Member Profile: Siyui-No-Akatsuki
Name: Siyui-No-Akatsuki
Alias: Spanner\\\'s Future Wife, Mrs. Hibari, Leader of the Shinsengumi for a day, etc...
Status: Author
Join Date: 05/11/10
Last Logged In: 12/28/10
Skin: Pink
How many things can I say about my profile picture?????
1. You... Are on the business end of Sougo\'s bazooka.
2. Man, I should have hid my Hijikata plushie better.
3. Prepare to diiiiiiiiie~!
4. ^looks around^ Katsura, you better run for it!!
5. Sadism never looked so sexy.
6. What? It\'s just a bazooka.
7. Don\'t worry. It\'s only loaded with one bullet.
8. This is aimed... Right at your testicles.
9.This is the bazooka of capitalism. FEAR IT!
10. You got nothin\' on me. I gotta bazooka.

When I think of more, I\'ll put \'em here.

I am Siyui-No-Akatsuki, but you can just call me Siyui! Or Siyui-chan! Or Siyu-chan! Or maybe Siyui-dono-taicho-sama-sensei! Yes, I like that! ^teeth sparkle with a thumbs up^
Gintoki: ^picking nose^ No one\'s going to call you that.
Siyui: ^sniffles^ It\'s not nice to ruin peoples hopes and dreams, Toki-taaaaaaaan...
Gintoki: ^ignores^
Siyui: Anyway, I\'ll just name my favorite characters of... Everything.

Basically all of the Akatsuki (could ya guess *coughPENNAMEcough*)
I don\'t even feel like naming this list. Everybody except Yammi.
(Gintoki: Well that was half-assed.
Siyui: Leave me alone.)

Shinpachi (I feel so sorry for him sometimes...)
Kagura (I wish I could do half the things she did.)
Shinsuke (Who is affectionately know as Suke-tan)
Sakamoto (We have a spiritual connection.)
Hattori (PIZZA NINJA!!)
Otae (She knows how to beat the crap out of people!!)
Kondo (Aaaaand why is he always naked? Not that I miiiiind...)
Hijikata (Aw, only he can make a mayo and smoking addiction so hot!!)
Okita (My kawaii wittle sadist!)
Yamazaki (I always feel sorry for him...
Bansai (I don\'t even know. I just love him.)

Siyui: ^thinking^ Hmm... I don\'t think I forgot anyone...
Gintoki: AhHEM! ^points to the GIN in Gintama^
Siyui: Ah! Katsura! He\'s so insane~!
Gintoki: ^twitch^
Siyui: Anyway, I am one of the biggest Gintama fans out there~!
Gintoki: Which means you HAVE TO love me, the main character.
Siyui: No. I can love Shinpachi.
Gintoki: You\'ll love Shinpachi, but not me, the awesomely sexy HEAD main character?
Siyui:^shrugs^ What can I say? I like guys with glasses/sunglasses/goggles. Why do you think I like Hase-kun, Bansai-kun, and Pachi-kun so much? Because they have eyewear. \'Nuff said.
Gintoki: So, if I had shades or something, you\'d actually do a story about me?
Siyui: Probably. But I already have a Gintama story typed up! I just have to post it!
Gintoki: ^grinning^ Really? I can\'t wait to see your rendetion of my escapades...!
Siyui: Actually Gin-chan, it\'s about Sougo. It\'s a story for him.
Sougo: Sorry, boss. I take the spotlight this time.
Siyui: ^shrugs^ What can I say? I like guys with bazookas.
Gintoki: ^anime fall^
Siyui:^ignores him^ Here\'s the summary for the story!!

