Member Profile: Brass Key
Name: Brass Key
Alias: Dana
Status: Author
Join Date: 05/30/10
Last Logged In: 07/21/16
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Obligatory advertisement for my writing blog: I post there a heck of a lot more than I post here and I have no intention of cross-posting. Also, it has probably a dozen fics posted so check it out!

Favorite Stories

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, OOC, PWP, Rape, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Yuri
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Kabuto, Kakuzu, Kisame, Madara, Orochimaru, Pein, Reader, Sasori, Tobi, Various, Zetsu
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Ninja, Occult, Other, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, One Shot, Other, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 25628 words | Complete: No

Summary: Several important missions haven’t been thoroughly disclosed to the Akatsuki organization.

Apparently you've been involved in every one of these forgotten incidents.

So, why does no one in Akatsuki feel compelled to mention these gaps in their mission reports?

Maybe a re-telling of these incidents might reveal why...

Published: 11/27/07 | Updated: 10/10/08
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: All | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: America, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 153 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "When America coughs, America has Delsym!"

Never, ever again will you doubt today's commercial advertising...
Published: 12/29/09 | Updated: 01/01/10
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mature Content, Violence
Main Characters: Jean Havoc, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4174 words | Complete: No

Summary: [[Moved from FOSFF, and edited for both grammar and content.]] A year after struggling through an unwanted, but necessary, divorce with your ex-husband, Andrew, you had decided to join the dating pool again. That, however, was nearly two years ago. None of the men in Central seemed to want to date a woman who already had a son, so nearly all of them would break up with you after the first date. That is, until recently... [ReaderxHavoc]
Published: 08/02/09 | Updated: 08/05/09

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Itachi, Kisame, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Friendship, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 22840 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Dedicated to Rockinmuffin

Uninhibited slaughter and masculine rampages are not conducive to getting laid.

Kisame X Reader

Choice of optional lemon or non-lemon ending. COMPLETE
Published: 10/17/09 | Updated: 10/18/09

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fetish and Paraphilia, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Squick, Strong Language
Main Characters: Byakuya, Komamura Sajin, Muguruma Kensei, Otoribashi Rojiro (Rose), Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 14936 words | Complete: No

Summary: Let's just bang a bunch of the captains. Just, all of them. Every single one. We're gonna do it.
Published: 12/12/13 | Updated: 04/20/15
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Strong Language
Main Characters: America, Canada, Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 781 words | Complete: No

Summary: It was a well known fact that Heroes always got the girl, You were no exception. But damn it, that didn't mean he'd give up! CanadaXReaderXAmerica
Published: 07/20/09 | Updated: 01/03/10
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Reno, Rude
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 4280 words | Complete: No

Summary: You liked your men like you liked your whiskey: strong, neat, and just a hint of sweet.

Unfortunately, Reno was more of a Fireball whiskey: fast, overwhelming, and a whole lot of trouble.

Published: 07/31/15 | Updated: 12/29/15
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: America, Australia, Austria, Canada, Chibitalia, China, Cuba, Denmark, Egypt, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germania, Germany, Greece, Holy Roman Empire, Hong Kong, Iceland, Japan, Latvia, Lithuania, Netherlands, New Zealand, North Italy, Norway, Poland, Prussia, Reader, Roma Antiqua, Russia, Sealand, South Italy, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Tony, Turkey, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Ficlet, General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 381 chapter(s) / 111273 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Tourism has never been so hot.

Published: 05/05/10 | Updated: 05/06/14
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: England, Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 22 chapter(s) / 17957 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You meet pirate England when you're younger. He tells you he'll come back for you when your older. His timing could not be more perfect.

Note: I am editing this, so some things might change or be added.
Published: 07/09/10 | Updated: 05/24/12