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Member Profile: SagurnLeRamenCountry
Name: SagurnLeRamenCountry
Alias: Sagurn-chan, Sagu-sensei, You With the Stupid Look On Your Face, Idiot, Red, Hetali-taku, Self-Proclaimed Future Wife of Turkey, SPFW of Greece...
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 07/02/10
Last Logged In: 02/27/13
Skin: Shinigami_Blue
 
 
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(((((Isn\'t my profile picture like totally adorable??!?)))))


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I\'m sorry, you have just crossed into to the realm of Sagurn\'s profile. YOU BETTER BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS FOR THIS CAUSE THIS MIGHT GET MESSY BIIIIIIITCHES!!!

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Let\'s Break This Down Old School Style:














{«[What \'bout Sagu-chan?]»}


AGE: 3.5 Trillion
GENDER: ^opens shirt and looks^ Reckon I\'m female.
GRADE: I only tell you that I have a PhD in Hetaliaonics. Ha HA!
COUNTRY: Did you even READ my penname?
COUNTRY THE SEQUAL: I am a proud resident of AMERICA!
America: ^flashes a smile^ YES!
Sagurn: Wish I lived in Florida though~! Who gets the innuendo?
LIKES: Ramen; Hetalia; War movies; Drawing; Coloring said drawings; Writing; Reading; Procrastinating; Hetalia; Waffles; Coca-Cola; Watching read crap on YouTube; Playing Devil May Cry I, II, III, and IV; Watching DMC; Hell, Dante in general; Messing with pictures I found on the internet in Paint; Abridging things with my brother, LagurnLeBurgerCountry (who\'s not on this site); Eating Ramcos (ramen tacos); Laughing at things that make absoultly no sense whatsoever; Laughing at people who look like they are talking to themselves because of Bluetooth headsets; Hetalia.
Holy sh!t that took way too much energy. ^sleeps^
DISLIKES: The moment I realize I have to wake up and do something extremely tedious; eating ugly foods; thinking that I set my TiVo but didn\'t; Leaving my netbook, Allen, on forever and a day; Brussel Sprots; BROOKLYN RAAAAAAAGE!!!; Empty Coca-cola cans (because there\'s no goodness left in them); Dead Puppies; EGYPTIAN RAAAAAAAGE!!!;The thought of having no waffles forever; Reduced-fat Cheez-its (THEY ARE THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!); When my mom tricks me into thinking that I will have waffles for breakfast, but GIVES MY PANCAKES INSTEAD (Oh Jesus the horror!); Dora the Explorer; Failing at playing World of Warcraft; long dislike and like sections.
Holy fv(k I think this one is longer! AHHHH!!

Err... Derp.

~~~~Favorite Anime/Manga:
«Axis Powers Hetalia
«Gintama
«Bleach
«Kuroshitsuji
«Kuroshitsuji II
«Naruto Shippuuden
«Ouran High School Host Club
«Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
«Durarara!!
«Baccano!
«Axis Powers Hetalia
«Beezelbub (sp?)
«Kekkaishi
«Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
«Soul Eater
«Yu Yu Hakasho
«Hellsing
«Axis Powers Hetalia
«Trigun
(((((I know, I know. “Sagu-chan, why is Hetalia put up three times?”- is what you are thinking. Well, your answer is... CAUSE I MADE IT THAT WAY BIIIIIIITCH!

~~~~Favorite Movies:
«Inglourious Basterds
«Drum Line
«2012
«Saw I,II,III,IV,V,
«Halloween I- gallion
«Friday the 13th I- gallion
« Naruto Movie 1 (WHEN SASUKE WAS STILL A GOOD GUUUUUUUY!!)
«Naruto Shippuden Movie 2: Bonds (WHEN SAUSKE WAS... ER... ACTUALLY IN THE MOVIE AND NOT IN A FLASHBAAAAAAACK!!)
«AHHHH!! I can\'t remember anymore. I\'ll put some more later...


~~Time for me to write random things? I think so~!!

Do you like Piña Colatas~? Or gettin\' caught in da rain~?

