Member Profile: MissHatress
Name: MissHatress
Alias: Darkphoenix54 (formerly)
Status: Author
Join Date: 10/10/09
Last Logged In: 02/09/15
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
Yo, all.

Call me Mad, short for Mad Hatter. (I wear a hat all the time IRL!)

Gender: Female, last time I checked

Location: Sitting on top of Hayato~! : D *Gokudera grumbles*

Birthday: Oh, May 16th, but my age is a secret~! ;D

Occupation: YOUR LORD AND MASTER! *bricked*

Likes: Food. Anime. Maga. The occasional eye-candy that comes passing by. XD POCKEH. Sweets. (apparently chocolate makes me go bat sh.t insane.) Hayato~. Video games.

Dislikes: Obnoxious bastards. Things that make me go BOOM. (I.E things that can cause potential harm to my person seeing as I am a MAJOR klutz o.o.)

Hobbies: Writing. Day dreaming. Apparently I have a problem when I bake/cook whenever I\'m bored and or worrying about something. >.>

Quirks: I spot random gibberish and facts whenever an awkward silence falls. :D I say no a lot. *hearts Japan* I get cranky as HELL when my blood sugar drops.

give Dark more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you\'re all about. You\'re satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other\'s manipulative behavior. You don\'t expect much, and that can be a good thing. You\'re perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won\'t even notice, or really care, as long as you\'re enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don\'t Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get seme/uke merch..

lol, Clueless? XD

I DO get that alot though . .. >.>

I hope my future lover doesn\'t take advantage of that. >3> *secretly does*

Mad: *stands on desk and bellows out the window* I LOVE GOKUDERA HAYATO!

Goku: W-what the hell?! Don\'t just go yelling out stuff like that!

Mad: But . . . you\'re my little cupid Hayato-kun~!

Gokua: Where the hell did you get a stupid nick-name like that from?!

Mad: You use an archery-type weapon, just like G-san does! *smiles*

G.: Don\'t you dare drag me into this. T_T

Mad: Wouldn\'t dream of it, past lover~

Goku and G.: WHAT?!

Mad: *Smiles and sips tea*


G.: *facepalms*

AnimeNEXT piccy\'s! :D (I am Genderbent! Death The Kid! *strikes pose* Meh Buddy was Genderbent Spirit XD)


Kingdom Hearts

Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Romance
Story Types: None
Open: No
A simple sway of the heart. Viola would have never known by a simple invitation, everything she thought she knew about her heart would change forever . . . Would cause so much pain. Vanitas/OC (or 'you')

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Deidara, Gaara, Hinata, Ino, Kakashi, Karin, Lee, Naruto, Neji, Original Character(s), Sai, Sakura, Sasori, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4732 words | Complete: No

Summary: You know, it feels intoxicating

To be intimidating

It's invigorating

To see you shaking

I've got the power to bring you down

Revenge is always a dish best served cold . . .

Sasori/OC (Lacie)
Published: 12/04/10 | Updated: 12/21/10
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various, Ventus
Genres: Action, Adventure, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 2935 words | Complete: No

Summary: S. e. i. z. e. T. h. e. D. a. y.

"Seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."

A series of Ventus drabbles and Ficlets.

(Warning: Small changes made for the sake of the story.)

Published: 12/13/09 | Updated: 05/03/12
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Elaeus, Even, Hayner, Ienzo, Larxene, Lexaeus, Luxord, Marluxia, Olette, Original Character(s), Pence, Reader, Roxas, Sax, Various, Vexen, Xaldin, Xehanort, Xemnas, Xigbar, Zexion
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble, Ficlet, General, Other
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1014 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A response to my own challenge XD
Published: 11/13/09 | Updated: 11/21/09
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, OOC, Spoilers
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Roxas, Various, Ventus
Genres: Alternative History, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Crossover
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 6638 words | Complete: No

Summary: Wrongfully taken after the death of their father, Anastacia and Ezekiel were forced into a human trafficking chain. Following their seperation after he'd been sold, Anastacia came to terms with her fate. That is, until a kind angelic man saved her from the hell-hole that was her life . . .


Summary subject to change. :D
Published: 06/25/10 | Updated: 01/16/11
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Namin, Original Character(s), Roxas, Tifa, Yuffie
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Crossover, Parody
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2578 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: What happens when our favorite blonde-haired blue eyed bishie wins a contest to write a song for the hit band The TEMPTRESses?
Oh, Axel's going to die for this. . .
Published: 11/02/09 | Updated: 11/07/09
Hunter X Hunter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Gon, Killua, Kurapica, Leorio, Original Character(s)
Genres: Comedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 5523 words | Complete: No

Summary: Kuruta Kurapika was just a seventeen year old Junior at Hunter High. He liked his life, seeing as he was at the top of his class. . .though, something seemed to be missing. . .
Oh, right. . .
Published: 10/10/09 | Updated: 07/24/10