. ::Reader x House::
Published: 03/16/13 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, You, Akatsuki, Iruka, Kakashi, Naruto, Pein, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Tobi, Tsunade, Zetsu
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mystery, Ninja, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Tragedy | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 3812 words | Complete: No

Summary: There was a traitor inside the Daimyo's castle, betraying secrets to an unknown enemy. Your orders were to deal with him discreetly; his treachery was to be kept silent.

It seemed simple enough. You would sneak into the castle, dispose of him, and be gone without a trace. However things are rarely as simple as they appear, and the events of that night caused your life to unravel.

Because you had walked right into a trap. ::Reader x Kakashi::
Published: 01/02/11 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Bleach

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Urahara
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 317 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because sex solves everything. ::Reader x Kisuke:: [Crack]
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Emotional Abuse, Mild Violence
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 651 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Her one and only talent was pissing people off. With Bruce around, that is a dangerous game to play. ::Reader x Bruce::

-Installment Four of Stress Writing-
Published: 10/24/12 | Updated: 10/24/12
 
Marvel Comics, Iron Man, The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, You, Tony Stark, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 728 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Lies and deceit come with a price and payback is a bitch. She was learning that the hard way. ::Reader x Tony Stark::

-Installment Three of Stress Writing-
Published: 10/24/12 | Updated: 10/24/12
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Gaara, Kankurou
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1313 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He can be so stubborn sometimes.. ::Reader x Gaara::
Published: 04/27/06 | Updated: 04/27/06
 
Labyrinth

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Silliness, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Jareth, Reader, Sarah, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Crossover, General, Reader Insert
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 32618 words | Complete: No

Summary: The Goblin King is real, and one mistake leads you to be bound to him forever—a mistake that started with a dream.

A dream so real that it swallowed you whole. ::Reader x Jareth:: {HP x Labyrinth}
Published: 12/20/06 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, You, Monkey D. Luffy, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 242 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Only they would think up something like this. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 02/15/11 | Updated: 02/15/11
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Hinata, Neji, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 567 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes, blackmail doesn't always work. ::Reader x Neji:: |Dedicated to Crys-chan|
Published: 01/30/08 | Updated: 01/30/08
 
Batman

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mature Content, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joker
Genres: Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 310 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: For you, punishment was more of a reward. ::Reader x Joker::
Published: 03/16/13 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Shino
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 142 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little butterfly knowledge. ::Reader x Shino::
Published: 01/16/09 | Updated: 01/16/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Shino
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 123 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, at least you learned your lesson. ::Reader x Shino::
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Fairy Tail

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Happy, Natsu
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 327 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He was going to have it his way, and that was that. ::Reader x Natsu::
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Zetsu
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 454 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because plants, just like animals, can tell when you are sad. ::Reader x Zetsu::
Published: 01/02/10 | Updated: 01/02/10
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Cloud, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 128 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Something simple, but incredibly sweet to brighten up your day. ::Reader x Cloud:: *Fixed*
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You, Brook, Franky, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Zoro
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 980 words | Complete: No

Summary: One minute he's on the menu and the next he's a part of the crew... Sanji wasn't too happy about that though. ::Mr Pinchy x Reader x Sanji:: {Dedicated to: Resurii}
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Naruto

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Jiraiya, Kakashi, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Other, Reader, Tenten
Genres: Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5057 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you said you wanted to 'spar' with him, this wasn't quite what you had in mind. ::Reader x Neji::
Published: 02/21/06 | Updated: 02/21/06
 
One Piece

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Brook, Don Quixote Doflamingo, Franky, Monkey D. Dragon, Monkey D. Luffy, Pell, Portgas D. Ace, Reader, Rob Lucci, Sanji, Shanks, Smoker, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Various, You, Zoro
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, General, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mystery, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 20 chapter(s) / 7705 words | Complete: No

Summary: Life on the seas is ever changing. It is filled with the promise of romance, danger, and adventure. {Reader x Various}

{Mostly Crack/Smut/Fluff}

19. Reader x Shanks
20. Reader x Luffy

{19/1000}
Published: 12/05/09 | Updated: 08/09/14
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Emotional Abuse, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Drama, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1209 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It really didn't surprise either of you that she'd finally lost her mind. Didn't mean you weren't pissed though. ::Reader x Aokiji::

-Installment Five of Stress Writing-
Published: 03/09/13 | Updated: 03/09/13
 
Yu Yu Hakusho, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note, Suikoden III, Suikoden II

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Mystery, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 6120 words | Complete: No

Summary: A collection of sweet and random scenes. ::Reader x Various::
Published: 10/21/06 | Updated: 03/28/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Hidan
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 240 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It just seemed to fit. ::Reader x Hidan:: [Utter Crack]
Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Writers' Guide

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor | Story Types: Other
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2506 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A collection of things that I have learned over the years.
Published: 07/27/14 | Updated: 07/27/14
 
Hellsing

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Alucard
Genres: Comedy, Horror | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 225 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He had to come from somewhere. ::Reader x Alucard:: [Dedicated to VampirePumpkins]
Published: 07/10/08 | Updated: 07/10/08
 
Writers' Guide

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: General | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1783 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Some tips that have helped me over the years.
Published: 08/14/14 | Updated: 08/14/14
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Fluff, Mild Violence, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Reader, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 10275 words | Complete: No

Summary: She was doomed the moment she stepped into that classroom.

