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Member Profile: Despicable Me
Name: Despicable Me
Alias: Lady-chan~&hearts
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 02/19/12
Last Logged In: 05/24/13
Skin: Autumn_Red
 
 
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Poll Time!
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Are you, as a reader, more likely to read reader insert original stories or non reader insert original stories?

Send me any thoughts or comments! I'd love to hear them!

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Hello, one and all to the lovely Lady-chan's profile page! Even though the page looks a bit bland, do not fret! Someone as lovely as Lady-chan herself could never stay bland for long! 

I hope you find your stay here to be quite lavish and comfortable, and if you need a hand with anything — anything at all — don't be afraid to ring a bell and a not-as-lovely-as-Lady-chan-but-still-pretty-lovely monkey butler shall be at your side in but a moment's notice!

While you are here, though, feel free to peruse the Current Stories, Finished Stories, Discontinued Stories, and Upcoming Stories categories as you please. I believe you will find them to be just as lovely as the ever-so-lovely Lady-chan!

I also think now would be an appropriate time to introduce the handsome and talented Sebastian Elmore! Say hello, Sebastian. 

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He doesn't talk much, but he's quite the charmer. And he's not too hard on the eyes, if you know what I mean.

You all should become accustomed to Sebastian, as he will be by my side every day, all day. That includes nights, as well. If you know what I mean.

(Serious about the monkey butlers, though; those guys are great!)

Yours Truly, Lady~♥


WARNING: ALL INFO BELOW IS TO BE DISREGARDED; I'LL UPDATE IT WHEN I GET THE CHANCE.

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News Time!
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Last Updated on 2/08/13

(It was exactly three months since I last updated this section, wow!)

Yay! Luna's back! Boy, am I happy. I wanted to let all of you know about my upcoming story, Watercolor. I mean it this time, I'm sticking with it. In order to fully understand the story, you have to know the backstory. I've spent the last week writing up the three chapter prequel, Only the Good Die Young, and it's finally finished! Soon enough, I'll start working on the actual story. I think I'm gonna stick with it because I already have a definite ending, as well as a very general outline. Also, I'm very serious about writing. I think, when I get older, this might be the first book I publish. I already drew a cover design for it, too! I guess you could say I'm ahead of the game.

Anyways, the prequel won't be posted until the main story is actually finished. I'm going for about thirty chapters and 100,000 words. The three chapters I have written have about 10,000 words, so that goal is very reachable.

I'll let you all know when the story is ready for your viewing eyes!

(All other stories will be put on indefinite hiatus until this story is finished.)

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Information Time!
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I recently created an account on FOS-FF.net, under the name Despicable Me, in case you want to check it out. Nothing is posted under there, but hopefully that will change soon.

Also, I have a Wattpad account, TheBlackLady, and a Quizilla account, TheDespicableBlackLady. Feel free to check those accounts out whenever you like, although they are certainly bland compared to this account.

My Lunaescence account will be my primary account, and my Quizilla account will be my secondary account, as far was posting stories shall go. All of my stories will be here, on Luna, while I might add side stories or chapters or polls that go along with my stories on Quizilla. If you wish to contact me, you can do so on my Wattpad account, or use the email cabooster [at] ymail [dot] com, obviously switching out the words for symbols.

Links to the previously mentioned accounts will be posted shortly.

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Story Time!
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Current Stories:

Title: Locution
Progress: 2/??? fond memories created. 
Next Update: Chapter five will be posted once I write it.

Title: Beautiful Disaster
Progress: 2/??? nightmares endured. 
Next Update: Chapter three won't be posted until further notice.

Title: Sin and Punishment
Progress: 1/??? schemes completed.
Next Update: Chapter two won't be posted until further notice.

Finished Stories:

New Divide: This lovely song shot is about a young girl who faces problems with her younger brother and work. After all, such a lovely young woman could never handle family and work all at once without there being at least a few consequences! Such a shame, though. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read the story and find out!

Discontinued Stories:

She: While this story, presumably about such a lovely young lady, was only one chapter long, the ever-so-gracious Lady-chan decided the best way to keep the storyline would be to rewrite it. And do not fret, young ones! Lady-chan is very busy this time of year, and she has not yet gotten around to coming up with ideas for She Point O (to be renamed later). Lady-chan wishes to apologize for any inconveniences, however, and if you have any problems, once again, please ring a bell and pour out your heart and soul to one of my butler monkeys, as they are quite good at bar tending, as well!

Upcoming Stories:
Last Updated on 11/23/12

So, I have this story I'm in the process of writing. At first, I thought it could be a one shot (a really long one), but then I figured I'd just write the whole thing and post the next chapter regularly. It's called Keep Holding On, and I don't have a set date for publishing yet.

