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Member Profile: Mrs_Anonymous
Name: Mrs_Anonymous
Alias: Amy
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 04/27/11
Last Logged In: 12/14/14
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Howdy~
name: Amy
gender: Female
age: 18
birthday: January 8 same as Elvis and David Bowie~
nationality: American, Texan specifically



Okee... Let\'s see if I can\'t do this without messing it up somehow...

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME

- I am an insomniac. And I\'m really good at it.
- I have an evil cat that knows how to act cute when all she wants to do is bite your entire arm off. Her name is Shadow, and she\'s a paranoid motherfucker.
- I\'ve lived in Asia for two fantastic years of my life.
- I want to go back to Asia one day.
- My dad is super old compared to everyone else\'s dad, lol...
- I am more spiritual than religious.
- I have an undying love for Big Bang, Beast and SHINee, as well as SNSD and 2NE1.
- I am a rabid tea drinker. I\'m addicted to it. I haven\'t found a tea I don\'t like.
- I collect tea sets, postes and buttons.
- I have about 30 different tea sets. I love tea sets.
- I am a pervert on the surface, but a romantic at heart.
- When I curse I put sailors to shame.



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A REGULAR CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER OVER FB CHAT because we don\'t talk to each other in person, lol

Him: hey. make me a sandwich.

Me: Make it yourself.

Him: NO YOU

Me: NOOOO YOUUUU

Him: You\'re on my list now. Better watch your back.

Pause.

Me: hay guess what.

Him: wat

Me: i just made myself a sandwich

Him: NO YOU DID\'T

Me: yes i did.

Him: DO NOT LIE

Me: it was really tasty

Him: NO >:1

Me: yessir it was yummy

Him: im going to punch you in your sleep

Me: just try it. shadow will rip your face off

Him: No she won\'t. she and i have recently made peace

Me: yeah right. she just threw up on your floor, how is that making peace?

Him: YOU MADE HER SICK. she was in my room for comfort because you kick her out of yours

Me: because she scratches my stuff and shits in my bathtub

Him: cause you kick her out :p

Me: you know, one time i just picked up the poop in the tub and didn\'t clean it properly and then let you use it.

And then we started talking about Minecraft...



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~~ANIME/MANGA~~
Bleach, Lovely Complex, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Gundam, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Eyeshield 21, Kimi Ni Todoke, Hana Kimi, Hana Yori Dango, Tora Dora, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Black Bird, Durarara!!, AAA, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Panic!, Big O, D. Gray-Man, Ao No Exorcist, Deadman Wonderland, Usagi Drop, Samurai Champloo



~~BOOKS~~
Artemis Fowl Series, Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Perfect Chemistry, Rules of Attraction, Georgia Nicholson Series, To Kill A Mockingbird, Pride & Prejudice, Blood Jack Series, Beka Cooper Series, The Stranger, Midaq Alley, Nightside Series, Golden Torc Series, Good Omens, Shiver



~~TV/MOVIES~~
Fight Club, Meet Joe Black, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Pride & Prejudice, Con Air, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fantasy Factory, Silent Library, Bones, Glee, Samurai Jack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spongebob Squarepants, Regular Show, Adventure Time



~~MUSIC~~
Beast, Big Bang, Oasis, Sum 41, The Doors, 2NE1, Girls Generation, Adele, Apocolyptica, The Darkness, Coldplay, AWOLNATION, Simple Plan, The Eagles, Block B, Porcelain and the Tramps, MSTRKRFT, SHINee, Tom Lehrer, Super Junior, Smashing Pumpkins, Matt & Kim, PANTyRAiD, Far East Movement, The Dean\'s List, Daft Punk, Atmosphere, Bee Jees, Cage The Elephants, Deadmau5, Muse, LMFAO, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Skrillex, Nero, Moth




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COMPLETED

Emerald Eyes
The fire in those emerald eyes sucked you in, merciless to your soul or your heart. Who would have thought that he, of all people, would feel the same way?
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Axel


Making Interspecies Relations Work
Artemis had nothing on you.
Artemis Fowl
Reader x OC


Little Dingy Apartment
Here, there was a safety that allowed him to be free. Here, you could shower him with all the love he deserved.
Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno


Ah-celebratin\'
How does one celebrate the victory of their favorite football team? The American Way, that\'s how~
Axis Powers Hetalia
Reader x America/Alfred Jones


Flames of Desire
It was impossible to contain your desire for each other. But then again, why would you ever try?
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Rin Okumura