She just didn't know it yet. ::Reader x Severus Snape::
Published: 04/17/13 | Updated: 08/09/14
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: L, Reader
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 642 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because you never really know, do you? ::Reader x L::

[Dedicated to Mitternacht]
Published: 11/01/06 | Updated: 11/01/06
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Itachi, Sasuke
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 572 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because this is how it really happened. ::Reader x Itachi:: [CRACK]
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Harry Potter

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Sirius
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 74 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A simple question, simple answer, and a bad pun. ::Reader x Sirius:: [Implied]
Published: 05/21/08 | Updated: 05/21/08
 
Harry Potter

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You, Sirius
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 183 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He wanted to do something special. ::Reader x Sirius::
Published: 04/11/09 | Updated: 04/11/09
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Jiraiya
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 168 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And he did not know how to respond. ::Reader x Jiraiya::

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 01/17/09
 
Hellsing

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Alucard
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 264 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Testing an old legend for the sake of curiosity. ::Reader x Alucard::
Published: 12/25/08 | Updated: 12/25/08
 
Lupin the 3rd

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 3575 words | Complete: No

Summary: Who knew babysitting could be such a nightmare? Not only is the kid a spoiled rotten pain in the rear, but he's also a magnet for trouble it seems. What was supposed to be a trip to pacify the tantrum-prone brat, turned into a hostage situation gone wrong. And if dealing with the kid wasn't bad enough, now you have to put up with three thieves that seem to think you have something they want. Problem is: you'd never heard of the damn thing. ::Reader x Jigen::
Published: 07/29/10 | Updated: 08/24/14
 
One Piece

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, You, Monkey D. Luffy, Sanji
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 433 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And thanks to him, the situation went from annoying to flat out embarrassing. ::Reader x Luffy::
Published: 02/15/11 | Updated: 02/15/11
 
Hellsing

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Alucard, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 654 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The Prankster becomes the Pranked, when a little bit of fun backfires. ::Reader x Alucard::Dedicated to: VampirePumpkins
Published: 10/03/09 | Updated: 10/03/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Jiraiya
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 508 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You know that you could have just asked, but it is always more fun to one up him. ::Reader x Jiraiya::
Published: 02/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
 
Supernatural

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Dean Winchester, Gabriel, Reader, Sam Winchester, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 405 words | Complete: No

Summary: Your best memories were snow covered. ::Reader x Various::

{Response to "25 Winter Themes" by Bluewaters}

1. Reader x Gabriel
2. Reader x Dean
Published: 10/08/11 | Updated: 10/24/11
 
House, M.D

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, G. House
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1639 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: For the time being, neither of you needed to say anything. ::Reader x House::
Published: 03/16/13 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
One Piece

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Shanks
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 631 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, Yasopp had warned you about your temper. This time it ended up biting you in the ass. ::Reader x Shanks::
Published: 02/15/11 | Updated: 02/15/11
 
Final Fantasy 13

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Snow Villiers
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 544 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: While being accident prone in his presence wasn't exactly fun, it also wasn't without merit. ::Reader x Snow Villiers::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Naruto, Final Fantasy 7, Yu Yu Hakusho, One Piece, Bleach, Lupin the 3rd

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Collection, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 3232 words | Complete: No

Summary: Pure crack at its crackiest. Beware of crack-overload, flying crack, and crack on parade. { Reader x Various }

7. Reader x Deidara
8. Reader x Ichigo {This one is Dedicated to: KilalaKurosaki}
9. Shito x Reader x Chika
10. Reader x Shito
Published: 10/14/09 | Updated: 04/16/10
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Gaara
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 72 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A simple and sweet gesture. ::Reader x Gaara::
Published: 02/14/08 | Updated: 02/14/08
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Mild Violence
Main Characters: Bruce Banner / Hulk, Reader, Tony Stark / Iron Man, You
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3267 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And Tony wondered why you disliked people so much. ::Reader x Bruce:::
Published: 08/03/14 | Updated: 08/03/14
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Fluff, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1405 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Oh the delicious 'frustration'. ::Reader x Jin::
Published: 11/29/05 | Updated: 11/29/05
 
Death Note

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic
Main Characters: Reader, L
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 182 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: One of it's many uses. ::Reader x L:: [Crackish]
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Madara, Reader, Sasuke, Tobi, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 905 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: With Sasuke's birthday quickly approaching, you're running out of time to get him a gift. But what exactly do you get an arrogant emo-ninja bent on revenge against his brother?

Why, an Itachi voodoo doll, of course! ::Reader x Sasuke::

{HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUCK BUTT}
Published: 07/23/10 | Updated: 07/23/10
 
Bleach

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Zaraki
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 518 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was his fault you were cold anyway. ::Reader x Zaraki Kenpachi::
Published: 08/02/14 | Updated: 08/02/14
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Itachi, Kisame
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 307 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was certainly random. ::Reader x Kisame::
Published: 03/20/11 | Updated: 03/20/11
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic
Main Characters: Reader, Lupin
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 160 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Legitimate questions, with or without legitimate answers. ::Reader x Remus:: [Crack]
Published: 06/26/08 | Updated: 06/26/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Naruto, Sakura, Shino
Genres: Comedy | Story Types: Parody
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1425 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A perfectly honest question. + A curious and determined Genin. = Trouble and irritation?

When Naruto has had enough of not knowing, he makes his way to the mysterious Chunin set on answers. Luck it seems though, is not on his side and he is in for more annoyance than he had bargained for.
Published: 02/20/06 | Updated: 02/20/06


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