Member Profile: Chalky
Name: Chalky
Alias: Hanns Stiglitz
Status: Author
Join Date: 07/09/11
Last Logged In: 06/03/16
Skin: Pink
Formally Okami Amaterasu

"With his educated eyes and his head between my thighs"

[Images coming soon, more like; what the fuck kind of icons should I make, I'm out of ideas :'c]

Hannah or Hanns // 20 // Cancer // United States

My name is Hannah but you can call me Hanns. I can be a bit of a jerk, but I'm soft and squishy and I love everyone. I do the best I can with my fan fiction. I enjoy football (soccer), horses, and pro wrestling. I'm a pretty big Studio Ghibli, Game of Thrones, and Okami geek. I have been watching soccer since 2015, my favorite soccer teams include Newcastle United, Bayern Munich, Manchester City, FC Barcelona, and Borussia Dortmund.

I mostly write fan fiction, and work with Gimp and Photoshop on the side. I have a little obsession with collecting keychains, wrestling cards, and action figures -- and footie merch soon enough. I have a pretty vast taste in music and movies, and I love video games. I'm currently obsessed with Inglourious Basterds AGAIN (Stiglitz, Wicki, and Donowitz are such babes -- Landa is a jerk but I love him as well), so expect some fics soon as I hope my work is up to standards to the staff when they read it over.

Presently Attempting To
- Actually write something
- Stay within the confines of canon
- Fix the graphics on my profile

Other Profiles
Tumblr, Ghosts of the Vanguard, AssassinsDen, Archive of Our Own

Currently Playing
FIFA '16

Currently Watching
Inglourious Basterds & King of Europe Cup 2007


Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Valentine McKee, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Horror, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 199 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Nobody seriously writes for Tremors??!!
Published: 01/18/12 | Updated: 01/18/12
Resident Evil

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Other
Genres: Angst, Death | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 121 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Letting him go was damn near impossible, but you had no choice.

[Reader x Piers Nivans]
Published: 12/11/13 | Updated: 12/22/13
Resident Evil

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Lime | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 366 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Laundry days were the best days when you lived with Chris Redfield.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]
Published: 12/11/13 | Updated: 12/22/13
Army of Two

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Other
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 104 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: She had made a note of not staring at her fellow T.W.O. teammates during battle. [Game: Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel] | (Pairing: ReaderxBravo)
Published: 04/07/13 | Updated: 05/08/13
Left 4 Dead

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 766 words | Complete: No

Summary: All about Left 4 Dead. In my opinon, the BEST game ever. Left 4 Dead 2 could never hold a candle to it.
Published: 01/19/12 | Updated: 01/21/12
The Walking Dead

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 509 words | Complete: No

Summary: This is a small thing I thought of. Most (kinda)of it is done on Quizilla. I thought I'd share it here. I'm SourPeep on Quizilla. To tell the truth, I wrote this out of fear. LOL~
Published: 11/26/11 | Updated: 01/11/13

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