Asi Se Baila El Tango
There are no words for the way he feels about you. And he’d be surprised if there were words for the things he wanted to do to you.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 6YL!Hayato Gokudera


Proper Greetings
Hopefully, you would welcome him home like this next time~
Naruto
Reader x Naruto Uzumaki


Better Late...
It was his turn to snort. \"Were you taking any of this seriously?\"
\"Of course I was! I am insulted, Ryuji...\"

Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji \"Bon\" Suguro


Want
Wanting is not needing. However, it is just as strong.
Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno


Born To Die
Oh, my heart it breaks every step that I take. But I\'m hoping at the gates they\'ll tell me that you\'re mine.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Kyoya Hibari | Slight!Reader x Kyoya Hibari


Surprise, Surprise
You let out a breathless laugh, throwing your arm over your eyes and giggling. “God, Ken…that was…”
“Awesome?” He finished for you, the smug grin on his lips still there.
You lifted your arm, grinning up at your lover. “I was going to say surprising.”

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Ken Joshima


Dangerous Situations
Okay, so this wasn’t all that bad.
Harry Potter
Reader x Charlie Weasley


Nerves
Everybody gets nervous, even those you least expect. But it’s those that overcome their fears for their desires that surprise us the most.
Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Ren Mihashi


Spandex
In that get up, it was practically staring at you. And you couldn\'t possibly be expected to keep your hands to yourself.
The Amazing Spiderman
Slight!Reader x Spiderman (Peter Parker)


Unintentionally Intentional
When Fran seems uninterested, what can a woman like you do to salvage your relationship before it crumbles completely?
Your best bet is to take Lussuria’s advice and just read the damn book.
Little did you know, you were actually doing everything right for once.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Fran


Constant
This one constant was all he needed to go on.
Supernatural
Reader x Sam Winchester


Melancholy of the Heir
No one knew what to expect from the dreambubbles but a harsh reminder of their pasts and regrets.
Homestuck
Slight!Reader x John Egbert



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THE WORKS

Restart, With Love
He left his world behind because he had nothing left. He had been damaged permanently and he could never fix himself now. That is, until you came along.
Post-Deathly Hallows
Reader x George Weasley


Songs Of Your Life
Songs give us a glimpse into emotion, life and reality. This is a little glimpse into yours.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various


Wrap Yourself Around Me
You make his dreams come true.
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Axel
Sequel to Emerald Eyes


Montague\'s Juliet
Finally, he may have found the one he\'s been looking for.
Harry Potter
Reader x OC


Walls of Glass
Your life was too far out of your control. The walls you had so carefully built to sustain yourself were shattering like glass around you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn\'t piece them back together. And of course, he wasn\'t helping any either!
Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Riku


The Seven Years It Took
Imagine I’m falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.
Harry Potter
Reader x Seamus Finnigan


Adventures of Skunk Boy and the Sleepy Genius
Unrequited love is for chumps.
Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji \"Bon\" Suguro


Eyes On Fire
Your spine is ablaze... felling any foe with my gaze.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Takeshi Yamamoto


Mamihlapinatapai
The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Ryohei Sasagawa


Guitar Hero
You had to say that getting wrapped up in this apocalyptic journey with the young and cute Dave Strider had been completely unexpected.
But a rocker always expected the unexpected!
*ENTER PANTY-DROPPIN\' GUITAR RIFF HERE*

Homestuck
Reader x Dave Strider | Past!Reader x Bro


Cancer
This love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.
Homestuck
Reader x Karkat Vantas


A Better Love Story
Than Twilight.
Adventure Time
Reader x Marshall Lee


Spinning
Meeting someone like you in a place such as this was something that hadn\'t been planned for the eighteenth birthday of the Vongola Decimo. It left his mind whirling when he was gone, like the way a body twisted on a pole.
In the end, he didn\'t regret getting to know you. But he did plan on saving you from the life you were forced to live.
He could only hope that you would come with him when he did.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 4YL!Tsuna Sawada


Batter Up!
He couldn\'t score a home run in a baseball game, but maybe he could with you.
Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Yuuichirou Tajima


Honey Badgers and Cobras
\"The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the Animal Kingdom.
It really doesn’t give a shit.\"
--Randall

Harry Potter
Reader x Draco Malfoy


Budapest
What really happened in Budapest?
The Avengers
Reader x Hawkeye // Clint Barton


Dark Impropriety
It is wrong, a relationship between a lady and her servant. But you knew differently. He is no servant. He is no man.
He is the being that encompasses all of your darkest desires, and shamelessly uses them against you to swallow you up and capture your heart.
He is pure sin, and you love the way he tastes.

