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Name: ker-plop
Alias: John Louis Smith
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 01/20/08
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Yu-Gi-Oh, Megaman, Card Captor Sakura, Digimon, Ranma 1/2, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spo
Main Characters: Anzu, Marik, Mat, Mimi, Mousse, Mr. / Dr. Wily, Sakura, Shampoo, Sora, Syaoran, T.K, Tai, Téa, Tomoyo, Utena Tenjou, Yami, Yami no Yuugi, Yugi, Yuugi
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Satire | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 10706 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Ebenezer Yami gets the Christmas spirit stuffed down his throat, with Utena and Meowth narrating. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Published: 12/06/09 | Updated: 12/09/09
 
Sailor Moon, Megaman, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Kozue Kaoru, Kyouichi Saionji, Miki Kaoru, Nanami Kiryuu, Touga Kiryuu, Utena Tenjou
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Satire | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4957 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The horrendous unlockable from "Sonic R" terrorizes Ohtori Academy; Utena gets possessed by a pair of British rain boots. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Published: 10/31/08 | Updated: 12/03/08
 
Digimon

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Izzy, Joe, Mat, Mimi, Other, Sora, T.K, Tai
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Fantasy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe
Length: 12 chapter(s) / 120234 words | Complete: No

Summary: Five years after 8 kids saved the Digital World, the gateway opens again... but it is a far darker story than we have been led to believe.
Published: 08/01/08 | Updated: 08/17/08
 
Megaman, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Tales of Symphonia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Incest, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Vio
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Kozue Kaoru, Kyouichi Saionji, Mat, Miki Kaoru, Nanami Kiryuu, Shiori Takatsuki, Sora, Touga Kiryuu, Utena Tenjou, Wakaba Shinohara
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Occult, Paranormal, Satire, Supernatural, Thriller | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 7416 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends throws the Halloween party, it draws the attention of a gaggle of low-budget terrors... and worst of all, Anthy is coherent! Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars. Actually includes a few songs this time!
Published: 10/31/09 | Updated: 11/01/09
 
Yu-Gi-Oh, Legend of Zelda, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, St
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Juri Arisugawa, Marik, Miki Kaoru, Utena Tenjou
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Satire | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 9000 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Utena and friends slash and burn the Rankin/Bass classic. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Published: 12/04/09 | Updated: 12/08/09
 
Megaman, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Pokemon

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Incest, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Lang
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Kanae Ohtori, Kozue Kaoru, Kyouichi Saionji, Mat, Miki Kaoru, Mitsuru Tsuwabuki, Nanami Kiryuu, Shiori Takatsuki, Sora, Tai, Touga Kiryuu, Utena Tenjou
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Satire, Supernatural | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4642 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When a black spell goes wrong, zombies terrorize the town... but that's not going to keep Utena and friends from their cavity-causing prizes! Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Published: 10/17/09 | Updated: 10/19/09
 
Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy 8, Final Fantasy Tactics, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Megaman, Teen Titans, Digimon, Ranma 1/2, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Ayanami Rei, Duke, Joey, Kyouichi Saionji, Marik, Mat, Ramza, Raven, Ryoga, Squall, Touga Kiryuu, Yami no Yuugi
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Satire | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1756 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Ohtoriwarts plays host to the hunt for the biggest turkeys of all time. Totally gross jokes, guest stars from all over the place.
Published: 11/05/09 | Updated: 11/06/09
 
Yu-Gi-Oh, Megaman, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Tales of Symphonia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Kyouichi Saionji, Marik, Miki Kaoru, Mokuba, Seto Kaiba, Utena Tenjou
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Satire | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 9926 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Santa snubs ConjunctionJunctionville, it's up to Konata to set things right... if she's capable of it. Oh, and that pink-haired girl who's engaged to the Rose Bride shows up, too. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.

Reviews welcome! In fact, encouraged! Please.
Published: 12/14/09 | Updated: 12/14/09
 
Megaman, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Sonic the Hedgehog

Rated: All | Warnings: Adult Situations, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Graphic Violence, Incest, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong La
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Keiko Sonoda, Kozue Kaoru, Kyouichi Saionji, Miki Kaoru, Mitsuru Tsuwabuki, Nanami Kiryuu, Shiori Takatsuki, Souji Mikage, Touga Kiryuu, Utena Tenjou, Wakaba Shinohara, Izzy, Mat, Sora, T.K, Tai
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Satire, Supernatural | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Crossover, Holiday, Parody, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5678 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A fanged nemesis returns to Ohtori Academy... and it's up to our heroes to take him out for "stake." Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Published: 10/16/09 | Updated: 10/16/09
 
Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Incest, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Twincest, Violence
Main Characters: Akio Ohtori, Anthy Himemiya, Juri Arisugawa, Kozue Kaoru, Kyouichi Saionji, Marik, Miki Kaoru, Touga Kiryuu, Utena Tenjou
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Satire | Story Types: Crossover, Holiday, Script
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 8472 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Utena gets triple-booked to Thanksgiving dinner, she decides to uphold the holiday tradition... and stuff herself silly at ALL of them. Totally gross jokes, several guest stars.
Published: 11/18/09 | Updated: 11/21/09


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