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Member Profile: Cannibalistic Skittles
Name: Cannibalistic Skittles
Alias: Kelsey
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 02/01/10
Last Logged In: 08/10/14
Skin: Shuriken
 
 
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Ey, I'm Kelsey, and I write things sometimes. I have a short, self-published sci-fi novel here and here. Sometimes things end up on this website.

Important things to know about me: Star Trek.


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

 
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Stories
 
Portal

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Wheatley
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Science Fiction | Story Types: Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 3582 words | Complete: No

Summary: You defeated her.
You did.

...so why are you back here?

[A run-through of Portal 2 with a reader insert. Spoilers will follow.]

(You/Wheatley)

[The rating may change as the story continues.]
Published: 08/24/11 | Updated: 10/09/11
 
DragonFable

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Artix, Ash, Drakath, Lady Celestia, Original Character(s), Sepulchre, The Hero, Twilly, Valencia, Warlic
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4432 words | Complete: No

Summary: Heroes aren’t supposed to need any help, right? They’re supposed to be self-sufficient, tough, bold and unafraid, right? Right. Well, it seems poor Corrin’s missed this memo…
Published: 08/23/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
Mass Effect

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 933 words | Complete: No

Summary: You are Commander Shepard, newly assigned to the flagship Normandy. You aren’t superwoman, you aren’t quintessential, you are, for all intents and purposes, an average soldier—but you have luck on your side.
The series from your perspective.

Eventual/possible Joker romance.
(A humor/romance/adventure, but my laptop keyboard doesn’t allow me to select that.)
(Title subject to change)
Published: 04/14/10 | Updated: 04/20/10
 
Romance, Action / Adventure, Science-Fiction, Drama & Suspense, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 200 words | Complete: No

Summary: It brings comfort for most to know that no matter what they do, no matter how bad they screw up, there will always be certain aspects that will remain unchanged.

The sun will rise, the days will pass, and life will go on.

But what if that disappears?

What if the stability of the world as you know it rests not on the rising generation, as motivational videos are so fond of spouting…but on you?

Well…
You had better play each card right, then, and watch each step you take, or you may not last to see the outcome, and believe me: there is no envy here, friend.
Published: 10/31/10 | Updated: 11/08/10
 
Team Fortress

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Scout, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Family, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 101 words | Complete: No

Summary: Some of these reactions can be beneficial--putting up an arm to block an attack, for instance. Some of them, though, can be...embarrassing, to say the least. And you, my dear, are going to have to go through all of them if you want to win Scout’s love.

Mainly a collection of You/Scout drabbles.~
Published: 05/27/10 | Updated: 05/31/10
 
Primeval

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1942 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: For months you tried to work up the courage to even speak to him, but alas, to no avail. Of course, you should have realized that Luck has a sense of humor.

[You/Connor Temple]
Published: 06/30/10 | Updated: 07/18/10
 
The Lorax

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations
Main Characters: Reader, The Once-ler
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 267 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It’s hard, it’s really hard, to pretend that everything here is normal, that nothing’s out of place when he is pressed so close to you, and his lips are brushing your ear as he speaks.
[Greed-ler/Reader]
(Inspired by Ask-Strangecase-Onceler on Tumblr)
Published: 05/29/12 | Updated: 05/29/12
 
Avatar

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Dr. Norm Spellman, Jake Sully, Neytiri, Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Friendship, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 316 words | Complete: No

Summary: Really, did you think they all went off to fight? The scientists, the maintenance workers, the mechanics? Where would they go?
Sooner or later, they wold have to leave.

And you, little miss scientist, might find the world to be different that the one you saw last.

