Real Name: Darris Parker

Age: 24

Birthday: March 5

Location: New Orleans, LA

Hobbies: Reading. writing, playing video games, watching anime, tae kwon do, cooking, debate, being hermetic, philosophy

Favorite food: Calzone

Favorite Book: I have a ton of favorites, but my favorite of all time is David Copperfield.

Favorite Anime: Probably FMA Brotherhood at the moment.

Favorite Video Game: I hover between Street Fighter, Ninja Gaiden, and Tetris Attack/Puzzle League.

Favorite T.V. show: Archer, Glee and 30 Rock

Favorite Movie: Either V for Vendetta, Goodfellas, The Illusionist or Ong Bak: The thai Warrior

About me: I am a perfectly sane person who can make himself enter sanity at will in order to produce comedy. XD
I don't lead the most exciting life, but I'm not a boring person. So here are 10 interesting facts about me.

1 - I play a staggering amount of Street Fighter. I'm no Daigo, but I daresay I'm pretty hardcore.

2 - I make music. I'm an emcee, learning to produce music on computers.

3 - I impersonate voices. I've mastered Meatwad, Stan Marsh, New Eric Cartman, various voices from Tenchu, Yoda, Andy Milonakis, MC Chris, John Madden, various rappers including Biggie and 2Pac. Tony Montana, and tons of Simpsons characters.

4 - I'm a serious kung fu movie nerd.

5 - I'm skilled at using nunchaku.

6 - I'm scarily good at word association.

7 - I can recite practically every scene from Final Fantasy 6's woolseyisms.

8 - I have a demented sense of humor.

9 - I'm an uber-fan of Utada Hikaru.

10 - Should you ever give me a bag of Blue Raspberry Jolly Ranchers, I will be your friend forever. :3