Member Profile: drunkencastaway
Name: drunkencastaway
Alias: Deanna
Status: Author
Join Date: 07/02/07
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-No, I\'m not dead . . .
-Yes, this brief hiatus was unintentional.
-Yes, my stories will be updated.
-No, I\'m not homosexual.
-Yes, I do like monkeys.
-NO, I\'m NOT a monkey.
-Yes, my older sister (half-sister, ha) shall be joining me on this site.
-Yes, we do get along . . . occassionally . . .
-Yes, Yukina\'s Innocence will be heading towards more romance.
-Yes, I will try to fix the editing on all of my stories.

Full Name: Deanna Pauline Turner
Gender: Female
Age: N/A
Height: 5\'2\'\' (D: I\'m not short, just... vertically challenged ^.^)
Weight: Let\'s just say... I have a small obsession for jelly donuts...
Other: I often talk to myself, etc. resulting in an almost split-personality like persona. To avoid mass-confusion and over-all hysteria, I will orchestrate my conversations like so: (Dee: I\'m saying something... OD (stands for Other Dee):I\'m saying something to myself) (A/N: It would also be appropriate to call my \"other self\" my conscience, as she\'s both loud-mouthed and truthful..... ^.^\') Get it? (OD: She\'s not always this... colorful... I swear...)

About any stories, etc. that I may post:

I love writing, but I have serious motivational issuses. (Such as... I\'m lazy ^///^) So if I ever do get around to posting something on here it will, most likely be updated slowly and somewhat sporadically. (^_^\' Please don\'t kill me...)

Also, whatever stories I post will be mostly originals because I\'m a tad too lazy to actually devote any amount of time \"knowing\" a character. (OD: What she means is, she has a the tendencies of a perfectionist, and she\'d probably be forever worried about the chance of OOC-ness... Dee: LIES!!! THEY\'RE ALL LIES!!! DON\'T BELIEVE HER, SHE\'S TRYING TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME!!!!!!! OD: -_-\' I see someone forgot to take their medication today, but she\'s right that\'s not the main reason, which of course is....... Dee: I HATE DOING DISCLAIMERS!!!!)
Also, while were on the subject of stories, should you ever read one of mine (That I will, hopefully, post someday) I really don\'t care if you review... (OD: What she\'s too \"nice\" to say is this: Don\'t review just to say it\'s \"cool\" etc. give us some real meat, so to speak. Dee is an amateur writer, and any and all, CONSTRUCTIVE critisim would be nice. ^-^ That\'s not to say she doesn\'t like reviews,(she loves them) but she\'s very... self-conscious, and is constantly trying to improve her work, anyway you could help her with that, it would be much appreciated! Dee: -//- Geez, tell them my whole life story, why don\'t cha? OD: ^-^ I don\'t think there\'s enough room... Dee: -_-\')

In closing, if you actually took time out of your busy schedule to read this psycho-babble.... WOPPIE-CUSHIONS FOR YOU!!! (OD:Woppie-cushions?? Dee:Well, cookies, hugs, and bishounen are overdone...... well, maybe not bishounen..... OD: ^-^\')

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Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, OOC
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Romance, Spiritual, Tragedy | Story Types: Collection, General, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2788 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You ran blindly through Master Genkai’s temple, had it always been so big? You didn’t think so, but then again, the fact that you were running with tears in your eyes might’ve altered your sense of direction, or it could be the sheer anticipation of seeing him again . . . Once again, rated a little on the high side just to be safe . . . Readerx???????
Published: 08/10/07 | Updated: 08/11/07
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, OOC
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance | Story Types: Collection, General, Prequel, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1244 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Dedicated to Dance-Chan. Kurama's birthday is coming up, and what can you do, except, throw him a party?

Slight under-tones of KuramaxReader
As always, rated high for safety.
Published: 08/10/07 | Updated: 08/11/07

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 503 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A girl realizes what love is. (drabble-ish)
Published: 07/22/07 | Updated: 07/23/07
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, OOC, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Martial Arts, Romance, Spiritual | Story Types: Collection, Continuation, General, One Shot, Prequel, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 9382 words | Complete: No

Summary: What will you do when you find out about Yukina and Hiei's relationship? Will you tell her, will you even get the chance to with Hiei hot on your heels?

Rated for safety; barely there HieixReader
Currently unfinished, but will be updated soon!
Published: 08/12/07 | Updated: 09/02/07