(Pairings possible by request.)
Published: 05/25/10 | Updated: 06/11/10
 
Romance, Date Warp

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 253 words | Complete: No

Summary: There are those times when you could pull out a dictionary and find his name as reference under that word…

[You/Various] {Requests Open}
(Really for Date Warp, posted here until its validated.)
Published: 08/17/10 | Updated: 08/19/10
 
Knights of the Old Republic

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Atton Rand, Bao-Dur, Kreia, Mira
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 547 words | Complete: No

Summary: Air. Harsh, cold, air, whispering against puckered skin, stealing the moisture from healing kolto. The contracting of the diaphragm. Then the acrid, air forced a pathway through to her lungs, dragging her back from the edge of sweet, nihilistic, oblivion.

A KotOR II story. Eventual Exile/Atton.
The title suggests a seriousness not given to the story.
Published: 05/03/10 | Updated: 05/04/10
 
Comedy & Humor, DragonFable

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 154 words | Complete: No

Summary: Posted here until Dragon Fable gets validated.

Drabble series, Halloween based.
You/various. Because the DragonFable boys in costume? Worth waiting for.

Done: Artix.
Next up: Drakath
Published: 10/26/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
Homestuck

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: John Egbert, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 416 words | Complete: No

Summary: For those days when life's got you down, they're always there to pick you back up.
[reader/various]
(Characters added as their chapters are posted, but there will eventually be all sixteen kids.)
Published: 09/15/11 | Updated: 09/15/11
 
Mass Effect

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 484 words | Complete: No

Summary: Going through the game, with some minor alterations to keep it interesting of course.
A CYOA.
Possible romances. Joker and Kaiden are the only confirmed ones, more might be added as options with requests~
Published: 04/18/10 | Updated: 05/04/10
 
Baldur's Gate II, Baldur's Gate

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 514 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Oh, loopholes. Is there anything you can’t solve?

(Slight Reader/Xan)
Published: 10/25/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
Magical Diary

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Ellen Middleton, Minnie Cochran, Professor Hieronymous Grabiner, Virginia Danson
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal | Story Types: Ficlet, Letter, Novella
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 771 words | Complete: No

Summary: New school, new diary. That's the rules. Not that I'll have any trouble filling the pages. Diary, you had no idea what would be in store for you when I brought you away from those dull store walls. Tales of magic and intrigue, if you can believe it. And wait until you hear about the Professors...!
[OC/Grabiner, journal entry style]
Published: 11/30/12 | Updated: 11/30/12
 
Date Warp

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic
Main Characters: Alben, Linds, Rafael, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1024 words | Complete: No

Summary: Posted here until ‘Date Warp’ gets validated.

The little moments that you strive for, that remind you that everything leading up to this was worth it.
[You/Various]
Published: 08/17/10 | Updated: 11/30/10
 
The Big Bang Theory

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Comedy, Family, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1549 words | Complete: No

Summary: You don't know what you were thinking, now. You moved from one place to the next, changing from a jealous boyfriend to a hypersensitive OCD freak. Still, things were bound to look up, right?
Reader insert, possible romance(s) by request.
Published: 04/04/10 | Updated: 04/08/10
 
The Lorax

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Shonen-ai, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, The Once-ler
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 887 words | Complete: No

Summary: So the Once-ler screwed up the first time. That’s what second chances are for!
Besides, he’s been through this all before. He gets to start over, while remembering everything from the first time. He can fix things, right?
It’ll be easy, right?

(Ha ha, not likely with you around.
Or another him. Right, he hadn’t planned on that.)

[Innocent!Once-ler/Reader/Greedy!Once-ler]
Published: 04/04/12 | Updated: 04/26/12
 
Baldur's Gate II, Baldur's Gate

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various, Imoen
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 476 words | Complete: No

Summary: You loved every bit of him, from head to toe and everything in between.

Some Xan/Reader fluff, because depressed wizards are the best.
Published: 10/25/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
Dragon Age: Origins

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Anders, Reader, Various, You, Zevran Arainai
Genres: Adventure, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 2425 words | Complete: No

Summary: For those times when you don’t want to read about your favorite NPCs loving others; you want to read about them loving you.
Requests open.
Finished:
1. Jowan
2. Zevran
3. Cullen
4. Anders
5. Leske
Published: 04/12/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
Austin Powers

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Family, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 721 words | Complete: No

Summary: For years it had seemed that there was nothing to set Scott Evil apart from the rest, nothing to make him stand out.
You were there when it all changed.