Kuroshitsuji
Reader x Sebastian Michaelis


Love Thy Neighbor
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Your office was next to his. That kind of made him your neighbor, right?

Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Mephisto Pheles


I Present To You...
\"There is a need of variety in sex, but not in love.\"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various



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5/4/2013: Life is screwing with me right now. I don\'t know when I\'ll be updating again.
 


Stories
 
Adventure Time

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various, Marshall Lee
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Fairy-tale, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Fairy-tale, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 24 chapter(s) / 8148 words | Complete: No

Summary: Than Twilight.

Marshall Lee x Reader
Published: 04/13/12 | Updated: 03/26/13
 
Hakuouki

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Coarse Language
Main Characters: Nagakura Shinpachi, Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Historical Fantasy, Romance, Samurai | Story Types: Holiday, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 4194 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Things would be different.

Shinpachi Nagakura x Reader

Prompt: Holiday Spirits
For: Mrs Kitty Corpse, aka Kelly Renee
Published: 12/12/12 | Updated: 12/25/12
 
Ao no Exorcist

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Ryuji Suguro
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Paranormal, Romance | Story Types: Novel, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 30 chapter(s) / 33247 words | Complete: No

Summary: Unrequited love is for chumps.

Ryuji "Bon" Suguro x Reader
Published: 10/30/11 | Updated: 02/09/14
 
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 538 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: How does one celebrate the victory of their favorite football team?

The American Way, that's how~

America x Reader

Prompt: Five Seconds Left
For: quintessence of lovely

[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 2]
Published: 07/25/11 | Updated: 07/25/11
 
Lord of the Rings

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Classic, Comedy, Drama, Fable, Fairy-tale, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Historical Fantasy, Humor, Mysticism, Mythology, Romance, War | Story Types: Epic, Fairy-tale, Mythology, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 2650 words | Complete: No

Summary: Your purpose was to follow him, your oldest friend and King, in a journey with twelve other Dwarves, a Wizard, and a Hobbit to reclaim Erebor, the rightful home of Thorin Oakinshield and your people. The Maker, however, had other plans for you on the way; love. And with a young and reckless Dwarf with royal blood.

Kili x Reader
Published: 12/17/12 | Updated: 01/01/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, Novella, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 22633 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: There are no words for the way he feels about you. And he’d be surprised if there were words for the things he wanted to do to you.

~6YL!Hayato Gokudera x Reader~
Published: 09/10/11 | Updated: 11/08/11
 
Ookiku Furikabutte

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Yuuichirou Tajima
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 6895 words | Complete: No

Summary: He couldn't score a home run in a baseball game, but maybe he could with you.

Yuuichirou Tajima x Reader
Published: 07/04/12 | Updated: 08/31/12
 
Ao no Exorcist

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Ryuji Suguro, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2382 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was his turn to snort. "Were you taking any of this seriously?"

"Of course I was! I am insulted, Ryuji..."

Ryuji "Bon" Suguro x Reader

~Side-fic to "Adventures of Skunk Boy and the Sleepy Genius"~
Published: 01/24/12 | Updated: 01/24/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Alternative History, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Psychological, Romance, Time Travel, Tragedy, War | Story Types: Death-Fic, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4992 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Oh, my heart it breaks every step that I take. But I'm hoping at the gates they'll tell me that you're mine.

TYL!Kyoya Hibari x Reader

Slight!Kyoya Hibari x Reader
Published: 03/12/12 | Updated: 03/12/12
 
Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You, Clint Barton / Hawkeye
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Martial Arts, Police, Romance, War | Story Types: Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 6553 words | Complete: No

Summary: What really happened in Budapest?

Hawkeye // Clint Barton x Reader
Published: 09/11/12 | Updated: 06/06/13
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Karkat Vantas, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Cyberpunk, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mythology, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Science Fantasy, Supernatural, Time Travel | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, Letter, Mythology, PWP, Reader Insert, Vignette, WIP
Length: 25 chapter(s) / 13262 words | Complete: No

Summary: This love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.

Karkat Vantas x Reader
Published: 02/28/12 | Updated: 02/19/13
 
Supernatural

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Sam Winchester
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3409 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: This one constant was all he needed to go on.

Sam Winchester x Reader
Published: 09/12/12 | Updated: 09/12/12
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1658 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Okay, so this wasn’t all that bad.

Charlie Weasley x Reader

For stupid Kali.
Published: 06/16/12 | Updated: 06/16/12
 
Kuroshitsuji

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Sebastian Michaelis
Genres: Alternative History, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Hentai, Horror, Lemon, Paranormal Romance, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 2329 words | Complete: No

Summary: It is wrong, a relationship between a lady and her servant. But you knew differently. He is no servant. He is no man.

