Member Profile: numa numa waffles
Name: numa numa waffles
Alias: Harriet Page
Status: Author
Join Date: 02/21/11
Last Logged In: 07/11/14
Skin: Shinigami_Blue
Wow. It's been soooooo looooong... I think.....I'm going to start posting stories again. Hopefully they'll be better than my past works though. *awkwardly laughs*

Miscellaneous Novels

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Eating Disorders, Fluff, OOC, Spoilers, Torture, Violence, Yaoi
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Friendship, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Romance, War | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 203 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (Bartimaeus trilogy)


I added Yaoi to the warnings, because some may see some BartimaeusxNathaneil. If you squint.
Published: 08/22/12 | Updated: 08/23/12
Rise of the Guardians

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Yaoi, Spoilers, Yaoi
Main Characters: Jack Frost, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Fairy-tale, Fluff, Friendship, Gay Romance, Humor, Other, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Holiday, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 501 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Male!ReaderxJack Frost

He gave you shivers. Not the bad kind, though. These shivers meant something more.
Published: 02/26/13 | Updated: 03/19/13

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Fluff, Graphic Violence, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Historical Fantasy, Humor, Mythology, Other, Romance, Time Travel, Tragedy, War | Story Types: Death-Fic, Mythology, Reader Insert
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 1671 words | Complete: No

Summary: You used to live a (somewhat) normal life until that one day you just so happened to go back in time. Now, you must help Merlin in completing Albion and Arthur's destiny.

Published: 01/20/13 | Updated: 07/06/13