(Surprisingly clean, considering the series this is a fanfiction for. ._.)
You/Scott Evil.
Published: 05/07/10 | Updated: 05/11/10
 
The Lorax

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Explicit Material
Main Characters: Reader, The Once-ler
Genres: Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 143 words | Complete: No

Summary: You were beginning to think that this was not your best move. Agreeing to accompany him had seemed perfectly reasonable this morning – when he was a perfect gentleman, polite, and a little bit bashful in his request.

But is seems you had forgotten about his… condition.
[Reader/Once-ler]
[Based off of Strange Case Once-ler on tumblr, which in turn is based off of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]
Published: 06/26/12 | Updated: 06/26/12
 
Baldur's Gate

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Various
Genres: Adventure, Humor, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 8172 words | Complete: No

Summary: For an elf who's blown over by a breeze, Kher's a pretty good mage. With sword in hand, you can barely tell Taev's weak against even the frailest kobold with a longbow. So when combined, these traits would balance each other, right? Well...no.
[Eventual Bhaalspawn/Xan]
Published: 10/19/10 | Updated: 11/05/10
 
Mass Effect

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Jeff "Joker" Moreau
Genres: Humor, Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 243 words | Complete: No

Summary: While investigating distress signal in an uncharted system, the Normandy is exposed to radiation from a nearby dying star. The effects it has on the ships system ensure that, at the very least, the gravity keeps getting shut off. Follow the crew of the Normandy as they try to cope with the situation.
Eventual Shepard/Joker
Published: 05/21/10 | Updated: 05/30/10
 
Baldur's Gate

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 1091 words | Complete: No

Summary: ...Even if what the heart wants might be struck with the occasional fancy of cutting it up for study.
But that's how it goes when you love a psychotic necromancer.

Xzar/Reader.
Published: 05/09/10 | Updated: 10/26/10
 
The Lorax

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, The Once-ler
Genres: Family, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 421 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Being a parent wasn't exactly all sunshine and rainbows, but you wouldn't change a thing.
[Reader/Once-ler]
Published: 08/21/12 | Updated: 08/21/12
 
Dragon Age: Origins

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Zevran Arainai
Genres: Adventure, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 273 words | Complete: No

Summary: The retelling of the adventures in an entirely different light--instead of reading from the perspective of mages and nobles and dwarves, you're reading from the perspective of you. A reader insert series.
Possible romances by request.
Published: 03/23/10 | Updated: 03/26/10
 
Mass Effect

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Reader
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 199 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because you wanted that hat.

Slight You/Joker.
Published: 04/07/10 | Updated: 04/07/10
 
The Lorax

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, The Lorax, The Once-ler
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 6828 words | Complete: No

Summary: Yes, we know that everyone *needs* a thneed, but what does it *do*?

Slight AU
[Reader/Once-ler]
[Reader can be of any gender.]
Published: 03/23/12 | Updated: 08/21/12
 
Romance, Drama & Suspense, Comedy & Humor, Mystery

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1502 words | Complete: No

Summary: There is the smell of old blood, a flaking coppery stench, and sweat, and fear. Whose fear? Theirs, or yours?
And everywhere: tap tap tap tap, etching into your mind. Into madness.
You’ve got to get out. Now, before it gets worse.

[This is a superhero story, with all the lovely technicalities.
This is also pretty much for venting all of my creativity I can’t use for NaNowriMo. Because I need a distraction from that project. ._.
Partial CYOA—reviews influence the chapters. What powers you have, the choices you make, who you love and who loves you.
Title has absolutely no meaning or relation to anything.
With {possibly} copious amounts of Foe Yay. Because it’s awesome.]
Published: 11/10/10 | Updated: 11/10/10


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