Member Profile: Jaded and Bacon
Name: Jaded and Bacon
Status: Author
Join Date: 08/16/11
Last Logged In: 06/28/20
Skin: Shinigami_HPB

No major updates.

In Progress:
"Paid in Blood", Skyrim
"Enforcer", Avengers

Retired Fics:
"Sifu", Saiyuki
"Natural Talent", Harry Potter

Marvel Comics, The Avengers

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Spoilers
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Drama, General, Science Fiction, War | Story Types: Crossover, General, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4315 words | Complete: No

Summary: Crossover: Marvel and inFamous storylines

Story begins after Civil War and inFamous-Will Contain Spoilers


As Bucky's enforcer, your job was to make sure that he would remain in check while he attended his rehabilitation sessions. Originally you thought that this would be a small role and you would go home to Empire City once the job was done, but your talents proved worthy enough to join the team in a whole other ballgame.
Published: 05/12/16 | Updated: 06/03/16
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Silliness
Main Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Science Fantasy | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 40032 words | Complete: No

Summary: (Reader/Oliver Wood/OC) (Revamped Story)

When you received news that you were not on track to graduate from Hogwarts, your dreams went up into smoke. Everything got much worse after a love potion experiment had gone wrong, and you gained attention from one of the most popular and skilled athletes in the school, Oliver Wood. As you deal with the Academic Probation program you were tossed into, problems at home, and the looming mysteries of your family's history, you continue to learn about the good things in life: friendship, family, love, and your natural talents.
Published: 04/06/15 | Updated: 01/23/16
Resident Evil

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Strong Language
Main Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1572 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Recipient: Bambina
Prompt: "Goodbye," she said.
Written for the March 2016 Fic Trade

One-shot, Reader/Chris Redfield

Whenever Chris left for an assignment, you weren't usually bothered, but this time you needed some help.
Published: 03/14/16 | Updated: 03/14/16
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Drug Use, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: None
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Lemon | Story Types: Epic, Lemon, Reader Insert, Walkthrough
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 36227 words | Complete: No

Summary: (Male Dragonborn/Reader/Various)

(Warning: Skyrim Spoilers)

After escaping the clutches of a violent cult/group, you try your best to live a simple life in Whiterun. Maybe it was fate or just random chance that it never worked out. Since you met the Dragonborn, your life became entangled with his meddling, and although you disapprove of how he interferes with your business, you can't deny that your great adventures are anything but fulfilling.
Published: 11/14/15 | Updated: 04/29/16

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Hakuryuu, Original Character(s), Sanzo, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Martial Arts | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 15390 words | Complete: No

Summary: (No pairing/not decided yet)
(Set in the future)

After making a deal with your uncle, you set out to seek the finest martial artists in China to train you in their styles.
Published: 03/31/15 | Updated: 08/10/15