He is the being that encompasses all of your darkest desires, and shamelessly uses them against you to swallow you up and capture your heart.

He is pure sin, and you love the way he tastes.

Sebastian Michaelis x Reader
Published: 09/17/12 | Updated: 12/12/12
 
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Axel
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, General, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 12382 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The fire in those emerald eyes sucked you in, merciless to your soul or your heart.

Who would have thought he, of all people, would feel the same?

Axel x Reader [AU]

~Response to Ninja-chan's '10 Stages of Love' Challenge~
Published: 06/20/11 | Updated: 07/06/11
 
Assassin's Creed 2, Brotherhood, and Revelations

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Graphic Violence, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Desmond Miles, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Mythology, Romance, War | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1595 words | Complete: No

Summary: Only Adam can be with Eve

It's never that simple.

[set during Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]


Prompt: No Gods, No Masters
For: Re-L124C41

[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 3]
Published: 08/26/11 | Updated: 08/31/11
 
Ao no Exorcist

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Rin Okumura, You
Genres: Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3870 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was impossible to contain your desire for each other.

But then again, why would you ever try?

Rin Okumura x Reader
Published: 09/24/11 | Updated: 09/24/11
 
Homestuck

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Dave Strider, Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Cyberpunk, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Martial Arts, Mysticism, Mythology, Other, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Samurai, Science Fantasy, Supernatural, Time Travel, War | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Epic, Fairy-tale, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 3092 words | Complete: No

Summary: You had to say that getting wrapped up in this apocalyptic journey with the young and cute Dave Strider had been completely unexpected.

But a rocker always expected the unexpected!

[ENTER PANTY-DROPPIN' GUITAR RIFF HERE]

Reader x Dave Strider | Past!Reader x Bro
Published: 02/27/12 | Updated: 11/12/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gokudera Hayato
Genres: Alternative History, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 985 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The summer breeze brought a different kind of heat this year...

College!Gokudera x College!Reader

For: Siruru
Prompt: "I want a summertime romance!"
[Written for the June 2013 Summer Fictrade]
Published: 06/21/13 | Updated: 06/21/13
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Silliness
Main Characters: Draco Malfoy, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 12 chapter(s) / 11024 words | Complete: No

Summary: “The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the Animal Kingdom.

It really doesn’t give a shit.”

-- Randall

Draco Malfoy x Reader
Published: 07/27/12 | Updated: 02/10/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Femslash, Fetish and Paraphilia, Mature Content, OOC, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Shoujo-ai, Silliness, Strong Language, Yuri
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 51506 words | Complete: No

Summary: "There is need of variety in sex, but not in love."

Reader x Various

"Here✓There✓Everywhere✓ Smut Challenge ツ" by LazyHotChocolate
Published: 11/19/12 | Updated: 04/23/13
 
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst
Main Characters: Reader, Reno, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1280 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Here, there was a safety that allowed him to be free.

Here, you could shower him with all the love that he deserved.

Reno x Reader

Prompt: "That looks as though it hurts." "*cough * It doesn't... not at all..."
For: quintessence of lovely

[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 2]
Published: 07/25/11 | Updated: 07/25/11
 
Ao no Exorcist

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Pheles Mephisto, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Mysticism, Mythology, Occult, Religious, Romance, Satire | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 6133 words | Complete: No

Summary: “Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”

Your office was next to his. That kind of made him your neighbor, right?

Mephisto Pheles x Reader
Published: 11/14/12 | Updated: 04/13/13
 
Artemis Fowl

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, You
Genres: Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 665 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Artemis had nothing on you.

Reader x OC

Prompt: Cookies
For: quintessence of lovely

[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 2]
Published: 07/17/11 | Updated: 07/18/11
 
Homestuck

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Death, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: John Egbert, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Post-apocalyptic, Tragedy | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 768 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: No one knew what to expect from the dreambubbles but a harsh reminder of their pasts and regrets.

Slight!John x Reader

Prompt: Play It To Win It
For: KarenaWilliams

[Written for the "Only a Game" Fic Trade, July 2012]
Published: 09/26/12 | Updated: 09/26/12
 
Ookiku Furikabutte

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Ren Mihashi, Various, You
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5895 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Everybody gets nervous, even those you least expect. But it’s those that overcome their fears for their desires that surprise us the most.

