"Phrases (Reader-insert)" by DamnBlackHeart
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader

Description: I'm very bored. And I'll like to see any one-shot, ficlet or drabble containing any of these phrases. It should have least one of theses some where in it. (I'll be putting this on Freedom of Speech: Fan Fiction too, once they've fix the challenge section.)

Phrases: (Either said by a character or on(in) a book/bill board/shirt that a character reads from.)

I'm out of my mind feel free to leave a message.
My anger management class pisses me off.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I don't know karate but I do know krazy and I am aot afraid to use it.
Do not disturb already disturbed.
Sarcasm is only one of the services I offer.
Where's there's a will...I want to be in it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me!
I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Cancel my subscription -- I don't need your issues.
Madness takes its toll -- Please have exact change.
I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
(On the back of a motorcycle rider's t-shirt) If you can read this, then the bitch fell off.

Posted: 07/12/08 | Deadline: None


Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Drug Use, Silliness
Main Characters: Kurama, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Friendship | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1522 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Apart of the phrases challenge. Ah sick days, when normal people become crazy and their friends have to look out for them. Too bad no one told Kurama just how crazy you can get. A friendship story but if you want to think of it as more then go for it.
Published: 11/01/08 | Updated: 11/06/08
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Kairi, Original Character(s), Reader, Riku, Sora, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Other | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 231 words | Complete: No

Summary: You just can't seem to catch a break.
Published: 03/31/09 | Updated: 04/02/09
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 1481 words | Complete: No

Summary: For DamnBlackHeart's Phrases challenge.

Published: 06/13/10 | Updated: 07/16/10
Martin Mystery

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References, OOC
Main Characters: Billy, Diana Lombard, Martin Mystery, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 20 chapter(s) / 4646 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (Response to DamnBlackHeart's Phrases Challenge) Sometimes strange things happen but you and the others are never at a loss for words, no matter what the situation.
Published: 03/08/09 | Updated: 03/14/09

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Hakkai, Sanzo
Genres: Other, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 602 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Since when was Sanzo such an opportunist?

[ReaderxSanzo] Response to DamnBlackHeart's Phrase challenge
Published: 10/31/09 | Updated: 11/01/09

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