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Well, that is all Lady-chan and her assistant Sebastian have to say for now. 

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Oh! That's right, Sebastian! How could I forget? I introduced you, and the monkey butlers slash bar tenders, but I forgot three very important yet slightly less lovely than Lady-chan people! Everyone, meet Kuna Mulberry, Edward Branford, and Artemis Themis! (And that's pronounced Tay-miss; mispronouncing her name makes Arty very upset for reasons even the lovely Lady-chan doesn't completely understand!)

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What is that, Sebastian? They're stuck in traffic? Ah, those monkeys could never see over the steering wheel. 

Well, it cannot be helped, I assume. Maybe, one day, you will get to meet them in this wide, wide world. 

But why would you want to, when you have someone as lovely as me?

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Oh, of course. And Sebastian, as well.

See you all later, lovely-to-bes!

Signing off,

Lady-chan~♥





 


Stories
 
Supernatural & Horror, Drama & Suspense, Psychological

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Death, Emotional Abuse, Graphic Violence, Mild Violence, Mildly Explicit, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm, Squick, Suicide, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Other, Psychological, Suspense | Story Types: Death-Fic, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2090 words | Complete: No

Summary: Beneath all the smiles lies something deep. Beneath all the friends and family lies something dark. Beneath all the compliments and joy and praise lies something dangerous. 

To everyone else, you are beautiful. To yourself, you are a beautiful disaster. 
Published: 10/03/12 | Updated: 11/23/12
 
Romance, General Fiction, Mystery

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Coarse Language, Mildly Explicit
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Angst, Friendship, General, Mystery, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1274 words | Complete: No

Summary: When you lose something once, time helps you to forget about it. 

When you lose something twice, you bring other people into your problems. 

When you lose something, without it ever being gone, you remain unaware while time helps those who aren't. 

When you lose something, only to gain it back, you find out that you never really lost it in the first place. 

And when you retrieve something that was never truly lost, things will never be the same again. 

But beware. If you lose something three times...

You'll never get it back.
Published: 12/18/12 | Updated: 12/18/12
 
Romance, Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Fairy-tale, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Mecha, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 1223 words | Complete: No

Summary: He was just looking for a nice place to work; a job that paid well enough to support both him and his sister, with a little money left over as well. 

She was just looking for a cure for her mother's disease; something that would take her weeks, if not months, to find so she could travel the world while searching. 

They were both just ordinary people who happened to stumble into something extraordinary; something neither one of them expected. 

But even so, there was no way these people were just like them. 
Published: 09/23/12 | Updated: 11/23/12
 
Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Death, Mild Violence, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Dark Fantasy, Death, Drama, Fantasy, General, Suspense, Tragedy, War | Story Types: Death-Fic, General, One Shot, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3873 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Emily Sanders only wanted to live a normal life. She didn't want anybody to hate her, but in the line of work she was in, people were going to hate her. They were going to want her dead.

If only she knew.
Published: 06/14/12 | Updated: 08/12/12
 
Fantasy, Action / Adventure

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Death, Graphic Violence, Mild Violence, Physical Abuse, Squick, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: None | Story Types: Death-Fic, General, Other
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 4383 words | Complete: No

Summary: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure." —Marianne Williamson
Published: 03/22/13 | Updated: 03/26/13
 
Supernatural & Horror, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense, Mystery

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Femslash, Mild Sexual References, Mild Slash, Mild Yaoi, Mild Yuri, Mildly Explicit, Shonen-ai, Shoujo-ai, Strong Language, Suicide, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Dark Fantasy, Death, Drama, Fairy-tale, Fantasy, General, Mecha, Ninja, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Psychological, Romance, Science Fantasy, Spiritual, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Time Travel, Tragedy, War | Story Types: CYOA, Death-Fic, Fairy-tale, General, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1550 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Everyone has, at least once, thought about what it would be like, living a life different from their own. Now, you have that opportunity. It's given to you to abuse as much as you'd like. But how exactly do you plan on using it? Do you wish to do good, or harm the world you live in? Will this world still exist when you change your life? The choice is yours; do as you wish.

CYOA styled Reader/Various [OCs]
Published: 02/25/12 | Updated: 07/15/12
 
Drama & Suspense, Psychological

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Mild Violence, Mildly Explicit, Suicide, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Mysticism, Psychological, Suspense, Thriller | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 322 words | Complete: No

Summary: Running, running, running. That's all you could ever hope to do. They were catching up to you; you knew it, they knew it. However, you couldn't wipe that almost maniac grin off your face. It was just too precious.
Published: 10/11/12 | Updated: 10/29/12


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