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Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Agent Haggard, Agent O'Reilly, Agent Zoil, Clive G., Graeme W., Paul, Reader, Ruth B., Tara, The Big Guy, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal, Science Fiction, Thriller | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 2886 words | Complete: No

Summary: You were at your breaking point here.

First you had to surround yourself with nerds at Comic-Con for a newspaper article, where you were hit on countless times, and your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, forcing you to hitch a ride with a couple of nerds and, as fate would have it, an alien named Paul.

Could this day get any worse...?

“Hey Clive, watch this."

Paul, a classic green alien with a large head, took a red pen and drew all over the face of a sleeping, dirty-blond-haired man. The alien included a curled mustache, a pair of horns on the forehead, along with other childish doodles.

He and the man known as Clive laughed.

You could only facepalm.

...Of course it could.
Published: 2011.03.30 | Updated: 2011.04.29