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Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Friendship, Religious, Romance, Satire, War | Story Types: General, Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 4092 words | Complete: No

Summary: When a dozen of men meets a woman for the first time in a year, they're practically bound to feel something.

It's almost like being the last woman on earth.

On an earth full of Nazis and killers.


Reader-x-Wilhelm Wicki
with hints of other pairings~~

(the title is a play of the old saying "When the cat's gone, the rats dance on the table")
Published: 2010.04.26 | Updated: 2010.05.26
 
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Fluff, General, Romance, War | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2018 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you spend most of your waking hours with an infamous, bloodthirsty, Nazi hunting, sometimes outright crazy pack of Americans, you have to develop a few skills. Like, communication, which is much easier to do if you can speak English. Luckily, you've got someone there to help you.

[ Reader / Wilhelm Wicki ]
Published: 2015.06.19 | Updated: 2015.08.10
 
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Torture
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Friendship, General, Lemon, Lime, Romance, War | Story Types: General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 3334 words | Complete: No

Summary: You couldn't trust your mother and father. You couldn't trust anyone. But when you meet the notorious bastards, you have a change in the way you see things.

{ReaderxAldo}
Published: 2011.01.02 | Updated: 2011.01.16
 
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Family, Friendship, General, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Romance, War | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 429 words | Complete: No

Summary: A collection of drabbles to go with a future fic I am writing.

Donny/(Zophia)You, Aldo/Bridget, either Stiglitz or Wicki (haven't decided)/Mathilida(Barmaid), Omar/Michaela(OC)
Published: 2010.05.01 | Updated: 2010.05.27
 
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Death, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1075 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He would never break a promise to you; that's why he never promised you that he would be with you forever.

[ReaderxHugo Stiglitz]
Published: 2010.06.11 | Updated: 2010.06.11
 
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1118 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes, he watches you.

He always likes what he sees.

[ReaderxAldo]
Published: 2010.04.26 | Updated: 2010.04.26