"Pet Peeves: Things We Hate Challenge" by -obvious
Categories: Anime & Manga
Characters: Various

Description: Pet Peeves.
I'm not sure how well this will work out but hopefully it works out well.
For starters, it doesn't matter what kind of theme is placed onto it. Humor, angst, romance, smut,'cause I'm pretty sure half of the pet peeves we have we also find humorous when we do them to people.
[1] Any characters. Anime/Manga, TV, Movies, Books, ect.
[2] No text talk please. That annoys the heck out of me.
[3] Relating to text talk, don't write like this; Shikamaru: What a drag. It's just stupid and a terrible way to write.
[4] No yoai or yuri.
[5] Watch your grammer and punctuation. I understand mistakes, just don't do it intentionally.

Here's a list of pet peeves if you can't think of anything.
✴Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
✴Kids who tease dogs through fences.
✴Noisy eaters.
✴Students who prolong class by asking the most insane questions.
✴Text talk. ex: Like OMG!
✴When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
✴When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.
✴People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.
✴When you genuinely ask someone what's wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..."
✴Not washing hands after using the bathroom. Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
✴Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.
✴When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.
✴When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!
✴Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
✴People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
✴People that pop and smack their chewing gum.
✴People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
✴When you find a really cute piece of clothing on the rack and they have like twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and not a single one in your size.
✴People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.
✴The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)
✴Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
✴The "yes but" people.
✴When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.
✴People who don't dress their age
✴Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
✴When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.
✴Skinny jeans on men
✴No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.
✴When you will be talking to someone, and their replies seem to be limited to "ya", "cool", and "ok".
✴When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
✴Girls who wear way too much make up.
✴People who always have to be right and have the last word.
✴When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.
✴People who don't use deoderant.
✴When people continue to stare after they ask you a question, as if they need you to expand more on your answer.
✴When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread.
✴When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.
✴People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
✴People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
✴Overuse of the word "Like"
✴Hair on the soap.
✴I hate slow people walking in front of me.
✴How hard it is to open a new music CD.
✴When you bend over to pick something up and miss the object multiple times, and the final attempt is a violent grab as if to say it was the object's fault.
✴People who people park a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal-Mart or grocery store, blocking the way for others and then walking away to gather items.
✴I hate it when people tickle me.
✴When shirts shrink in the dryer.
✴Sneezing in your hand and shaking someone's hand afterward.
✴Kids with baggy pants hangin below their ass.
✴People who call but don't leave a message

And wal-ah! A list of random pet peeves. If you don't like any of them, just use some of your own.
It doesn't matter to me how you write it. You don't have to use every single one, because that would be a pain, you can make a series of 5 drabbles. 10 Drabbles. Make a oneshot regarding one of them.
Just have fun and don't take it to seriously.

Posted: 01/11/10 | Deadline: None

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