Member Profile: jumponthechandelier
Name: jumponthechandelier
Alias: Meg
Status: Author
Join Date: 08/17/08
Last Logged In: 07/17/20
Skin: Pink
Links: _DA

You can also find my stories on AO3.

I'm currently trying to migrate all stories from there to here, so that both sites are updated accordingly. Thank you for your patience!

Favorite Stories
Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Bill, Francis, Louis, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, You, Zoey
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Lemon, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, General, Lemon, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 33341 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: The sound of the Hunter started not long after you entered the city. You had run into his kind before, but there was no way you could possibly be prepared for what lay ahead of you, with this Hunter. There was something scary and almost exciting about being loved by a monster… (ReaderxHunter)
Published: 08/02/10 | Updated: 11/14/11
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Leon, Reader, You, Yuffie
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, General
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 8175 words | Complete: No

Summary: Sins forgiven? What a notion.

[Reader x Leon]
Published: 07/19/10 | Updated: 10/20/10
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Graphic Violence, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Cloud, Marlene, Reno, Rude, Sephiroth, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: General
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 10173 words | Complete: No

Summary: It seems I may be the death of you...


{Sequel to: This Silent Sacrifice}
Published: 05/12/10 | Updated: 02/18/15
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Roxas, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 832 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Who would've thought torturing Roxas could be so fun?

Roxas x You [One-Shot]
Published: 07/26/08 | Updated: 07/27/08
Devil May Cry

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Humor, Other | Story Types: Other, Reader Insert
Length: 30 chapter(s) / 31646 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Being a parent wasn’t easy, nor was there such thing as being a “perfect” parent. Good news for Dante, seeing as how he doesn’t have the slightest idea in hell what to do with a child.

Sometimes he was certain that fighting off a hoard of demons was a far better match than keeping up with his own daughter. Well, at least he isn’t going down without a fight….

Parent!Dante/Reader A.K.A - Daddy’s Little Devil
Published: 05/09/11 | Updated: 04/24/12

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Abigail "Abby" Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" D. DiNozzo, Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Reader, Timothy McGee, You, Ziva David
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Lime, Mystery, Police | Story Types: Drabble, General
Length: 50 chapter(s) / 39455 words | Complete: No

Summary: In the time you spent with Gibbs and his team, you learned a lot of things

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie

Rule #12: Never date a coworker

It's just too bad you had to break that last one

[Tony X Reader]

Published: 01/20/10 | Updated: 06/02/12
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Violence
Main Characters: Alphonse, Edward, Reader, Roy Mustang, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 82418 words | Complete: No

Summary: Roy Mustang has a little sister. Roy Mustang doesn’t like his little sister. So what does he do? Why, send his little sister off on a journey with Ed, of course! Ed/You
Published: 10/30/05 | Updated: 09/07/09
Resident Evil

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 366 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: What if Umbrella's T-Virus actually hit the shelves, but they were forced to be truthful about possible side effects? ::Reader x Leon::
Published: 02/24/09 | Updated: 01/03/10
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Silliness, Torture
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Reader, Vexen, Xigbar, You, Zexion
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Psychological, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 6050 words | Complete: No

Summary: Perhaps your days with the Organization were limited.
An installment for DesertRose's "365 Days" challenge!

[ eventual Axel x Reader ]
Published: 11/06/09 | Updated: 11/19/09
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff
Main Characters: Albert Wesker, Reader
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1120 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Surviving a mansion full of zombies is an accomplishment, but frankly, stealing Wesker's sunglasses is probably a lot more dangerous.

Happy belated birthday, Micha!

Published: 03/13/09 | Updated: 03/13/09
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Lexaeus, Luxord, Marluxia, Namin, Reader, Roxas, Sax, Various, Vexen, Xemnas, Xigbar, You, Zexion
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 6618 words | Complete: No

Summary: Oh dear. And to think, this all started with a misunderstanding about a broken pregnancy test...
[Reader x Zexion][Seven days challenge]
Published: 07/05/10 | Updated: 07/10/10
Final Fantasy 10, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy 10-2

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Other, Reader, Roxas, Tidus, Tidus, Tidus, Yuna, Yuna, Yuna
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Crossover, Reader Insert
Length: 17 chapter(s) / 82422 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (Complete) Nobodies: those without hearts. They are the shell that is left behind when a Heartless is created from a being with a strong will.

They were never supposed to exist.

The same thing goes for their love. (You/Demyx) [July 2006]
Published: 07/22/08 | Updated: 08/03/11
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, Original Character(s), Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Divergence, Epic, General, Novel, Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 9302 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: After an all-nighter you are visited by the Grim Reaper, of all people, in your sleep deprived dreams. When you wake up you find you're not alone. There are suddenly not one, but four living, breathing anime characters in the real world. And they're all in your room.

Oh, f***

Reader X Surprise (Mwahaha!)
Published: 10/15/09 | Updated: 10/23/12
Avatar: The Last Airbender

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Aang, Azula, Katara, Other, Reader, Sokka, Uncle Iroh, Zuko
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 44154 words | Complete: No

Summary: You're a thief. He's a prince. Together, you're a disaster waiting to happen.

Hang on tight -this is going to be a wild ride.
Published: 04/22/10 | Updated: 08/13/11
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff, Silliness
Main Characters: Ani Toguro/Elder Toguro, Bakken, Botan, Bui, Chu, Dr. Ichigaki, Hiei, Jin, Karasu, Keiko, Koenma, Kurama, Kuwabara, Other, Ototo Toguro/Younger Toguro, Reader, Shishiwakamaru, Touya, Various, You, Yukina, Yusuke
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 26 chapter(s) / 8650 words | Complete: No

Summary: When Hiei and the others are forced to enter the Dark Tournament, you make sure to be with him every step of the way, whether he likes it or not. And for the most part, he does not. (You/Hiei)
Published: 02/15/10 | Updated: 05/01/12