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Member Profile: Capitan Alpaca
Name: Capitan Alpaca
Alias: Kayleen
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 12/18/12
Last Logged In: 06/27/16
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
 
 
Contact:
About Me:

cancer, slytherin, intp, proud owner of two cats and one dog, full-time college student (aka broke as fuck)

I'm currently enrolled in school for Creative Writing but, the dream is to write Screenplays for T.V., Film, and/or Video Games. When I get sick of that I want to own a Cat Café. Writing for others is almost a guilty pleasure but, a pleasure nonetheless. The best feeling in the world is learning someone enjoyed something I produced and I think that's why I (as well as so many others) write. I love talking to readers and other authors and aim to grow with my writing. When I first started out, I was absolute trash and now I can actually be proud of my works. I'm still learning and growing and I hope that I can reflect that in writing.

Contact Me:

Drop me a line on tumblr or here. I'm basically always online. (If you tell me you loved my story, I'll probably want to marry you.) Never be afraid to talk to me about anything. Seriously, you can message me about how your guacamole spoiled and I'd respond.

Here to have a good time.

'Cause that's what I like. A good time. wink wink nudge nudge

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CURRENT STORIES:
A Cynic and An Ailurophile|South Park
|Craig Tucker/Reader|

Voices in the Hall|A Song of Ice and Fire
|Robb Stark/Reader|

No. 1 Party Anthem|Star Wars: Episode VII
|Poe Dameron/Reader|

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TEMPORARY HIATUS:
Reaper Yankee|Pacific Rim
|Chuck Hansen/Reader|

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COMING SOON(??):
NO TITLE|Star Wars: Episode VII
|Finn/Reader|

NO TITLE|Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
|Matsuoka Rin/Reader|

I Made You a Mixtape|Final Fantasy Series
|Various/Reader|

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If you see one of my stories on another site, please let me know! I have a different username (queen stark) on GOTVG. Ao3, tumblr are under the same username. My deviantart is in the link. There is also a French version of A Cynic and An Ailurophile on the web. Any other accounts are fakes. Thank you!
 
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Stories
 
South Park

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Drug References, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Comedy, Family, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 14097 words | Complete: No

Summary: You remember the first time you met him—bruised and battered, and oh

you wished you had been the one to kick his ass.

You loved your beautiful cat more than you loved breathing air, but you wished he would stop trying to murder your new neighbor's guinea pig!

Then again, perhaps your neighbor had it coming.

||craig tucker x reader||
Published: 08/14/14 | Updated: 01/07/16
 
Star Wars Series

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Spoilers
Main Characters: Poe Dameron, Reader
Genres: General, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 7396 words | Complete: No

Summary: Seriously, you knew how to fly, why did it matter if you knew what every part of the ship was called? Now you were stuck with that no-good pilot but, hey, you weren't exactly a saint yourself.

[poe dameron/reader] |spoilers probably but, probably not for a while.|
Published: 12/27/15 | Updated: 03/03/16
 
Pacific Rim

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Chuck Hansen, Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Genres: Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 908 words | Complete: No

Summary: because if you want something, you have to explicitly crave for it—or him, in this case.

[a little before all the beautiful stuff in the movie, and slightly longer time line]

||chuck hansen x reader||
Published: 09/20/14 | Updated: 10/13/14
 
Shingeki no Kyojin

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Rivaille
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1709 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Well, at least you could say your cardio would improve. Unfortunately, your dignity was pretty much shot.


[levi x reader]

*note: I wrote this a few years ago and it's not gonna get any better tbh
Published: 09/20/14 | Updated: 10/13/14
 
Final Fantasy 15

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Emotional Abuse, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Reader, Various
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 6152 words | Complete: No

Summary: You had done exactly what you were told. You were a good girl. So, how'd it get to be that you were the other woman?

|noctis lucis caelum/reader|
Published: 02/01/16 | Updated: 02/28/16
 
A Song of Ice and Fire

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Spoilers
Main Characters: Grey Wind, Reader, Robb Stark
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Death, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Prequel, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 9172 words | Complete: No

Summary: Receiving love notes since you were fourteen should've been flattering, but not when you find out the sender is a boy you detest.

||robb stark x reader|| [set in a sort of AU]

I used to think, when you were gone. I would still hear voices in the halls...
Published: 07/15/15 | Updated: 10/10/15


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