Ren Mihashi x Reader

Prompt: Don't Sweat It!
For: KarenaWilliams

[Written for the "Only a Game" Fic Trade, July 2012]
Published: 07/13/12 | Updated: 07/13/12
 
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Death, Drama, Fable, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Lemon, Mysticism, Mythology, Occult, Religious, Romance, Satire, Spiritual, War | Story Types: Collection, Epic, Mythology, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 6513 words | Complete: No

Summary: She had never been beyond Markarth, and he wasn't one for having Companions. Both, however, knew that Dez had a funny way of making the impossible possible.

Dovahkiin (OC) x Reader

((139 Drabble Collection by poisonedsanity))
((150 Words & Phrases by Nemure))
((200 Ficlets by Aurelie))
Published: 08/19/13 | Updated: 12/30/13
 
Naruto

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Naruto, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3523 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Hopefully, you would welcome him home like this next time~

(mindless smut as celebration for Luna returning to us)

Naruto Uzumaki x Reader
Published: 01/17/12 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Harry Potter

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: George Weasley, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lime, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Novel, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 164 chapter(s) / 108257 words | Complete: No

Summary: He left his world behind because he had nothing left. He had been damaged permanently and he could never fix himself now.

That was, until you came along.

George Weasley x Reader

~Response to '365 Days a Year' by DesertRose~
Published: 05/22/11 | Updated: 04/17/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Drug Use, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert, Song-Fic, WIP
Length: 19 chapter(s) / 20442 words | Complete: No

Summary: Songs give us a glimpse into emotion, life and reality.

This is a little glimpse into yours.

Reader x Various

~Response to 'Life on Shuffle' by Kasumi-Hime~
Published: 05/14/11 | Updated: 01/01/13
 
Spiderman

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 936 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: In that get up, it was practically staring at you.

And you couldn't possibly be expected to keep your hands to yourself.

Slight!Spiderman // Peter Parker x Reader
Published: 07/22/12 | Updated: 07/22/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Joshima Ken , Ken Joushima
Genres: Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4739 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You let out a breathless laugh, throwing your arm over your eyes and giggling. “God, Ken…that was…”

“Awesome?” He finished for you, the smug grin on his lips still there.

You lifted your arm, grinning up at your lover. “I was going to say surprising, but okay.”

TYL!Ken Joshima x Reader
Published: 06/04/12 | Updated: 06/04/12
 
Adventure Time

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Prince Gumball, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Fairy-tale, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Science Fantasy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 19 chapter(s) / 4041 words | Complete: No

Summary: Yeah, you liked candy just like any other person in the Land of Aaa. But for Prince Gumball, your sweet tooth just seemed to grow and grow.

And he definitely had a liking for you, too~

Prince Gumball x Reader

(Response to the "100 Feelings and Sensations" Challenge by GummiGummi)
Published: 04/07/13 | Updated: 04/25/13
 
Ao no Exorcist

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Yukio Okumura
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Occult, Religious, Supernatural | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1951 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Yes. The lamb had strayed from the herd. But this lamb had met a lion, and oh, it wanted to be a lion, too.

Slight and Hinted Yukio Okumura x Reader

A Christmas present for Kali
Published: 12/23/12 | Updated: 12/23/12
 
Harry Potter

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Seamus Finnigan, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance, War | Story Types: Novella, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 15 chapter(s) / 5816 words | Complete: No

Summary: Imagine I'm falling in love with you. Can you picture it?

Now picture that backwards.

Seamus Finnigan x Reader
Published: 11/02/11 | Updated: 11/12/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Erotica, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Fran, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance, Satire | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 12 chapter(s) / 15859 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Fran seems uninterested, what can a woman like you do to salvage your relationship before it crumbles completely?

Your best bet is to take Lussuria’s advice and just read the damn book.

Little did you know, you were actually doing everything right for once.

Fran x Reader

{Response to 'How to seduce your man in ten steps! by Choco-Monster-Disease}
Published: 07/17/12 | Updated: 08/11/12
 
Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Riku, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 51 chapter(s) / 29559 words | Complete: No

Summary: Your life was too far out of your control. The walls you had so carefully built to sustain yourself were shattering like glass around you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't piece them back together.

And of course, he wasn't helping any either!

Riku x Reader
Published: 09/26/11 | Updated: 03/24/13
 
Final Fantasy 7, Advent Children

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Reno, Reno, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Prequel, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3630 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Wanting is not needing. However, it is just as strong.

Reno x Reader


[Valentine Fic Trade 2012]
[Prompt: I Want You To Want Me]
[For: cigspiring]
Published: 02/07/12 | Updated: 02/07/12


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