~~ Okay, so it\'s time for me to write random things that pertain to logical things...
Well, damn it all then.
STARTING SANITY... NOW!!
SORRY, SANITY HAS HERBY ENDED.
Damn, you guys in trouble now.

Okay, seriously, starting now:

Hey meh peeps!! Sup. How ya doin\'? Why, I\'m doin\' qu-eye well. Thanks for askin\', suh.


...Okay, Eubonics time over.
But yeah, I just have a few things to say here in meh mighty-fine profile.
1. I love Turkey and Greece from Hetalia. Oh, only if Turkey could take off his mask so we could see his sexy face~! And Greece... Meh, he\'s just so plain sexy~! ^galivants around^ Sexeh... Sexeh sexeh sexeh~ They\'re both so sexeh~!
2. I am a writer of crack, romance, sometimes angst, and maybe, if I ever work up the courage, lemons.
3. I like waffles. Oh, and disregard below.
4. I like waffles. Disregard above.
5. I love anime/mang with a fiery passion. Hell, I am even trying to draw my own manga. CAUSE I WIN BIIIIIIITCHES!!!
6. As you might guess, my favourite phrase is: CAUSE (insert random words)BIIIIIIITCHES!!!
7. No, seriously. I tend to say that a little too much.
8. BROOKLYN RAAAAAAAGE!!
9. Sagurn wants a grilled cheese~!
10. Eh... I have hereby ran out of wit.
11. The below statement is false.
12. Th above statment is true.
13. I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR VITAL REGIONS AND RULE THEM IN THE NAME OF SAGURN CAUSE I\'M JUST THAT AWESOME...

Wait for it... Wait for it...

BIIIIIIITCHES!!!

\"Hetalia-group-hetalia-6593501-905-676\"

^gets a nosebleed^ For some reason, they\'re 2.5 trillion times sexier with glasses. Does that mean that America and Canada are always 2.5 trillion times sexier than everone else? Why, yes it doessssss....





~~~~Favorite Characters:
«America makes me want to be veeeeery patriotic.
«South Korea: Aw, I just can\'t help it. I love the guy.
«France: He just is.
«Poland: He\'s like totally one of my absoulte favorite characters~!
«N.Italy: Who doesn\'t like him?
«S.Italy: Maa~ he\'s just too loveable.
«Germany: I love him too, I don\'t even mind his love for BDSM wurst.
«Swtizerland: Oh, how I want to give him a big hug~!
«Russia: Okay, seriously. Who doesn\'t want to become one with that?!
«China: I love his acent, aru.
«Prussia: Well, the reason is obvious. Cause he\'s awesome, biiiiiiitches.

 
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Stories
 
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Historical Fantasy, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 9786 words | Complete: No

Summary: From Egypt to England, from Prussia to Poland, you were gonna vist them all. ReaderxVarious
Request are welcome~!
Now Up: Nieoczekiwany .:and:. Kisses [{Poland}] - [{Australia}]
Published: 07/04/10 | Updated: 12/29/10
 
One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Ace Attorney Series, Gintama

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, G.
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Historical Fantasy, Humor, Lime | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 338 words | Complete: No

Summary: Open a dictionary, point at a word, and you have the universe~
Reader x Various
Published: 04/08/11 | Updated: 04/12/11
 
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue
Main Characters: America, Austria, Canada, China, Denmark, Egypt, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Japan, Latvia, Lithuania, North Italy, Poland, Prussia, Roma Antiqua, Russia, Sealand, South Italy, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Tony, Turkey, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Historical Fantasy, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 4649 words | Complete: No

Summary: You have two questions: One, why is it that one moment you are sitting on your couch in boy shorts and a cut-off watching the nightly news and munching on some cold fries when the next moment you are sitting in the lap of the personified form of Russia and trying to pass yourself off as... Quzbekakuristan, a country with a chief export of broken thumbtacks and shoelaces? And two: Why does you cat like to eat your left socks so much? You decided that all of this was karma getting back at you for flunking your history test. BIG TIME. ReaderxVarious then later ????xReaderx???? (This has a plotline~!)
Published: 08/15/10 | Updated: 01/05/11


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