Lessons About Being in the Shinsengumi
SUMMARY: Ruka Sakimono has always wanted to be apart of the Shinsengumi. She has the ability to be part of it, but they don\'t allow women. Not wanting to be defeated, she crossdresses and enters anyway! But what happens when a certain sadist figures out \'Ruku\'s\' secret? Will he keep it? Or will he spill... SougoxOC

Siyui: Yatta! There it is! Tell me if you like it~!
Ruka: ^clenches fist^ Daaayum I\'m EPIC!!
Sougo: Not really. You get caught.
Ruka: At least I don\'t have hair the color of dried turds.
Sougo: At least I don\'t eat dried turds.
Ruka: Oh? You trying to say something?
Sougo: Am I speaking to fast for you?
Ruka: ^rolls up sleeves^ Why, I oughta--
Siyui:^waggles finger^ Now now, save the fluff a sexual tention for the story!!^to the readers^ Don\'t worry. There\'s lots of sexual tention! There\'s even a time when Sougo-- ^kicked in the face^
Gintoki: Don\'t spoil everything you otaku!

Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji , Gintama, Axis Powers Hetalia, Durarara!!, Baccano!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Allen Walker, Alphonse, America, Arystar Krory, Asura, Austria, Bak Chan, Bard, Basil, Belgium, Belphegor, Black Star, Byakuran, Canada, Chibitalia, Chikusa Kakimoto, China, Chrona, Ciel Phantomhive, Colonello, Cross Marian, Death Scythe, Death The Kid, Denmark, Dino Cavallone, Edward, Egypt, England, Envy, Estonia, Finian, Finland, Fran, France, Franken Stein, Fuuta, Gamma, Germania, Germany, Gintoki Sakata, Gokudera Hayato, Greece, Greed, Grell Sutcliff, Hibari Kyoya, Holy Roman Empire, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Irie Shouichi, Isao Kondou, Izaya Orihara, Japan, Jean Havoc, Justin Law, Kain Fuery, Kamui, Ken Joushima, Komui Lee, Kotarou Katsura, L, Lambo, Latvia, Lau, Lavi, Light, Ling Yao, Lithuania, Lussuria, Mammon, Masaomi Kida, Matt, Mello, Mikado Ryuugamine, Near, Netherlands, North Italy, Norway, Otae Shimura, Poland, Prussia, Reader, Reborn, Reever Wenhamm, Rokudo Mukuro, Roma Antiqua, Roy Mustang, Russia, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Scar, Sealand, Sebastian Michaelis, Shamal, Shinpachi Shimura, Shinsuke Takasugi, Shizuo Heiwajima, Skull, Sougo Okita, Soul Eater Evans, South Italy, South Korea, Spain, Spanner, Superbi Squalo, Sweden, Switzerland, Tatsuma Sakamoto, Tota Matsuda, Toushiro Hijikata, Turkey, Tyki Mikk, Undertaker, William Spears, Xanxus, Yamamoto Takeshi, You, Yu Kanda
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance, Samurai | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1524 words | Complete: No

Summary: If life is a highway, you just ran over the pedestrian of common sense. VariousxYou, VariousxReader
1. Starlight, Star Fight [{Kanda Yu}]
2. Purifying [{Russia}]
3. Falling Love [{Katsura}]
Next: Job Desrciption [{Shizuo}]
Then: Give me an idea, and I'll write it~!
Published: 06/20/10 | Updated: 07/17/10
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Belphegor, Fran, Lussuria, Mammon, Original Character(s), Reader, Superbi Squalo, Xanxus, You
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 946 words | Complete: No

Summary: You had met him when you were both at the tender age of five, and from that moment on, some kind of diluted, odd friendship formed, and from that, later on, an even wierder, even more diluted romance formed.
How? Well, no one really knew that.
It would be when you both were twenty-five, twenty years later, when you learnt that Xanxus was an asshole because he got a kick out of it, like it was his job.
"I'm not going to 'do' anything for you, you piece of lazy crap. Especially not cook you any meat. Let me go back to sleep..." You would say.
"Whoever said I wanted meat?" He would respond.
Xanxus x Reader (This will be a Collection of little drabbles/oneshots.)
Published: 05/14/10 | Updated: 05/30/10